# Most Hated Commercials, Holiday Edition **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101 "2015-11-20T17:58:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/181 "2015-12-02T13:47:06Z")
Brace yourselves, rules violations are coming. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/182 "2015-12-02T14:08:32Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > There is no argument. My point was that the PIT is useless for posting as it is constantly hijacked by worthless, insignificant, and beneath contempt posters who think it is the zenith of wit and hilarity to hijack some dudes OP by launching a out of the blue invective laden personal attack on someone who just happens to post there. > > And, when I point this out, of course Miller rushes to defend his forum- \*by launching a out of the blue invective laden personal attack \*- which also violates the rules as posted. Then of course all the sycophants rush to kiss his ass by saying how great it was, adding to the hijack. Then **DrDurr** pooped in his Depends and they all laughed and went home. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/183 "2015-12-02T14:23:27Z")
You know, I’m getting a bit tired of those commercials for **DrDeth** they’re playing every five minutes. Also, someone teach that mook how to spell “death”, OK? I bet he’s one of those idiots who think his car has “breaks”. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/184 "2015-12-02T14:43:53Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > You know, I’m getting a bit tired of those commercials for **DrDeth** they’re playing every five minutes. > > Also, someone teach that mook how to spell “death”, OK? I bet he’s one of those idiots who think his car has “breaks”. No, his has “breks”. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/185 "2015-12-02T14:57:05Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Why? I have done nothing wrong. Personal insults are OK in the Pit. \*\*Miller \*\*has stated he doesnt enforce the rules about “fuck you and variants”. Now- I have to admit- those rules are pretty damn silly, so I can’t blame him for ignoring them. > > In fact, honestly, Miller actually does a decent job of moderating here, given how worthless this forum is, and how screwed up and useless the “rules” are. He’s still a dickhead, but I can’t complain about how he moderates this shithole- just that the shithole exists. > > I even deserved his Mod Note. You deserve more than that at this point - since you’re blatantly trolling and flaunting the rules in an attempt to start a fight. So - fuck off already and go troll somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/186 "2015-12-02T15:01:54Z")
> [@simster](#): > > You deserve more than that at this point - since you’re blatantly trolling and flaunting the rules in an attempt to start a fight. > > So - fuck off already and go troll somewhere else. No, remember that time he kept flogging away at a point and eventually everyone saw the light and agreed with him? Remember? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/187 "2015-12-02T15:13:13Z")
Dr Dearth…sometimes you have to recognize you were wrong, apologize and move on. Or your gangbang will never end. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/188 "2015-12-02T17:21:25Z")
> [@spinky](#): > > First, you made the erroneous claim that “fuck off” is against the rules and were told you’re wrong about that, because that was just you being a whiny bitch. So then, you went and looked up the specific rule, discovered that “fuck you” and “go fuck yourself” were prohibited, and then intentionally used both of those in a very naughty string of blatant violations of the letter of the rule, **knowing that Miller has an unofficial policy not to enforce those particular prohibitions**. (emphasis added) - I don’t think that’s quite correct. As I remember, Miller has always enforced the rule against “fuck you” and its variants. His interpretation is that [“fuck off” is not a variant](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18828431#post18828431) and is therefore OK. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/189 "2015-12-02T17:30:13Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Not so much a commercial but a station break kind of thing. We get a cable channel called AWE which has lots of travel and “lifestyle” shows for wealthy people. I liked some of their travel info shows, However, last year they started putting commercials up saying how they were going to say Merry Christmas, not happy holidays, because war on Christmas or whatever. I mean, say Merry Christmas if you want, but don’t be an asshole about it. Merry Christmas, asshole. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/190 "2015-12-02T18:21:16Z")
> [@Bonaventure](#): > > Everything posted so far is a mere pretender to this thing: > [http://youtu.be/BzNhTGHgdeo](http://youtu.be/BzNhTGHgdeo) > > It plays every five minutes on kids’ channels. It invades your dreams and will eventually drive everyone who has heard it, even if only once, insane. Click if you dare. > > PEEKABOO! The commercial is insane, but I must have the unicorn one! Oh Gods! It worked!!! ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/191 "2015-12-02T18:27:42Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > No, remember that time he kept flogging away at a point and eventually everyone saw the light and agreed with him? > > Remember? Nope. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/192 "2015-12-02T18:28:00Z")
I also hate the Ferrer Roche ads simply because of the stupid jingle - how does one put their “harms” around someone else? Stupid twee Zoe Deschanel wannabe. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/193 "2015-12-02T18:35:48Z")
> [@TheFaerie](#): > > The commercial is insane, but I must have the unicorn one! > Oh Gods! It worked!!! We can’t very well have our three year olds walking around with naked $200 smart phones. I don’t have any kids but I’ve bought all four so I can give it and a smartphone to my newborn once the nurse has wiped the goo off him/her. ---
**Author:** ![HookerChemical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@HookerChemical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HookerChemical)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/194 "2015-12-02T18:37:14Z")
> [@Bonaventure](#): > > Everything posted so far is a mere pretender to this thing: > [http://youtu.be/BzNhTGHgdeo](http://youtu.be/BzNhTGHgdeo) > > It plays every five minutes on kids’ channels. It invades your dreams and will eventually drive everyone who has heard it, even if only once, insane. Click if you dare. > > PEEKABOO! I should pit **GrumpyBunny** because he reminded me that this commercial existed. I came to post it, but was beaten to the punch. I don’t know if it’s a holiday commercial, but I first saw it at my sister-in-laws the week pre-Thanksgiving. She has kids, and this commercial plays incessantly in kid-friendly channels. I didn’t even last through one viewing before turning to my wife and saying swearing vengeance on the adman who thought it up. ---
**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/195 "2015-12-02T18:39:18Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > We can’t very well have our three year olds walking around with naked $200 smart phones. I don’t have any kids but I’ve bought all four so I can give it and a smartphone to my newborn once the nurse has wiped the goo off him/her. (I really did just buy 2 of each to give away as gag gifts…) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/196 "2015-12-02T18:55:27Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > No, remember that time he kept flogging away at a point and eventually everyone saw the light and agreed with him? > > Remember? > [@Emiliana](#): > > Nope. But, it had to have happened at some point, or surely he’d have learned by now. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/197 "2015-12-02T19:22:59Z")
> [@TheFaerie](#): > > (I really did just buy 2 of each to give away as gag gifts…) I’m pretty sure my nephew would love one of those. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/198 "2015-12-02T19:35:21Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Fuck you. > [@DrDeth](#): > > Go fuck yourself. No one else will. > [@DrDeth](#): > > Fuck you too. [Moderating] Saying “Fuck you” to other posters is against the rules. So is telling them to go fuck themselves. All three of these posts are against the rules. Do not do this again. [/Moderating] > [@DrDeth](#): > > Fuck off. [Moderating] Here, however, you’re completely golden. No warnings issued, regardless, but please try to pay attention to the rules. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Fiveroptic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiveroptic/32/8257_2.png) [@Fiveroptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveroptic)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/199 "2015-12-02T20:17:55Z")
Ouch. That’s gonna sting. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101/200 "2015-12-02T20:24:56Z")
Why is the little girl in the Peekaboo ad rubbing her penguin’s ass on her cell phone? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hated-commercials-holiday-edition/738101.md?page=11)