Most Ignorant Thing You've Ever Heard

Man, I think I’ve got you all beat.

Orthodox Jews run in all stripes, from the extreme fundamentalist to the very liberal and all stripes in between. There are elements within the Orthodox community who hold to the position that Talmudic and Medieval authorities could not err or matters on halacha (Jewish law) or science.

Maimonides, in his magnum opus Mishneh Torah, describes a geocentric universe. While Maimonides was certainly a genius in Torah and halacha, his science, very clearly, was the science of the day. However, there are elements within the Orthodox Jewish community who maintain that because Maimonides (and earlier authorities) held of a geocentric universe, it must therefore be true.

One of the most mind-numbing quotes I came across was this one:

(translation
takeh = actually
Rambam = Maimonides
h"p = Hashgacha Protis=divine guidance)

It was then subsequently pointed out to the forum members that people have walked on the moon and brought back rocks from it, hence it could not possibly be made of gas. When asked how they would explain this data, another forum member responded: (WARNING: Truly mind-numbing statement ahead!!)

Where’s the “bang head on wall” smiley when you need it.

Zev Steinhardt

What a dumb ass. That’s Spanish!

Freemasons with vaginas.

Yeah. Everybody knows that in French, adding an “e” isn’t enough. You gotta drop the “s” as well. And not pronounce the last consonant… ah hell with it, it’s easier just to go ahead and learn the words :smiley:

What a dumbass. Everyone knows you have to drop the s before adding the e. :stuck_out_tongue:

Jesus spoke Aramaic, not Hebrew.

Actually, most likely both; and they’re very close to each other anyway (it’s pretty much a no-brainer for a Hebrew speaker to read the Book of Daniel, or some of the prayers that are in Aramaic.)

Even if Aramaic was his mother tongue, he still would certainly have been able to read, write and understand Hebrew. Hebrew was widely used in Israel during Jesus’ time for prayer, religious and legal matters. The events of the Mishna, of which the earlier events took place around the time that Jesus lived, was written in Hebrew, not Aramaic.

Zev Steinhardt

:eek:

Blasphemy! Besides, his mother was a virgin.

I have to share this one, because even though it is second-hand, I heard it the day it happened. I was in fourth grade, my friend in fifth. Her teacher, while talking about a tornado that had hit recently in the Midwest, said that tornadoes were ATTRACTED to mobile home parks, because of all of the metal in the buildings. Thats why there was so much more damage to them than to regular houses.

Hmmm…so many to choose from, so little time.

The all time most ignorant comment I’ve heard was this one, said by a college educated, upper middle class woman. “[insert name of independently owned local grocery store here] will NEVER be robbed. It doesn’t take food stamps.”
Then again, there is my old college room-mate, from a very, very small town in rural Iowa: “I guess I could buy stamps at the post office here, they’re probably the same price there as at home.”

It’s been my experience that ALL of these people vote, repeatedly and with commitment, sadly enough…

My father believes that the concept of carbon dioxide sequestration is bad - not because it’s expensive, impractical, or may generate more CO[sub]2[/sub] than it sequesters, but because it takes oxygen out of the air and we will then all die of lack of it. Apparently even if this was to occur we wouldn’t notice and stop doing it until it was too late, I guess.

I later found out that my brother, who supports him in this belief, thought that the air was about 20% CO[sub]2[/sub], not the ~350 parts per million it actually is.

Sitting in a cafe in Rome I heard an Italian man tell some companions - English I think they were - that it was only American cigarettes that caused cancer, because of the bad cheap tobacco they used. Good old Italian cigarettes were fine. After all, (according to him) all the research connecting them to cancer was done in America …

Actually, I think that’s quite an interesting question, although technically ‘ignorant’, it sounds like the right kind of curiosity. Considering that someone must have once asked “is the force that binds the nucleus of an atom the same force that binds atoms together?”.

What do tornadoes and trashy women have in common?

They’re both attracted to trailer parks.

::d&r::

That’s kind of cute, if it was the logic of a six-year-old.

Donnez-moi le livre.… E-give e-me e-the e-book.

This doofus.

“They’re using music to test the tsunami warning system.”

  • Why’s it so loud though?

:smack:

I understood you perfectly–hey, I can speak French! :cool:

Heh. I must have been about six when I decided French was just a letter-substitution cipher of English.

Erm, what? The vast majority of slaves were manual workers, either field labourers or artisans of various sorts. For example

“The sun orbits the earth.” A poll says 56% of the sample believe this. Copernicus and Galileo forgotten. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhlERjW0bhw

The poll results are at 1:07. This isn’t in English, so I assume the poll was of the audience.

(Emphasis added.)

I’ve seen this on web pages. IIRC, even on some scientific sites. So the mistake could well have been made by the person creating the web page, not by the person you describe.