# Most Clueless Depiction of Hippies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 28, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583 "2009-07-28T20:00:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/21 "2009-07-29T02:40:15Z")

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That’s what happened when you hung out with Zappa.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/22 "2009-07-29T04:21:12Z")

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The most clueless depiction of hippies of all time – even worse than the [_South Park_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Hippie,_Die) episode you were thinking of – has got to be [this](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0620286/) _King of the Hill_ episode.

Hank Hill must die.

By some means extremely painful, lingering, and humorous, preferably involving propane and propane accessories.

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/23 "2009-07-29T04:30:52Z")

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I think I saw some worse than any of these, but unfortunately I cannot remember anything about that decade.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/24 "2009-07-29T04:33:49Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> Lost in Space hippies.

:mad: Fuck [that](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0636237/) shit! [_Star Trek_ hippies!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_to_Eden)

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/25 "2009-07-29T04:40:56Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> :mad: Fuck [that](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0636237/) shit! [_Star Trek_ hippies!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_to_Eden)

Funny that link looks familiar. 😃

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/26 "2009-07-29T04:41:38Z")

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> [@njtt](#):
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> I think I saw some worse than any of these, but unfortunately I cannot remember anything about that decade.

That means you **were** there! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/27 "2009-07-29T11:32:54Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> The most clueless depiction of hippies of all time – even worse than the [_South Park_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Hippie,_Die) episode you were thinking of –

I don’t know who was thinking of that episode, but did it really involve a depiction of hippies? Or rather, was it a depiction of depictions of hippies?

In other words, was the show presupposing that’s what hippies are really like? Or was it presupposing that’s what people think hippies are like?

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/28 "2009-07-29T11:42:36Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> :mad: Fuck [that](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0636237/) shit! [_Star Trek_ hippies!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_to_Eden)

Be cool, man. That groovy link was posted by another righteous brother earlier, and I didn’t want to hash his mellow.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/29 "2009-07-29T12:43:01Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> I don’t know who was thinking of that episode, but did it really involve a depiction of hippies? Or rather, was it a depiction of depictions of hippies?
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> In other words, was the show presupposing that’s what hippies are really like? Or was it presupposing that’s what people think hippies are like?

Whoa, man, you like _totally_ blew my mind!

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/30 "2009-07-29T12:57:25Z")

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So are you all saying _The Monkees_ got it right?

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/31 "2009-07-29T14:39:02Z")

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> [@Leaper](#):
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> [Kingdom of Loathing](http://www.kingdomofloathing.com)? 😃

Well, _somebody_ has to war with the Frat Boys!

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/32 "2009-07-29T14:44:22Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> So are you all saying _The Monkees_ got it right?

Or at the very least, The Mosquitos … who showed up on Maynard Kreb’s - I mean Gilligan’s - Island.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/33 "2009-07-29T18:36:10Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> Be cool, man. That groovy link was posted by another righteous brother earlier, and I didn’t want to hash his mellow.

Shouldn’t that be “_harsh_ his mellow”?

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**Author:** ![johnspartan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@johnspartan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnspartan)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/34 "2009-07-29T18:44:32Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> The Dragnet episode with [Blue Boy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zgIzqgxFU). I hesitate to even bring it up, lest a certain poster show up and start debating that this is a 100% accurate portrayal of LSD usage.

In my house you can pretty much always get a chuckle with “Look, my hair’s green, I’m a tree. Now I’m over there.”

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/35 "2009-07-29T19:08:33Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> The Dragnet episode with [Blue Boy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zgIzqgxFU). I hesitate to even bring it up, lest a certain poster show up and start debating that this is a 100% accurate portrayal of LSD usage.

And Scooby-Doo. But not Polish people…I think.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/36 "2009-07-29T19:49:26Z")

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> [@NDP](#):
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> Shouldn’t that be “_harsh_ his mellow”?

So, look at Mr Language Narc.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/37 "2009-07-29T20:13:39Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> So, look at Mr Language Narc.

Dig it, man. What a Herbert.

–Cliffy, man

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/38 "2009-07-29T21:13:41Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> So, look at Mr Language Narc.

Said Mr. Faux Hippie.😛

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/39 "2009-07-29T21:36:21Z")

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Say, where’s **elucidator?**

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-clueless-depiction-of-hippies/504583/40 "2009-07-29T22:45:53Z")

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[New Age Retro Hippie!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q311xD6udo)

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