# Most boring live webcam

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 4, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317 "2009-05-04T19:03:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/1 "2009-05-04T19:03:08Z")

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I wish I could remember which recent thread led me to the pitch drop experiment webcam, but this is the most boring webcam I can conceive of.

It is, literally, watching dried tar drip, at a rate of about one drop per _nine years_.

Here is the [wiki page](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_drop_experiment) describing the experiment, which is about the viscosity of apparent solids.

I suggest bookmarking and keeping an eye on it, as the next drop should be in the next 1-2 years.

Got anything to beat this?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/2 "2009-05-04T19:14:20Z")

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Isn’t there a webcam pointed at the Al-Aqsa Mosque, waiting for the second coming, or something?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/3 "2009-05-04T19:22:48Z")

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[Livermore Cenntenial Light.](http://www.centennialbulb.org/photos.htm)

Just waitin’ for it to burn out.

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/4 "2009-05-04T19:26:50Z")

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[Watch grass [=rice] grow](http://www2.lsuagcenter.com/ricecam/). This one, at least, cycles through four different views of the field.

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/5 "2009-05-04T19:38:17Z")

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I remember one which made you watch some cheddar cheese age.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/6 "2009-05-04T19:44:10Z")

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There’s a webcam that isn’t boring?

(No, the porn ones don’t count.)

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/7 "2009-05-04T19:52:39Z")

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> There’s a webcam that isn’t boring?
> 
> (No, the porn ones don’t count.)

There are ones where at least you can see movement.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/8 "2009-05-04T20:01:47Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> [Livermore Cenntenial Light.](http://www.centennialbulb.org/photos.htm)
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> Just waitin’ for it to burn out.

That’s not boring! That ancient lightbulb is awesome!

_watches for 30 seconds_

OK, I’m bored.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/9 "2009-05-04T23:54:05Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> [Livermore Cenntenial Light.](http://www.centennialbulb.org/photos.htm)
> 
> Just waitin’ for it to burn out.

That thing is generating photons going the speed of light! It’s filled with energy! I’m already aroused by it. But unfortunately, I have to have all lights turned off for sex.

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**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/10 "2009-05-05T03:50:35Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> It is, literally, watching dried tar drip, at a rate of about one drop per _nine years_.

I can beat that. Here is a webcam with a shot of [Cleveland](http://www.camvista.com/usa/ec/cleveland.php3).

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/11 "2009-05-05T03:56:04Z")

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> [@Shamozzle](#):
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> I can beat that. Here is a webcam with a shot of [Cleveland](http://www.camvista.com/usa/ec/cleveland.php3).

The boring!! It bu…warms.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/12 "2009-05-05T04:40:17Z")

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About 10 years ago there was one that was inside someone’s fridge. It was dark all the time unless you happened to have it on when someone opened the door.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/13 "2009-05-05T13:15:21Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> It is, literally, watching dried tar drip, at a rate of about one drop per _nine years_.

In terms of action, this beats the average highway road crew by plenty.

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**Author:** ![Peanut\_Gallery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/838e76/32.png) [@Peanut\_Gallery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanut_Gallery)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/14 "2009-05-05T13:46:23Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I wish I could remember which recent thread led me to …

omg it was my [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=514953)! what do I win?!

Since learning of that, I’ve been awaiting my next chance to swap “Watching pitch drop” for “watching paint dry” in conversation…

Somebody posted an eagle’s nest cam recently. I’m sure it is fantastic when they’re around and being cute (or regal or whatever they do). I clicked on it last night and it was just a flickering black screen with thrashing wind and crickets. I guess most webcams are hit and miss anyway though.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/15 "2009-05-05T16:48:08Z")

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> [@Peanut\_Gallery](#):
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> omg it was my [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=514953)! what do I win?!
> 
> Since learning of that, I’ve been awaiting my next chance to swap “Watching pitch drop” for “watching paint dry” in conversation…
> 
> Somebody posted an eagle’s nest cam recently. I’m sure it is fantastic when they’re around and being cute (or regal or whatever they do). I clicked on it last night and it was just a flickering black screen with thrashing wind and crickets. I guess most webcams are hit and miss anyway though.

Yes, yes it was. You win my thanks.

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/16 "2009-05-05T17:00:49Z")

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> [@Terminus\_Est](#):
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> [Watch grass [=rice] grow](http://www2.lsuagcenter.com/ricecam/). This one, at least, cycles through four different views of the field.

Here in Iowa, we also have the [Corn Cam](http://www.iowafarmertoday.com/corn_cam/).

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/17 "2009-05-05T19:25:12Z")

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Didn’t our very own **Mangetout** do a watching-grass-grow-cam a while back?

[Yes. Yes he did.](http://www.atomicshrimp.com/st/content/contrarious/)

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/18 "2009-05-05T19:56:00Z")

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> [@Colophon](#):
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> Didn’t our very own **Mangetout** do a watching-grass-grow-cam a while back?
> 
> [Yes. Yes he did.](http://www.atomicshrimp.com/st/content/contrarious/)

That website is eight shades of awesome.

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**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/19 "2009-05-06T18:07:30Z")

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I once came across a site where someone had set up a bunch of webcams trying to catch a ghost in his house. They showed things like the basement and the inside of closets; one was even under his bed. Not much action there.

But, if you really want to find a boring webcam, [I’d suggest looking through some of these](http://www.earthcam.com/).

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**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-boring-live-webcam/495317/20 "2009-05-06T18:45:38Z")

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I can’t find it right now, but there’s a web cam in an attic of a house that’s supposed to be haunted. All you see is the roof framing and that’s about it. What’s hilarious, though, are the comments. Viewers are claiming to see everything from ghosts to UFO’s.

ETA: **tanstaafl** , sorry, didn’t see your post. Yes, that might be the site I remember.

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