# Most controversial possible SDMB thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981 "2010-06-29T20:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/121 "2010-07-02T14:23:13Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Should workmen be allowed to use my [bathroom?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=324485&highlight=bathroom) What’s their ethnicity. Make sure you bring that in as an aside. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/122 "2010-07-02T16:32:11Z")
Do you think this Twilight movie will be the next Titanic or merely the next Matrix? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/123 "2010-07-02T16:45:56Z")
Or the next _Showgirls_? ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/124 "2010-07-02T16:56:37Z")
I met Mel Gibson at a Scientology event one time, and he really is a nice guy. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/125 "2010-07-02T17:03:03Z")
So so far what we’ve got is: “Hiya ya! Ask the Obese Non-Practicing Asperger’s Pedophile Who Wants To Declaw His Cats In An Airplane On A Treadmill In Order to Support Sarah Palin But Can’t Because My Vet’s Black So He Must Have a Low IQ, Unlike Me, Who’s Smart Enough To Know 9/11 Was An Inside Job And Wants To Wear His Shoes In Your House. By the way, the toilet paper should have the other way, you homo Jew.” ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/126 "2010-07-02T17:04:47Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Thanks for sharing, **astro**. All true, and all clearly not in the spirit of this thread. Let’s call this a hijack and drop the subject. If anyone wishes to revisit it, start a new thread (in MPSIMS, ATMB, or the Pit, depending on what you wish to accomplish with such a thread). > > **twickster** , MPSIMS moderator Actually, I think messages like this are the most controversial of all. Ironic, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/127 "2010-07-02T17:06:53Z")
My lesbian dog keeps humping the cat…How much should I charge for watching? My wife keeps refusing anal sex…how much $ should I offer? Women suck, how do you become homosexual? ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/128 "2010-07-02T17:28:08Z")
Job search help: I’m gay, black, Jewish, Republican, crippled, and a veteran…what else can I do to increase my chances of of being an Affirmative Action/Diversity hire? ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/129 "2010-07-02T17:51:55Z")
I’m not racist or anything, but I can’t stand those #@$%^ Tongans. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/130 "2010-07-02T18:34:36Z")
Couple of possibilities: – I let my 13-year-old child go to the park with friends but no adults for the first time and the gays tried to recruit him, but he was saved by his faith in Jesus. I’m thankful, but I’m wondering–to show my thanks, should I tithe more than I already do? – Do other restaurant patrons have a right to complain when my kids get bored and run and scream in the restaurant? After all, my money’s just as good as anyone else’s, and I’m not ready to leave. Plus, I probably tip more than they do. ---
**Author:** ![SeaCanary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@SeaCanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaCanary)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/131 "2010-07-02T20:07:30Z")
From a friend: > [@](#): > > Once you look at it, the slope from mandatory helmet laws to killing off ‘unproductive people’ via death panels is pretty straightforward… ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/132 "2010-07-02T22:41:10Z")
Will Smith cast in Reagan biopic Do I need another penis implant? (NSFW) My wife thinks breast implants are an inappropriate present, but it’s my freaking birthday. I think I shat out my prostrate gland (NOT looking for medical advice) What’s the most unusual thing you’ve stuck in your butt? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/133 "2010-07-02T22:55:56Z")
How about _What is the thing you stick in your butt most often?_ ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/134 "2010-07-03T02:24:29Z")
Bush Was Right! ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/135 "2010-07-04T20:49:33Z")
Have YOU gone back after trying Black? The Bible to become new Biology textbook in Texas JFK Air Port to have new international code: JAP ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/136 "2010-07-04T22:47:43Z")
The Bible to replace _all_ textbooks in Texas (aka if it ain’t in The Bible, you don’t need to know it). ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/137 "2010-07-04T23:32:50Z")
Why are Americans _convinced_ the moon landing was real? Dear USA: Please stop posting excuses about why you suck at soccer ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/138 "2010-07-05T02:42:33Z")
“Ask the fundamentalist anti-vaxxer panhandler-unionist pedophile Klansman _who never tips_.” Did I cover my bases here? ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/139 "2010-07-05T04:04:32Z")
Ask the guy who knows exactly how much to roll down the window when leaving kids/pets/wife in the car on a sunny day ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/140 "2010-07-05T04:34:06Z")
What’s the age limit on being a Catholic choirboy? My childhood dream has always been to bone Jesus. Will Smith cast as Jesus in “Last Temptation” prequel It’s simple physics, you idiot: stigmata should appear on the wrists, not the palms My son made an ashtray in the shape of the Holy Grail and you can see an image of Charlton Heston on the bottom…what should be the opening bid? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981.md?page=8)