Most Speakers For The Dead are quite intelligent and sexy.
What?
Lobsang, you need to stop heading down the offy for Stellas before you post, mate.
Anybody see Buffy recently? They’ve got a load of young potential Slayers on the show at the moment . Long story why, the point is one of them is English, a Cockney to be precise. And I]My God!* her accent is terrible. It’s a cockney caricature Dick van Dyke would have been proud of.
I nearly puked laughing at that. 
What made you think I had been to the offy?
Nope.
Because you’ve mentioned many times in the past often posting while drunk. And the OP had a vague incoherance about it. That’s all.
Hate to get serious in a non-serious thread but - I don’t do that any more fran
I think this adequately refutes the stereotype that most English people speak English. 
Lobby you gotta admit the OP came straight out of the leftfield. I had my suspicions, myself! It don’t matter either way - don’t sweat it.
Didn’t mean that to sound confrontational Franchesca. I know you were probably joking.
For what it’s worth, I enjoy reading your posts and I think you are a stand up bloke. Now get yourself down that offy - I want to see you write an OP that makes me say “Ugh? Ahhh… cool!”. 
A translation for the colonies: you need to stop going to the liquor store before purchasing budweisers, my old pal.
Fair enough. Good on you, seriously. And there’s no h in my name 
Oh dear. This would make a lot more sense if it made sense.
I meant: You need to stop going to the liquor stores for budweisers before posting, my old friend.
I didn’t spot that error the first time Francesca, laughing like mad! (getting funny looks at work too)
And sorry about the h.
Dammit, you’ve set me off! That error is a classic!
All generalizations are wrong, including this one.