# Most controversial possible SDMB thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981 "2010-06-29T20:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/41 "2010-06-30T00:48:23Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Man, > > If you guys can’t work in a dirty baby diaper and illegal aliens in there somehow you just aint trying. > [@j66](#): > > Doesn’t there have to be some mention of God, aliens, the supernatural, or, at the very least, the word holistic? My illegal alien nanny was changing the baby’s diaper holistically when they got locked in a hot car with pigeon eggs…Palin’s fault? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/42 "2010-06-30T01:30:47Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I don’t think the real achievement is trying to make a controversial thread; the real achievement is making a thread in good faith and having it go super-controversial. It’s like fine wine. Or a Cuban cigar. Or really good cheese. Or buckeyes. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/43 "2010-06-30T02:11:26Z")
> [@j66](#): > > Doesn’t there have to be some mention of God, aliens, the supernatural, or, at the very least, the word holistic? “God as Wizard: The holistic view of God as a supernaturally charged alien entity.” ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/44 "2010-06-30T02:12:24Z")
> [@j66](#): > > Doesn’t there have to be some mention of God, aliens, the supernatural, or, at the very least, the word holistic? No, no. For maximum annoyance factor, you must spell it “wholistic”. _twitch_ ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/45 "2010-06-30T02:38:12Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > Measuring the IQ of Pit Bulls. No, no. The most controversial possible SDMB thread: “Measuring the IQ of Gun Owning Democrat Black Pit Bulls Who Use the Word ‘Retard’.” ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/46 "2010-06-30T02:38:30Z")
Conservatives are teh evil because they dont use capitalization or punctuation on purpose – anyone got a problem with that? – in the bills they sign into law banning from Arizona (while eating sammichs served to them by Obama\*): fatties; supporters of gun control; declawed cats; obese, precocious, diaper-wearing toddlers with encyclopedic knowledge of porn in badly-parked, overheated cars in supermarket parking lots; restaurants that serve coffee to loud blacks; loud, stupid Muslims who order milk in bars; tips; nice, too-big titties; unshod, praying mantises; pit bulls with unmeasured IQs; wounded assault rifles; liberals wearing wing-tips; non–neutered homosexual kittens; mangled corpses; molested, retarded, circumsized multi-racial children; church-goers; church-priests, church-keys; abortions of any kind; ACORNS of any kind; fucking cops; fucking priests; kid-fucking priests; SUVs; average intelligence Afro-Europeans; teenaged, gay, pigeon eggs; wives, fat wives, nosy, fat wives looking for my pr0n stash; paragraphs; backrooms; doctors; tea bags; cheap, but delicious cat meat; claws, clauses, Klauses; drying machine lint (aka, Sarah Palin); all Kirks (Captain, Cameron, Franklin); starships, starfleets, starfish; comic porn featuring Superman and Picard; mods; dicks; mod dicks; late, plagiarizing students; unfashionable, clubbed, baby fur seals; smokers; urine-soaked, burned flags; fine wine, Cuban cigar, good cheese, hookers and blow; Man; soiled diapers; big time trolls; gifted, Aspergers sufferers; religious/non-religious beliefs; restaurant chains; bike chains; chains of fools; dope fiends; Dopefests; NAMBLA members; Apple; Microsoft; Ph.D theses on _Thunderdome_; planes on threadmills; God; Nannies, nonnies, ninnies; every third buckeye; Qi; White Male Supremes; and, of course, _legal_ immigrants, and liberals. \*Need answer fast but the slow nig- DING! won’t come through in time just like on the Oil Spill. ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/47 "2010-06-30T02:39:26Z")
> [@yojimbo](#): > > How does a plane fly after taking off from a threadmill. Win. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/48 "2010-06-30T02:41:41Z")
My SO refused to iron my work clothes, so I hit her, then locked her in a hot car, then refused to go to couples counseling, then I got drunk and looked at porn, then she got mad at me for forgetting our 90-day anniversary, so she registered with the Republican party and switched to Methodist, so I had to give her a Libertarian beat down…now she’s locked in the bathroom, crying and threatening to swallow a whole bottle of Tylenol and bite the head off our un-neutered cat, Sarah Palin’s Real Pussy. My question: if you were a lesbian, would this be enough to turn you straight? ps. Need answer fast, our church is protesting some soldier’s funeral and one of the members has to return his Handi-Van to work by 6:30. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/49 "2010-06-30T02:43:38Z")
No mention of Jews or Israel or Palestinians yet? We gotta throw those suckers in somewhere. How about “Black Jewish Palestinians Need to be Executed Thrice”. The ‘thrice’ part is a bit of retro, and a sop to the grammar whores. Oh, and no mention a grammar either? Jeez, it’s a slow night on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/50 "2010-06-30T02:43:39Z")
> [@racer72](#): > > Combination Dopefest and NAMBLA meeting! Who’s coming? Didn’t we already have that back in February? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/51 "2010-06-30T02:46:16Z")
Yeah, at Cesario’s place. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/52 "2010-06-30T03:08:22Z")
Poll: Are you sexually attracted to infants? ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/53 "2010-06-30T03:12:20Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > No mention of Jews or Israel or Palestinians yet? . Jewess Ho’s in Palestine a bad idea? Why/Why not? ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/54 "2010-06-30T03:57:59Z")
Why are cunts so easily offended? ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/55 "2010-06-30T04:03:41Z")
> [@AnalogSignal](#): > > Why are cunts so easily offended? I LOLed. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/56 "2010-06-30T08:44:51Z")
Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/57 "2010-06-30T11:14:18Z")
You poured tabasco in my baby’s eyes! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/58 "2010-06-30T11:22:25Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs. \ ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/59 "2010-06-30T11:29:02Z")
It’s not my fault! ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/60 "2010-06-30T11:36:18Z")
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