# Most Irritating And Or Pointless Websites

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501 "2000-01-25T23:32:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/1 "2000-01-25T23:32:00Z")

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I’ll open the ball with [hampsterdance.com](http://hampsterdance.com)

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VB

Remember, you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/2 "2000-01-25T23:35:00Z")

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Mine cuz I cant seem to find the time to finish it.

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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/3 "2000-01-26T00:19:00Z")

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Right now, for me, it’s the message board on Stephen King’s section of his publisher’s website. Full of puerile poetry and writers waiting to be discovered, and garden variety psychos who can’t spell, write, or edit a post.

“Hey, I wrote a screenplay. Wonder if Stephen King ever reads this board.” Not bloody likely.

Oh, and they flamed me. Hurt my feelings. But it’s like a car wreck – I keep driving by to see what’s smoking.

It’s actually kind of fun, so maybe it isn’t totally useless.

Cancel this, changed my mind.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/4 "2000-01-26T01:23:00Z")

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[Here!](http://members.xoom.com/XhtrleeX/indexx/Page_1x.html)

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“Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/5 "2000-01-26T01:31:00Z")

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I thought people usually tried to use **flattering** photos on their website? Ewwwwww. This chick looks like Linda Tripp’s uglier sister.

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**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/6 "2000-01-26T01:41:00Z")

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Drain -

First Orangecakes, now you, too. Please, no more dumpster diving!

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**Author:** ![ConMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@ConMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ConMan)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/7 "2000-01-26T15:16:00Z")

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My vote would be anyone’s personal home page with absolutely nothing of use to anyone but perhaps their relatives. Who wants to see pictures of someone’s cat?! I don’t care that you went to Oriental, NC for vacation and I certainly don’t want to see photos of you, your slobbering 3-yr-old and your overweight spouse.

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“Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’”  
E A Poe

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/8 "2000-01-26T15:42:00Z")

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> Originally posted by AuntiePam:  
> **I thought people usually tried to use flattering photos on their website? Ewwwwww. This chick looks like Linda Tripp’s uglier sister.**

Those ARE the flattering photos of Heather.

## I agree that she’s as unattractive as a bag full of armpits, although my perceptions may be colored by her behavior on this board.

Live a Lush Life  
Da Chef

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/9 "2000-01-26T15:47:00Z")

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> I agree that she’s as unattractive as a bag full of armpits

::snort:: That’s quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! 😃

I was gone for a while; can anyone fill me in on what Heatherlee did on the board? Before I left/couldn’t get on, she and Satan were mooning about each other. What’s the dirt?

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**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/10 "2000-01-26T15:49:00Z")

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ConMan -

My personal homepage is precisely for viewing by family & friends. Our closest relatives are more then 1,000 miles away and friends from many years are scattered as widely. I don’t expect you to find it interesting or entertaining. I certainly think it would be pointless to you and I can’t imagine why you’d visit it on purpose. But it provides a great way for those in its intended audience to keep in touch.

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**Author:** ![TheDoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@TheDoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDoll)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/11 "2000-01-26T17:43:00Z")

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DRAIN!!!-  
HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!  
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!  
[breath]  
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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“Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair…”  
Tom Waits

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/12 "2000-01-27T06:07:00Z")

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Well, my own site is both boring and pointless. Boring, because it is just a bunch of my bad artwork, and pointless because I’m the only one who sees it regularly, and I’ve already read it all.

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[http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com)  
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/13 "2000-01-27T06:17:00Z")

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> Originally posted by BunnyGirl:  
> [BI was gone for a while; can anyone fill me in on what Heatherlee did on the board? Before I left/couldn’t get on, she and Satan were mooning about each other. What’s the dirt?\*\*

Don’t go there.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/14 "2000-01-27T06:37:00Z")

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Those porno sites where you close the window & it automatically regenerates five more windows where you rush to close them all before they can regenerate more of them.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/15 "2000-01-27T01:53:00Z")

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… or so he has been told 😉

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**Author:** ![blackwrangler98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ce7236/32.png) [@blackwrangler98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blackwrangler98)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/16 "2000-01-27T06:10:00Z")

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The address is either [www.neat.com](http://www.neat.com) or [www.neet.com](http://www.neet.com) I am not sure which and i don’t want to go find out.

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/17 "2000-01-28T19:55:00Z")

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\<Font Size=5 color=Blue\>Pointless Website??  
I got your pointless website right here!!!\</Font\>

[http://www.celebrity-fans.com/kyulsb.htm](http://www.celebrity-fans.com/kyulsb.htm)

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/18 "2000-01-29T03:27:00Z")

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I like to check in at [www.bringdown.com,](http://www.bringdown.com,) which in itself is very entertaining in a bitter and cynical way. Among the many treats is the “Moron of the Month” link to home pages of people like the guy who posts pictures of himself doing his ironing in the nude.

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/19 "2000-01-29T03:42:00Z")

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> Who wants to see pictures of someone’s cat?!

hey! it’s because i have pictures of my cat that one of the five thousand visitors i’ve had to my page whom i’ve never talked to in my entire life and will never talk to again sent me a message about a month ago saying that i must be a good person because not many people put up pictures of their cats.  
_woo_

## so there. the cats are staying!

“human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein

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**Author:** ![Doug\_Bowe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@Doug\_Bowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_Bowe)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-irritating-and-or-pointless-websites/13501/20 "2000-01-29T05:35:00Z")

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I would have expected Tuba to make a contribution by now. If you ask her real nice she’s been known to produce a website or two that leaves you wondering “Was it bad taste, or no taste at all?”  
Some of 'em give new meaning to the word prosaic.

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