# Most controversial possible SDMB thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981 "2010-06-29T20:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/81 "2010-07-01T04:16:00Z")
How about: Are my kids too ugly to rent out to pedophiles? ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/82 "2010-07-01T04:18:45Z")
Cagefights: Baby vs Pomeranian(s): What weapons would even the odds? Fanwank Game Round 5: The Founding Fathers ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/83 "2010-07-01T04:19:47Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > How about: Are my kids too ugly to rent out to pedophiles? Hey, this is a _family_ board. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/84 "2010-07-01T04:43:22Z")
Why are the mods here locking my threads? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/85 "2010-07-01T04:50:59Z")
I don’t see why illegal immigration is such a big deal. I have a four point plan to solve the problem. 1. Give them all guns because guns are so dangerous that people who own them always end up shooting themselves. 2. If they don’t shoot themselves, encourage them to choose to be gay and marry other gay people so they don’t get pregnant. 3. Set up government run hospitals to give mandatory abortions to any of them who do get pregnant. 4. And if we still have too many illegal immigrants, send them to Israel. They can help the Zionists conquer the rest of the Middle East so we can grab as much oil as possible before it runs out in ten years. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/86 "2010-07-01T05:05:34Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Hey, this is a _family_ board. Apparently I have a different kind of family than you. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/87 "2010-07-01T06:11:22Z")
High school confiscated my son’s uzi. SCORE! When people call me a redneck, I want to shoot them, run them over with my pickup truck, and pour my tobacco spit in their wounds I’m lusting after my younger cousin…should I tell my seminary? I demand a female urologist under 40 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/88 "2010-07-01T06:29:53Z")
I sent my submissive wife to school naked for my son’s show and tell class. Suggest some good anal beads for my daughter. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/89 "2010-07-01T06:32:52Z")
Explain to me how Woody Allen marrying Sun Yi is wrong ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/90 "2010-07-01T07:49:04Z")
I know there’s already 697 threads on the subject already, and 16 on the front page right now, but I just had one more question about time travel: Is it possible? ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/91 "2010-07-01T07:52:45Z")
vaccines cause autism lets stop talking about Palin ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/92 "2010-07-01T09:32:20Z")
“Poll: Your Five Favorite Races (In Order)” I stole that from somewhere, but I can’t remember where. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/93 "2010-07-01T09:51:13Z")
Why is American Football so much better than Soccer? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/94 "2010-07-01T09:54:16Z")
If you are fat, retarded and black, should it be “3 strikes and out”? Amidoinitrite? ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/95 "2010-07-01T09:55:26Z")
Shall I get game X for the PC or the console? Are you a picky eater? What ‘normal food’ will you not eat? Poll with one hundred options inside! ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/96 "2010-07-01T11:01:09Z")
Black people’s - are, they better at sports than white peoples’ because of where they come from ? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/97 "2010-07-01T11:23:11Z")
I don’t like bacon, Lord of the Rings, large women, Geddy Lee’s voice or Wicca. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/98 "2010-07-01T11:39:01Z")
If God created Evolution, does that prove Intelligent Design? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/99 "2010-07-01T13:55:00Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > Black people’s - are, they better at sports than white peoples’ because of where they come from ? Sorry, I screwed up the spelling, grammar and punctuation -that should have been: \*\*BLACK peoples’ - are, they better at, sports than, WHITE poeple’s becauce of were they come from IN AFRICA. \*\* > [@AnalogSignal](#): > > Why are cunts so easily offended? For the win. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/100 "2010-07-01T14:31:19Z")
I’m sure I’m forgetting parts but: Re “most controversial” IIRC there was a thread from several years ago where a self admitted (claimed to be non-practicing) pedophile/ephebophile started a thread along the lines of (forget the actual name) “ask the non-practicing pedophile”. As I recall he wasn’t particularly aggressive or defensive about his “preference”, he simply presented it as an urge he had to control. The thread trundled along about like you would expect when one of the main administrators, with access to all board registration data, played detective took confidential data from his SDMB board registration info, and using this found and posted his IRL name and address. The admin might also have reported him to the authorities, but I forget. The defense she had for doing this was that she was informed he had, at some point in the past, exchanged private message with one of the younger board teenaged board members at some point, and better safe than sorry. All hell broke loose. Massive angry threads ensued between people upset at the violation of privacy vs people upset at the people being upset about the violation of privacy when there was a pervert on the lose. Cecil finally had to wade in, crack heads, and all the threads were deleted. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981.md?page=6)