# Most controversial possible SDMB thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981 "2010-06-29T20:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/61 "2010-06-30T12:34:15Z")
Should “Great Debates” be re-named “Boring Complaints?” ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/62 "2010-06-30T13:20:12Z")
Why I do not tip fat people should Twilight be taught at schools? [promoting absenance] Rape is payback for past life misdeeds Waterboarding my cat, what do I need? proof gayness is contagious (but good news,it can be cured) ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/63 "2010-06-30T15:21:08Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I don’t think the real achievement is trying to make a controversial thread; the real achievement is making a thread in good faith and having it go super-controversial. It’s like fine wine. Or a Cuban cigar. Or really good cheese. Or a nice, cold glass of milk. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/64 "2010-06-30T15:24:12Z")
> [@badbadrubberpiggy](#): > > Or a nice, cold glass of milk. That you ordered in a fine restaurant! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/65 "2010-06-30T17:06:51Z")
> [@badbadrubberpiggy](#): > > Or a nice, cold glass of milk. > [@Duke](#): > > That you ordered in a fine restaurant! Along with your Sloppy Joe and cheese fries. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/66 "2010-06-30T19:38:22Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > Conservatives are teh evil because they dont use capitalization or punctuation on purpose – anyone got a problem with that? – in the bills they sign into law banning from Arizona (while eating sammichs served to them by Obama\*): fatties; supporters of gun control; declawed cats; obese, precocious, diaper-wearing toddlers with encyclopedic knowledge of porn in badly-parked, overheated cars in supermarket parking lots; restaurants that serve coffee to loud blacks; loud, stupid Muslims who order milk in bars; tips; nice, too-big titties; unshod, praying mantises; pit bulls with unmeasured IQs; wounded assault rifles; liberals wearing wing-tips; non–neutered homosexual kittens; mangled corpses; molested, retarded, circumsized multi-racial children; church-goers; church-priests, church-keys; abortions of any kind; ACORNS of any kind; fucking cops; fucking priests; kid-fucking priests; SUVs; average intelligence Afro-Europeans; teenaged, gay, pigeon eggs; wives, fat wives, nosy, fat wives looking for my pr0n stash; paragraphs; backrooms; doctors; tea bags; cheap, but delicious cat meat; claws, clauses, Klauses; drying machine lint (aka, Sarah Palin); all Kirks (Captain, Cameron, Franklin); starships, starfleets, starfish; comic porn featuring Superman and Picard; mods; dicks; mod dicks; late, plagiarizing students; unfashionable, clubbed, baby fur seals; smokers; urine-soaked, burned flags; fine wine, Cuban cigar, good cheese, hookers and blow; Man; soiled diapers; big time trolls; gifted, Aspergers sufferers; religious/non-religious beliefs; restaurant chains; bike chains; chains of fools; dope fiends; Dopefests; NAMBLA members; Apple; Microsoft; Ph.D theses on _Thunderdome_; planes on threadmills; God; Nannies, nonnies, ninnies; every third buckeye; Qi; White Male Supremes; and, of course, _legal_ immigrants, and liberals. > > \*Need answer fast but the slow nig- DING! won’t come through in time just like on the Oil Spill. :: golf clap :: ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/67 "2010-06-30T19:47:44Z")
And then never come back to the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/68 "2010-06-30T19:56:02Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Poll: Flag Burning: Pee on it _before_ or _after?_ _After_, obviously. If you pee on it first it will be harder to set on fire. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/69 "2010-06-30T20:03:08Z")
> [@willthekittensurvive](#): > > Why I do not tip fat people\ They’re too roly-poly, like weebles. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/70 "2010-06-30T20:04:58Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > They’re too roly-poly, like weebles. Well, you can tip 'em, they just won’t fall down. (Thanks, **NineyWt**!) ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/71 "2010-06-30T20:15:36Z")
You forgot Christian picky eaters who use leaf blowers and talk on their cell phones in public, who are potential rapists, and won’t like any of the answers to the question they posted. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/72 "2010-06-30T20:46:30Z")
Fat wives who are opposed to pornography, sadly ironic because fat wives are the reason so many married men _need_ pornography. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/73 "2010-06-30T21:12:53Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > White male supremacy. Poll: White male supremacy-Natural or God given? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/74 "2010-06-30T21:16:59Z")
Here’s proof that God ordered Obama to molest declawed fat Palestinian kittens! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/75 "2010-06-30T21:19:55Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Here’s proof that God ordered Obama to molest declawed fat Palestinian kittens! Satan, not God. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/76 "2010-06-30T21:20:47Z")
Tree falls in the forest, nobody there. Sound? Why or why not? Need 3 page answer FAST. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/77 "2010-06-30T21:23:57Z")
Fun, fun, FUN Geometry “Puzzles” challenge! Math EXPERTS only! ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/78 "2010-06-30T21:23:59Z")
Does being white make one more likely to be a Scientologist? ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/79 "2010-06-30T22:00:27Z")
The World: “Why are Americans so fat and stupid?” Europeans: “Tipping is stupid, I don’t see why I need to tip when I visit the US.” ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/80 "2010-07-01T01:49:41Z")
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