# Most Bizarre ... RO **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 16, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663 "2009-05-16T17:47:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/21 "2009-05-17T00:33:03Z")
> [@Scissorjack](#): > > Bonus points if prison rape is mentioned as a suitable punishment. Had he cut off his leg, would anyone in prison want to hump the stump? I think the default is to pump the rump, but if the stump makes a bump for your lump I think you’d jump the gump and dump your sump in the stump. (Oh, and if his son is imprisoned later in life he’s gonna get skullfucked.) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/22 "2009-05-17T00:59:23Z")
First thing I think of when I read these stories of gonzo hyperviolence is [PCP](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phencyclidine).Legend has it the dust gives one the strength of a lion and the common sense of a starved crocodile. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/23 "2009-05-17T01:21:36Z")
Any bets on it being the Devil’s fault, or maybe one of his minions? Yeah, it’ll probably be a minion… Old Nick would have had his ears too. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/24 "2009-05-17T02:06:49Z")
I’m really amazed that you guys can joke about this. Everyone knows it’s funny _until_ someone loses an eye. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/25 "2009-05-17T02:58:03Z")
“Son, better stop playing with that BB gun or I’ll eat your eyes out.” Great potential there for a heartwarming Xmas movie. ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/26 "2009-05-17T03:07:28Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > I’m really amazed that you guys can joke about this. > > Everyone knows it’s funny _until_ someone loses an eye. Then it’s _hilarious_. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/27 "2009-05-17T03:09:37Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > You scoop/pop it out of the socket, and then eat it. The eye is squishy, but it holds together. > It’s kinda gooey, but it stays together. And the lens would be chewy and kinda hard- you might have to just swallow that part or spit it out. > > But it’s definitely eatable. The trick would be in getting it out without popping it, but if you were able to get it out intact, you’re in good shape- just cut the optic nerve and voila! > Here’s looking at you, Kid. Nitpick: the cornea will be hard and chewy. The lens ought to be pretty brittle. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Poster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Happy\_Poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Poster)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/28 "2009-05-17T03:19:13Z")
> [@ajb867](#): > > Did you really just say that all you can do sometimes is make a joke at another person’s suffering? > > I realize that the internet is slightly detached from reality for some people. However this is not some fucked up story you read on the internet, its very much real. Say you have a kid and your kid happens to have something like this happen to him. Me being your neighbor the only prudent thing to do would be to joke about it on my facebook, well that or rip my hair out and bake under the desert sun etc. Get over yourself. This is about as relevant to me as the rape of lot’s daughter or the fate of the congolese when the belgians arrived. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/29 "2009-05-17T03:30:50Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Nitpick: the cornea will be hard and chewy. The lens ought to be pretty brittle. Yeah, that’s what I was going for- I knew there was a chewy part and a hard part, just got them confused. But yeah- the lens would be brittle. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/30 "2009-05-17T03:43:59Z")
Okay, now I’m not offended…but I am really, REALLY grossed out. Blech. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/31 "2009-05-17T16:35:16Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > You scoop/pop it out of the socket, and then eat it. The eye is squishy, but it holds together. > It’s kinda gooey, but it stays together. And the lens would be chewy and kinda hard- you might have to just swallow that part or spit it out. And _how_ would you know this? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/32 "2009-05-17T17:29:30Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > And _how_ would you know this? He prowls farm pastures at night. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/33 "2009-05-17T17:53:34Z")
Anatomy/Physiology, and 3 years of assisting/TA’ing with College Introduction to Biology 201 Labs basically. We pretty much go week by week through the different phylums and have dissections and such things. The Cow eye dissections are at the end of the semester, when we get to the fetal pig dissection wrap ups. Oh, and then my post graduate Anatomy Lab last semester- that was w/ a cadaver and all. The little lens are REALLY cool! ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/34 "2009-05-17T18:22:42Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > First thing I think of when I read these stories of gonzo hyperviolence is [PCP](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phencyclidine).Legend has it the dust gives one the strength of a lion and the common sense of a starved crocodile. Sometimes, yes. But not always. I have smoked PCP and while it was a wickedly strange high (and one I didn’t care to repeat), I was in no way transformed into a raving lunatic. YMMV, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/35 "2009-05-17T20:04:58Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > How is it even physically possible to eat someone’s eye out? Pretend it’s buckeyes. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/36 "2009-05-17T20:24:20Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > Pretend it’s buckeyes. Don’t call them BUCKEYES!!! Don’t you know how cruel that is to deer?! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/37 "2009-05-17T22:18:08Z")
Duplicate ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/38 "2009-05-17T22:19:46Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > He prowls farm pastures at night. [Cattle mutilation site.](http://www.aliendave.com/UUFOH_CattleMutilations.html) At least one eye is always missing. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/39 "2009-05-17T23:34:07Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > One thing I’ve learned in life is that 4 people can witness a terrible event - 1 of them cries, 1 of them gets angry, 1 of them acts indifferent, and 1 of them laughs, and yet all 4 of them essentially feel exactly the same way about what just happened. They’re just expressing it in different ways. I’ve been all 4 of those people at different times. Well said. I’ve never understood people who can’t pick up on this. ---
**Author:** ![Drygon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@Drygon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drygon)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/40 "2009-05-19T12:02:05Z")
Last night a group us were playing DnD and someone brought this article up. We talked about it for a few minutes and decided to get back to playing. It was the fey-pact warlock’s turn. What spell did he cast? Eyebite. I think it was a half an hour before we could play again we were laughing so hard. It was a completely innocent thing too, he didn’t put the two together until everyone else started laughing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663.md?page=3)