# Most controversial possible SDMB thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981 "2010-06-29T20:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/141 "2010-07-05T04:40:50Z")
Ask the expert at making prison wine What’s the best and safest way to hide stuff up your butt? (Need answer fast) FU stupid guard who refuses to take bribes Pros and Cons of joining Crips, Bloods, or Skinheads ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/142 "2010-07-05T04:59:15Z")
How much should a prostitute charge to make it cheaper than getting married? Porn is ruining my marriage…how can I get her to stop? My wife doesn’t want kids…which of her birth control pills do I swap out with Pez? My wife keeps demanding to be untied…should I send her back to Russia? First date after a divorce…what was the formula for GHB per body weight again? ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/143 "2010-07-05T06:47:37Z")
Fork Hillary, is it 2007 allready? ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/144 "2010-07-05T07:00:33Z")
> [@willthekittensurvive](#): > > Fork Hillary, is it 2007 allready? :smack:euhm make that 2011… ---
**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/145 "2010-07-05T13:30:00Z")
Obama, almost as good a president as Bush? Is a pit bull the best protection for my infant and (de-clawed) cat for when I leave them in the car while I’m picketing abortion clinics? (need answer fast) ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/146 "2010-07-05T13:38:32Z")
Shamelessly stolen from The Onion: **Child abuse. How much is too much?** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/147 "2010-07-05T15:19:19Z")
_evil grin_ I’ve got one. I’ve got one that could make the **Cesario** controversy look like a friendly tiff. **Help me find a way to kill myself** _I am a twenty-eight year old man with a degenerative disease. I’m mostly asymtomatic now, but in a few years I won’t be able to walk or feed myself. I want to beat the disease to the punch and check out before I’m a crippled wreck. I’ve thought about this for a while, and I’m absolutely sure I want to do this. What should I use to kill myself that’s quick and relatively painless?_ What do I win? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/148 "2010-07-05T16:13:40Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > _evil grin_ I’ve got one. I’ve got one that could make the **Cesario** controversy look like a friendly tiff. > > **Help me find a way to kill myself** > _I am a twenty-eight year old man with a degenerative disease. I’m mostly asymtomatic now, but in a few years I won’t be able to walk or feed myself. I want to beat the disease to the punch and check out before I’m a crippled wreck. I’ve thought about this for a while, and I’m absolutely sure I want to do this. What should I use to kill myself that’s quick and relatively painless?_ > > What do I win? Nope, the mods would close it for asking for medical advice. ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/149 "2010-07-05T16:15:32Z")
I think we might have a [winner](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=569669) ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/150 "2010-07-05T21:44:09Z")
> [@willthekittensurvive](#): > > I think we might have a [winner](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=569669) I posted in it. _flex_ Heh, yeah we should add a rule: your post has to conform to SDMB rules and would not be instantly closed or deleted by mods. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/151 "2010-07-05T21:45:23Z")
What is the saddest/funniest/strangest example of Rule 34? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/152 "2010-07-05T23:56:55Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Heh, yeah we should add a rule: your post has to conform to SDMB rules and would not be instantly closed or deleted by mods. But what if the controversy comes from the mods closing or deleting the thread? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/153 "2010-07-06T01:02:21Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Shamelessly stolen from The Onion: > > **Child abuse. How much is too much?** In that vein: [No parent should ever have to bury his child alive.](http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-parent-should-ever-have-to-bury-his-child-alive,17339/) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/154 "2010-07-06T12:03:36Z")
How much weight to add to a bag of three kittens to make sure it sinks? I miss the attention I got when I had a brain parasite Ask the pornographer/carpet installer What’s your funny breast cancer story? Alright wiseasses: Why didn’t OK Go take off when they made their treadmill video? Rangluage halp: How learning engrish? (joob anterview tmorow!) ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/155 "2010-07-06T12:38:03Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > How much weight to add to a bag of three kittens to make sure it sinks? HEY!:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![ToborAton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/57b2e6/32.png) [@ToborAton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToborAton)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/156 "2010-07-06T13:05:19Z")
Here are some wrong answers: I never bother to fill out Schedule A when doing my taxes! Sometimes, I like red wine with salmon! I wear white sunglasses, even after labor day! I don’t always count to three at a stop sign! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/157 "2010-07-06T13:46:31Z")
How long can I leave my toddler in the car on a hot day? Gotta buy Lotto tickets! (Need Answer Fast) ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/158 "2010-07-06T15:30:27Z")
Poll: Your favorite terrorist attack? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/159 "2010-07-07T14:54:50Z")
Now that we’re in post-racial America with Obama in the White House, will Negroes still produce good blues? ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981/160 "2010-07-07T16:35:28Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > Conservatives are teh evil because they dont use capitalization or punctuation on purpose – anyone got a problem with that? – in the bills they sign into law banning from Arizona (while eating sammichs served to them by Obama\*): fatties; supporters of gun control; declawed cats; obese, precocious, diaper-wearing toddlers with encyclopedic knowledge of porn in badly-parked, overheated cars in supermarket parking lots; restaurants that serve coffee to loud blacks; loud, stupid Muslims who order milk in bars; tips; nice, too-big titties; unshod, praying mantises; pit bulls with unmeasured IQs; wounded assault rifles; liberals wearing wing-tips; non–neutered homosexual kittens; mangled corpses; molested, retarded, circumsized multi-racial children; church-goers; church-priests, church-keys; abortions of any kind; ACORNS of any kind; fucking cops; fucking priests; kid-fucking priests; SUVs; average intelligence Afro-Europeans; teenaged, gay, pigeon eggs; wives, fat wives, nosy, fat wives looking for my pr0n stash; paragraphs; backrooms; doctors; tea bags; cheap, but delicious cat meat; claws, clauses, Klauses; drying machine lint (aka, Sarah Palin); all Kirks (Captain, Cameron, Franklin); starships, starfleets, starfish; comic porn featuring Superman and Picard; mods; dicks; mod dicks; late, plagiarizing students; unfashionable, clubbed, baby fur seals; smokers; urine-soaked, burned flags; fine wine, Cuban cigar, good cheese, hookers and blow; Man; soiled diapers; big time trolls; gifted, Aspergers sufferers; religious/non-religious beliefs; restaurant chains; bike chains; chains of fools; dope fiends; Dopefests; NAMBLA members; Apple; Microsoft; Ph.D theses on _Thunderdome_; planes on threadmills; God; Nannies, nonnies, ninnies; every third buckeye; Qi; White Male Supremes; and, of course, _legal_ immigrants, and liberals. > > \*Need answer fast but the slow nig- DING! won’t come through in time just like on the Oil Spill. Boy, you really went the whole nine yards with that one. Say, did you know where that expression came from? See it’s like this… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-controversial-possible-sdmb-thread/544981.md?page=9)