# Most controversial possible SDMB thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981 "2010-06-29T20:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/1 "2010-06-29T20:49:32Z")
It would have to include overweight people who oppose gun control. What else? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/2 "2010-06-29T20:51:10Z")
Throw declawing cats in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/3 "2010-06-29T20:52:15Z")
“I left my obese toddler in the car while I went grocery shopping, but it’s OK because she can read at a college level and I left an encyclopedia in the car so she could entertain herself. Is this Obama’s fault?” ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/4 "2010-06-29T20:52:19Z")
Does there exist a genetic propensity towards obesity and a desire to declaw cats among certain races? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/5 "2010-06-29T20:53:50Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > “I left my obese toddler in the car while I went grocery shopping, but it’s OK because she can read at a college level and I left an encyclopedia in the car so she could entertain herself. Is this Obama’s fault?” “I left my obese toddler in my badly-parked SUV while I went to get my cat declawed, but it’s OK because she can read at a college level and I left porn in the car so she could entertain herself. Is this Obama’s fault - because he’s a black Muslim and therefore stupid?” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/6 "2010-06-29T20:55:20Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > “I left my obese toddler in my badly-parked SUV while I went to get my cat declawed, but it’s OK because she can read at a college level and I left porn in the car so she could entertain herself. Is this Obama’s fault - because he’s a black Muslim and therefore stupid?” Nice, but it won’t fit title-wise. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/7 "2010-06-29T20:55:50Z")
Measuring the IQ of Pit Bulls. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/8 "2010-06-29T20:56:53Z")
How many declawed but non-neutered homosexual kittens can I shoot with my assault weapon, and how many fat liberals won’t tip me for praying over the mangled corpses with my molested, retarded, but circumsized multiracial children, who are locked in a hot car as I post this? (Need answer fast). ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/9 "2010-06-29T20:58:39Z")
I left my obese toddler in my badly-parked SUV while I went to get my cat declawed, but it’s OK because she can read at a college level and _I already changed her diaper on the table in a nearby restaurant_ and I left porn in the car so she could entertain herself. Is this Obama’s fault - because he’s a black Muslim and therefore stupid? My addition italicized. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/10 "2010-06-29T21:00:31Z")
_How many declawed but non-neutered homosexual kittens can I shoot with my assault weapon as I enter the house and neglect to take my shoes off, and how many fat liberals won’t tip me for praying over the mangled corpses with my molested, retarded, but circumsized multiracial children, who are locked in a hot car while I’m inside a fancy restaurant ordering milk as I post this? (Need answer fast)._ You left out something. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/11 "2010-06-29T21:19:53Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > _How many declawed but non-neutered homosexual kittens can I shoot with my assault weapon as I enter the house and neglect to take my shoes off, and how many fat liberals won’t tip me for praying over the mangled corpses with my molested, retarded, but circumsized multiracial children, who are locked in a hot car while I’m inside a fancy restaurant ordering milk as I post this? (Need answer fast)._ _How many declawed but non-neutered homosexual kittens can I shoot with my assault weapon as I enter the house and neglect to take my shoes off[/COLOR], and how many fat liberals won’t tip me for praying over the mangled corpses with my molested, retarded, but circumsized multiracial children, who are locked in a hot car while I’m inside a fancy restaurant ordering milk on the way to my church mandated third trimester abortion as I post this? (Need answer fast)._ ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/12 "2010-06-29T21:22:40Z")
White male supremacy. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/13 "2010-06-29T21:23:47Z")
_How many declawed but non-neutered homosexual kittens can I shoot with my assault weapon as I enter the house and neglect to take my shoes off, and how many fat liberals won’t tip me for praying over the mangled corpses with my molested by a Catholic priest, retarded, but circumsized multiracial children, who are locked in a hot car while I’m inside a fancy restaurant ordering milk on the way to my church mandated third trimester abortion as I post this? (Need answer fast)._ ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/14 "2010-06-29T21:25:49Z")
Fucking cops broke into my SUV to get at my fat fucking kid. Should I tip them? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/15 "2010-06-29T21:40:15Z")
Europeans with BPD are more intelligent than Africans with BPD - T/F? Need answer fast. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/16 "2010-06-29T21:48:36Z")
**New Evidence Shows God is Gay, Hates Pigeon Eggs** _Also, “no regrets” about abortion while in teens._ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/17 "2010-06-29T21:53:04Z")
**I don’t want my fat wife finding my kiddie porn collection – what OS should I use?** ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/18 "2010-06-29T22:09:37Z")
We oughta be able to fit all this into one paragraph. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/19 "2010-06-29T22:15:50Z")
Help! Backroom Abortion Doctor screwed up while I was at Tea Party Meeting, can I sue? (Need answer fast) Need Cheap, Delicious Recipes for Cat Meat Poll: Time to beat the shit out of non-smokers? ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/20 "2010-06-29T22:17:54Z")
I hate claws in my cat stew. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981.md?page=2)