# Most Calamitous Observation of Impeachment Hearing (not political, really!)

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**Created:** [January 30, 2020, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-calamitous-observation-of-impeachment-hearing-not-political-really/847235 "2020-01-30T18:15:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-calamitous-observation-of-impeachment-hearing-not-political-really/847235/1 "2020-01-30T18:15:25Z")

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I’ve lost count of how many BAD combovers I’ve seen in these televised hearings! Because the cameras are positioned in the viewing gallery and must point downward to the business end of the room, almost every man who gets up to speak looks at his notes on the dais, and OOPS, another combover!  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-calamitous-observation-of-impeachment-hearing-not-political-really/847235/2 "2020-01-30T18:51:28Z")

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That sounds like something the Daily Show would focus on!! 😃

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-calamitous-observation-of-impeachment-hearing-not-political-really/847235/3 "2020-01-30T19:08:59Z")

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Thank you, that means quality laughability!

It’s hilarious to see a man’s hair so neatly combed/fluffed/styled in the front, around his face, and then he looks at his notes and WHOOPSIE!

There very well could be sparsely-haired ladies, but female folks are (1) better at fluffing and styling, and (2) look at their hair from all angles. Women are more likely to use weaves and wigs, although I haven’t been examining the masses for those.  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-calamitous-observation-of-impeachment-hearing-not-political-really/847235/4 "2020-01-30T19:39:55Z")

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Hey. I notice the hair issues too.  
The speechifying is just soooooo boring. I wait on the pundits to explain it.  
But, I keep watching, I doze off and awake and séems like nothing’s been said. So I look at hair and clothes.  
Dershowitz wears nice suits.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-calamitous-observation-of-impeachment-hearing-not-political-really/847235/5 "2020-01-30T20:46:00Z")

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Worst thing about the Impeachment bullshit is it pre-empts _The Price Is Right_, Dammit! :mad:

It does encourage me to ski earlier however.