# Most hilarious insults that have been directed at YOU. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hilarious-insults-that-have-been-directed-at-you/373231 "2006-09-18T21:12:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hilarious-insults-that-have-been-directed-at-you/373231/101 "2006-09-23T02:43:22Z")
[QUOTE=bundykala] Aside from this, my wonderful friends are guilty of the whole “Your FACE …” thing. We can’t seem to go a day without using it at least 3 times. Always with the same structure: Friend: You’re \_\_\_\_\_! Me: Your FACE is \_\_\_\_\_! Friend: Your face is even more \_\_\_\_\_! Me: Your face is the \_\_\_\_\_est! Friend: Your face is \_\_\_\_\_er than that! Me: You smell! \ …yeah, we have fun with that 🙂 [/QUOTE] I beleive the correct progression is in fact You’re \_\_\_\_\_\_ Your face is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Your mother is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Your mother’s a whore and then it’s done, there’s no topping your mother’s a whore. ---
**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hilarious-insults-that-have-been-directed-at-you/373231/102 "2006-09-23T03:07:55Z")
> [@](#): > > as a little white gal in a van full of older Black guys, trying to fit in better and not have the fuckup noticed much. Pretty funny. Wow, This…um…what…are we talking about again? ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hilarious-insults-that-have-been-directed-at-you/373231/103 "2006-09-23T03:10:59Z")
I was out shopping for shoes last fall and two teenagers told me I looked like Michael Jackson. I checked in a nearby mirror. It was true. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hilarious-insults-that-have-been-directed-at-you/373231/104 "2006-09-23T04:22:50Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] ‘DYKE!’ No matter how many times someone yells that at me, I always have to stop and giggle. I’m male. I don’t THINK I look particularly female (what with the facial hair and all). And yet… More than once, I’ve had someone call me a dyke. [/QUOTE] Ah, a soul-mate. I was standing with my partner on our front porch one evening when a couple of drunks weaved down the sidewalk and called us “F-ing Fags”. Hmmmm. Neither of us is particularly slightly built, and were both wearing t-shirts. I burst out laughing, and said “At least get the _gender_ right, you twits! It’s DYKES to you!” ---
**Author:** ![manx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@manx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manx)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hilarious-insults-that-have-been-directed-at-you/373231/105 "2006-09-23T04:38:48Z")
[QUOTE=Snarky\_Kong] Me to my buddy: You know they say great minds think alike. Some lady: Idiots probably think alike too. [/QUOTE] ‘And fools rarely differ’ is the way a good friend of mine ends the ‘great minds’ line [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-hilarious-insults-that-have-been-directed-at-you/373231.md?page=5)