# Most embarassing celebrity endorsement

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 19, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218 "2014-01-19T19:05:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/61 "2014-01-23T16:49:50Z")

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Maybe the flip side of the American as shill for non-American ads is Rula Lenska! If that wasn’t embarrassing for her, it sure was for me.

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**Author:** ![chargerrich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chargerrich/32/5399_2.png) [@chargerrich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chargerrich)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/62 "2014-01-23T16:50:54Z")

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I cannot believe no one has mentioned Joe Theisman and him talking openly about “having to go” and his prostate.

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**Author:** ![Osiris\_the\_1st](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9de0a6/32.png) [@Osiris\_the\_1st](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osiris_the_1st)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/63 "2014-01-23T20:32:22Z")

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> [@SmallBrownBurro](#):
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> Katherine Heigl is doing Zzzquil adds now: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiMyYL0\_row](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiMyYL0_row).
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> I almost feel bad for her.

After talking smack about _Knocked Up_ I’m surpised she gets that much work. It’s not really a good idea to shit where you eat.

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**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/64 "2014-01-23T21:16:28Z")

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> [@chargerrich](#):
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> I cannot believe no one has mentioned Joe Theisman and him talking openly about “having to go” and his prostate.

You mean his prostate that’s been giving him fits?

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**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/65 "2014-01-23T21:19:42Z")

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> [@PunditLisa](#):
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> I honestly thought that this thread was opened to decry Honda’s decision to hire Michael Bolton in their cringe-worthy ads.

This one has my vote, I do cringe when it comes on.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/66 "2014-01-23T23:13:47Z")

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My family used to collect these in the Seventies and Eighties. We’d cut bad celebrity endorsements out of newspapers and magazines, put them in a box, and periodically take them out and point at them and laugh.

(Yeah, we were a little weird.)

Some pathetic ones that stand out after lo these many decades:

[ul]Vivian Vance, one-time star of _I Love Lucy_, in a comic-book style cartoon selling coffee.[/ul][ul]Peter Graves, former star of _Mission: Impossible_, in a bad line drawing shilling for a local HVAC firm.[/ul][ul]Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, pitching a Medigap plan by saying it was something “they really believed in”, right above a disclaimer that said “compensated for their services”.[/ul][ul]Dick Van Patten of _Eight is Enough_ capering with a bear for Showbiz Pizza Place (which soon went bankrupt)[/ul][ul]Bob Hope, in his eighties and richer than Croesus, looking like a total dork in boxing gloves and a sweatshirt that said “Kid Hope”, gushing about how Texaco gas could knock out engine knock.[/ul]

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/67 "2014-01-23T23:28:36Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> My family used to collect these in the Seventies and Eighties. We’d cut bad celebrity endorsements out of newspapers and magazines, put them in a box, and periodically take them out and point at them and laugh.
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> (Yeah, we were a little weird.)

Maybe not. David Letterman used to do the same thing on his “Dumb Ads” bit when he hosted Late Night on NBC.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/68 "2014-01-23T23:41:37Z")

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> [@NDP](#):
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> Maybe not. David Letterman used to do the same thing on his “Dumb Ads” bit when he hosted Late Night on NBC.

Well, we always were ahead of our time!

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/69 "2014-01-24T01:37:21Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> My family used to collect these in the Seventies and Eighties. We’d cut bad celebrity endorsements out of newspapers and magazines, put them in a box, and periodically take them out and point at them and laugh.
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> (Yeah, we were a little weird.)

That sounds awesome! Stuff like that would make for a great website.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/70 "2014-01-24T02:00:56Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> I’ve always heard celebrities are offered tractor trailer loads of money in Japan to do commercials and ads for embarrassing or mundane things. They fight tooth and nail to keep those commercials and ads from showing up in the U.S. I’d love to see some of them.

Which reminds me, they spoofed this on _Friends_ once: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDqvHIO8E4s](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDqvHIO8E4s)

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/71 "2014-01-24T02:32:00Z")

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[Pete Townshend recommends joining the US Air Force](http://youtu.be/_1VR-QnIw3Y?t=9s)

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**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/72 "2014-01-25T04:19:35Z")

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It’s questionable how much of a celebrity he is, but:

“I’m Chuck Woolery and I’d like to talk to you about catheters.”

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/73 "2014-01-25T04:25:18Z")

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The crowning achievement has to be Meat Loaf’s “endorsement” of Mitt Romney during the 2012 presidential campaign. It wins because it was embarrassing for both Mr. Loaf, as well as for Mr. Romney.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/74 "2014-01-25T04:51:32Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> [Pete Townshend recommends joining the US Air Force](http://youtu.be/_1VR-QnIw3Y?t=9s)

I didn’t even click the link but somehow this idea strikes me as being like Ted Bundy advocating hitchhiking.

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**Author:** ![Tess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@Tess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-embarassing-celebrity-endorsement/679218/75 "2014-01-25T20:57:05Z")

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> [@SmallBrownBurro](#):
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> Katherine Heigl is doing Zzzquil adds now: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiMyYL0\_row](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiMyYL0_row).
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> I almost feel bad for her.

There’s no mention in the commercial that they have a celebrity endorsing the stuff. 😕 Is Zzzquil trying to hide the fact that it’s Heigl, or do they just assume we all automatically recognize her?

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