Most Egregious Modern Iteration of "The Girl"

Nothing against the Mol, but I would like to point out that the other four in this list pretty nearly define my “type.” (Also, Tomei & Geena have actual careers, thanks.)

I thought I could, and then realised I couldn’t. So move along folks, nothing to see…

Cool - done.

Mia Sara was The Girl in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

Yes, but WHAT a girl! Mmmmm, of of my favorite HS heartthrob babes ever.