# Most Bizarre ... RO **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 16, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663 "2009-05-16T17:47:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/61 "2009-05-19T18:31:11Z")
I think I will stay clear of **Ro0sh** , he seemed a little too knowledgable about eye scooping. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/62 "2009-05-19T18:33:41Z")
Well the OP is horrible enough, I don’t think I will click the links. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/63 "2009-05-19T20:33:38Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > I think I will stay clear of **Ro0sh** , he seemed a little too knowledgable about eye scooping. Oh please. Freshman college biology is enough to give you the details about the eye being edible and the cornea being tough. And most everyone knows about the optic nerve being attached to the back of the eyeball. Now if he had known the best way to get an intact eyeball out of a still-living person is to slice the eyelid muscles and then clamp your mouth over it and suck it out, that would have been creepy. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Telcontar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Telcontar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telcontar)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/64 "2009-05-19T21:09:55Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > While perusing my local Craigslist, I stumbled across [this ad](http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/zip/1178737014.html). Oh my. As you can tell, our town is more than a little shaken up over this. > [@SuntanTigerTamer](#): > > I particularly enjoyed “Give me a reason to believe in God and humanity…someone kill this guy please…”. > > Talk about missing the forest for the trees. Already flagged and down. What did it say? I can’t even get outraged over this case; my reaction is much more uncomprehending shock than anger. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/65 "2009-05-19T22:22:59Z")
> [@Telcontar](#): > > Already flagged and down. What did it say? > > I can’t even get outraged over this case; my reaction is much more uncomprehending shock than anger. It was basically someone saying they’d trade everything they own for a chance to either be alone with this guy for 5 minutes or have someone bring his head in a bag. He suggests someone with a lot of money to bail him out, because it would only be $100k and they’d get their bail money back when he is killed. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/66 "2009-05-20T06:44:59Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > It was basically someone saying they’d trade everything they own for a chance to either be alone with this guy for 5 minutes or have someone bring his head in a bag. He suggests someone with a lot of money to bail him out, because it would only be $100k and they’d get their bail money back when he is killed. He must be an ear man. ---
**Author:** ![Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamaika_a_jamaikaiake)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/67 "2009-05-20T09:30:23Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > Well that’s some ignorance fought. Sometimes ignorance doesn’t need fighting. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/68 "2009-05-20T10:50:21Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > The cops seem to be the ones perpetuating the myth. I never hear it from anyone who actually indulged in the stuff. Simply to provide an anecdote: one of my dad’s friends in college got really high on acid and jumped out of a window, thinking he could fly. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/69 "2009-05-20T12:43:22Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > He prowls farm pastures at night. he prowls Louis Pasteur at night. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/70 "2009-05-20T12:48:20Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Son, you have no idea. My grandfather was one of the most important people in my life. I joked when he died. _He_ joked when he found out he was dying. Someone died - almost literally in my arms - in January of this year, and I made a joke out of it less than 3 hours later. Was it painful? Yes. Was it traumatic? Yes. Did I feel incredible sorrow for him, and sympathy for his family, which I hold to this day? Yes. But different people deal with shit in different ways. Don’t be so narrow-minded. > > One thing I’ve learned in life is that 4 people can witness a terrible event - 1 of them cries, 1 of them gets angry, 1 of them acts indifferent, and 1 of them laughs, and yet all 4 of them essentially feel exactly the same way about what just happened. They’re just expressing it in different ways. I’ve been all 4 of those people at different times. My way of dealing with this is to say that you are a congenitally syphillitic attention-whoring cockchugger who wants to be the center of attention no matter what. Making distasteful jokes about ugly events is a near guaranteed way to meet that desire. Now don’t be narrow minded; my way of dealing with this is just as valid as yours. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bruce\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Wayne)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/71 "2009-05-20T14:49:21Z")
The kid kept having a temper tantrum. “Daddy, I want ice cream!”. Dad looked in the freezer, no ice cream. Dad got creative, he gave his son _eyes_ cream instead. ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/72 "2009-05-20T15:07:31Z")
I’m amazed that some people in this thread have no concept of context. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/73 "2009-05-20T15:08:07Z")
Sorry, I just can’t see the outrage here. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/74 "2009-05-20T15:13:11Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > The cops seem to be the ones perpetuating the myth. I never hear it from anyone who actually indulged in the stuff. Yeah, I saw the films (not DVD’s, nor tapes mind you, but films) of the giant PCP addict who the cops had to shoot some 15 times to bring him down, and the woman who deep fried her baby at a burger king etc. If you never had any experience with PCP/LSD you’d buy in, at least until you did your research. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/75 "2009-05-20T15:15:28Z")
> [@Mtgman](#): > > Oh please. Freshman college biology is enough to give you the details about the eye being edible and the cornea being tough. And most everyone knows about the optic nerve being attached to the back of the eyeball. Hell, you can get this info on the bloody food network or the travel channel. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/76 "2009-05-20T16:01:16Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Sorry, I just can’t see the outrage here. I see what you did there. > [@FinnAgain](#): > > Simply to provide an anecdote: one of my dad’s friends in college got really high on acid and jumped out of a window, thinking he could fly. First floor or higher? :: shrug :: A buddy’s girlfriend went out a second floor window during a house party and landed bruised but not seriously hurt in the front bushes. She didn’t think she could fly or anything. She just went to the window to puke and then retched a little too hard. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/77 "2009-05-20T16:10:04Z")
> [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](#): > > First floor or higher? Much higher. The fall killed him. Well, technically, hitting the ground killed him. The fall probably just mussed up his hair. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/78 "2009-05-20T16:47:37Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Much higher. The fall killed him. > Well, technically, hitting the ground killed him. The fall probably just mussed up his hair. Well see that was the problem right there. The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/79 "2009-05-21T06:03:39Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Hell, you can get this info on the bloody food network or the travel channel. Specifically, Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. ---
**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bizarre-ro/496663/80 "2009-05-21T13:02:55Z")
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