# Most bothersome bumper stickers/auto accessorizing you've seen **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 12, 2019, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946 "2019-07-12T02:18:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jaycat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat/32/3015_2.png) [@jaycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaycat)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/41 "2019-07-12T17:22:42Z")
Saw “Blow Jobs Paid For This Truck” on my last visit to New Orleans. ---
**Author:** ![utopiarun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/2bfe46/32.png) [@utopiarun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/utopiarun)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/42 "2019-07-12T17:24:15Z")
> [@chela](#): > > 0.0 I would guess is zero mile marathons �� The small writing on those 0.0 stickers says “I don’t run”. I think it’s humorous as there are so may people with running stickers on their cars (me included). Now a 5K sticker, come on people! ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/43 "2019-07-12T17:25:31Z")
Speaking of stupid spoilers, I’m going to give a pass to the incredibly ridiculous over the top bozuzoku cars. But only if they go all out on the whole car, not just one stupid piece. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/44 "2019-07-12T18:45:54Z")
> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > I have totally been thinking about how to make a fortune by selling “truck ovaries”. Make little shields that fit over the “Ram” logo, but altered to look like female plumbing. [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/a0vqr/you\_are\_now\_aware\_that\_the\_dodge\_logo\_is\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/a0vqr/you_are_now_aware_that_the_dodge_logo_is_the/) ---
**Author:** ![CAH66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@CAH66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CAH66)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/45 "2019-07-12T19:55:23Z")
> [@utopiarun](#): > > This 1000%, see them all the time and I just ask myself “why” and can’t people mourn with dignity and not have a poster on your car (usually truck or SUV) “advertising” you lost someone close to you? Who hasn’t? Even worse is when one of those gets partially removed/peeled off. It’s so _tacky._ But grief makes people do weird things, so… ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/46 "2019-07-12T20:04:42Z")
Calvin peeing on anything “Daddy Bought it But I Got It” (Great, you’re a spoiled brat. Got it.) “Always Late but Worth the Wait” (No, honey, trust me, you’re not) Any kind of “Baby on Board” accessory, but particularly the permanently affixed ones (I worry about that kid–don’t the parents ever take them out of the car?) Anything about the owner’s grandchildren and how cute they are (\ I don’t care. \ I like the “family” ones where the family are all cats or dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/47 "2019-07-12T21:40:09Z")
‘Beam me up, Scotty’ You know the decorative duct tape? There’s a car I see occasionally with this tape allover it. Of all varieties. An old Mercury Marquis, covered with duct tape. Beautiful ride, all in all. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/48 "2019-07-12T21:48:42Z")
> [@jaycat](#): > > Saw “Blow Jobs Paid For This Truck” on my last visit to New Orleans. I saw one that said, “I’m not gay . . . but $20 is $20.” ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_First_Time)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/49 "2019-07-12T22:27:13Z")
Until recently I lived in a very respectable Midwestern suburb. Across the street in a house nicer than mine with a lawn service lived a nice woman and her stand-up teenage son. On both their cars was the bumper sticker: “Ass, Grass, or Cash - Nobody rides for free.” ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/50 "2019-07-12T22:49:50Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > Anything about the owner’s grandchildren and how cute they are (\ I don’t care. \ > > I like the “family” ones where the family are all cats or dogs. Someone on another board said she saw a “family window sticker” with 10 stick figures, and was tempted to throw some condoms at them. I, and several other people, said they may have included sons- and/or daughters-in-law and grandchildren, or they may have adopted some or all of those kids. My back window is decorated with two paw stickers, and a “NEED TO VOTE” sticker. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/51 "2019-07-12T23:19:54Z")
On a luxury car, I saw a bumper sticker: “Don’t let the car fool you, my real reward’s in Heaven.” Because if there’s one lesson to be learned from the New Testament, it’s that bragging about cars is awesome. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/52 "2019-07-13T09:58:12Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Hearing your music in my car Or smelling your cigarette in my car. > [@Infovore](#): > > I like the “family” ones where the family are all cats or dogs. Or the ones with same-sex parents. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/53 "2019-07-13T19:28:53Z")
A few years back someone on my block owned a black pick-up. On the tailgate was written - in florescent pink, all caps, foot-high letters - ME SO HORNY. Very classy. Also worth mentioning: out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. mmm ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/54 "2019-07-13T21:01:29Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > A few years back someone on my block owned a black pick-up. On the tailgate was written - in florescent pink, all caps, foot-high letters - ME SO HORNY. > > Very classy. > > Also worth mentioning: out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. > mmm I once saw a hearse with a bumper sticker that said: “I want your body”. ---
**Author:** ![Capn\_Carl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Capn\_Carl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capn_Carl)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/55 "2019-07-13T21:27:02Z")
Not the sticker, but how it was applied to the car: Mom is in her 80s, and like me, is a liberal. So back in 2016, she put a ‘Hilary’ sticker on the back of her Buick. But Mom is kind of a slob, so she made little effort to apply the sticker straight. I never said anything to her, but to me, that sticker said, ‘Crooked Hilary’ every time I saw it. Bugged me to no end. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/56 "2019-07-13T21:33:09Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > \ Also worth mentioning: out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. > mmm Mean Mr. Henley ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/57 "2019-07-13T22:30:10Z")
As a Diesel driver myself, I agree about the idiocy of the “Coal Roller”, yeah, lets waste perfectly good and expensive diesel fuel to annoy other drivers, yeah, that’s _REAL_ mature… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/58 "2019-07-13T23:55:16Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > Spoilers… on pickup trucks. I actually saw one of these recently and thought “WTF is the point of _that?_” Gotta agree with you here. My auto-decor dislikes: Snotty, insulting bumper stickers. Whether I agree with the sentiment or not, let’s at least try to express ourselves like intelligent adults rather than bratty middle-schoolers. Boom cars. Excessively bright headlights that endanger oncoming drivers by blinding them. Jacked-up bro-dozers, especially when the tires are still the stock size. OK, you just screwed up your center of gravity and made your four-wheel phallus substitute a lot more prone to tip-over, and you didn’t even gain greater ground clearance? What’s the point? ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/59 "2019-07-13T23:57:06Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > I like the “family” ones where the family are all cats or dogs. They need to add other common pets, such as birds. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946/60 "2019-07-14T00:01:54Z")
I’ve seen versions of the “family” stickers where everyone is Star Wars character or everyone is a zombie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-bothersome-bumper-stickers-auto-accessorizing-youve-seen/836946.md?page=4)