# Most jaw-dropping/WTF! television moment you’ve seen SCRIPTED Division

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** tv-shows-scripted\
**Created:** [September 15, 2024, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283 "2024-09-15T02:58:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/81 "2024-09-17T04:15:53Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> They were stuck between dancing it properly and dancing it the way it was being done on stage.

They really wanted to Madison…

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**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/82 "2024-09-17T04:19:52Z")

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> [@nightshadea](#):
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> Well in the 2nd season, there was a flood and mark had to save a pregnant woman with what was the most graphic birth scene I’ve ever seen on TV…baby lived but mom didn’t and after that, I watched the show until Clooney Hathaway and mark left …

I had the opposite reaction. That episode (not so much a WTF moment but an episode-long death spiral) put me off of medical dramas completely. Haven’t watched one since.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/83 "2024-09-17T04:43:46Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> > [@Czarcasm](#):
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> > The Brady Bunch group dressed as characters from The Wizard Of Oz while doing a song and dance from the title song from _Carwash_. It gives “white soul” a whole new meaning. 🤨
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> There is an equally bad moment (in my opinion) involving Donny and Marie doing “The Time Warp” from _The Rocky Horror Picture Show_…and it looks like nobody had seen the show at all. The got the music mostly right, but all the dance moves were wrong and the costumes…He was dressed like Dracula, she was dressed as a witch, and all the dancers looked like they went to the nearest cheap-ass costume shop and said “I’ve got 15 minutes to find a costume so what do you have?”

It’s hard to overstate the disconnect between generations at that time, and the most jaw dropping attempt by studio execs and established performers to ‘package something for the kids’ could be its own thread. But here’s my contribution.

[Liberace and the Young Folk perform ‘Feelin’ Groovy’ (The Red Skelton Hour 1968) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_rHSTjyWNk)

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/84 "2024-09-17T05:29:03Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> There is an equally bad moment (in my opinion) involving Donny and Marie doing “The Time Warp” from _The Rocky Horror Picture Show_…and it looks like nobody had seen the show at all.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_nhYaJ0Tvx0/hqdefault.jpg "Donny & Marie Osmond - "The Time Warp"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nhYaJ0Tvx0)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/85 "2024-09-17T05:33:33Z")

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You know those times you wish the video was presented in higher definition?

This ain’t one of those times.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/86 "2024-09-17T05:39:11Z")

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I did NOT expect this:

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/J4nY2pVArwg/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AG-AoAC8AGKAgwIABABGHIgUShDMA8=&rs=AOn4CLCUKvP5U4Uz4C_UGyqYCH07P-e-nA "NCIS - Kate dies") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4nY2pVArwg)

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**Author:** ![zbuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zbuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zbuzz)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/87 "2024-09-17T05:46:46Z")

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> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#):
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> I think the most shocking scene in an episode of _Mad Men_ was in “Guy Walks Into An Advertising Agency” where

The only scene more shocking than that one was the scene where we find out that Joan once had a thing with Paul.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/88 "2024-09-17T06:51:27Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> The audience had a “I’m a Donny and Marie fan…but what the _fuck_ was that??” look on their faces. They were stuck between dancing it properly and dancing it the way it was being done on stage.

_Rocky Horror_ fans are like _Star Trek_ and _Star Wars_ fans: you do _not_ screw around with what they see as theirs.

I’m an RHPS fan, been to the movie many times, danced the “Time Warp” in the aisles, brought my lighter and my confetti and my water pistol and my toast, and know all the audience responses (“Slut!” “Asshole!” “Say it!” etc.). I made it through thirty seconds of that Donny and Marie presentation before I had to shut it down. That’s not the “Time Warp”; that’s an abomination of the “Time Warp.”

Jeez, imagine the outcry if Donny and Marie had done “You got Tribbles/Right here on the bridge deck/With a capital T and that rhymes with ‘See!/Me here on _Star Trek!_’”

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/89 "2024-09-17T06:58:04Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> _Hill Street Blues_ was on the air like forty years ago, so it’s _possible_ that one or two people here don’t remember what happened in the ending of the pilot episode.

I remember that episode of _Hill Street Blues_, but don’t have a clue what happened on _Battlestar Galactica_, _Lost_, or most of the others mentioned in this thread.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/90 "2024-09-17T06:59:54Z")

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What the producers did was order the ending of the pilot changed after it was shown to preview audiences who indicated they didn’t like it. They didn’t want either Andy Renko or Bobby Hill to be killed, so Esterhause’s line to Furillo went from “One in serious condition, one DOA” to “Two in serious condition.”

The pilot then went on to be the first episode of the series.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/91 "2024-09-17T07:08:33Z")

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OMG, that clip is worse than when Batman put a flower decal on the Batmobile! 😲

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/92 "2024-09-17T07:14:20Z")

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Count Floyd on _ **SCTV** _ is a better vampire than Donny Osmond. 🤢

Who is the old guy in that clip anyway?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/93 "2024-09-17T08:32:01Z")

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Dick Clark.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/94 "2024-09-17T21:09:43Z")

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I did think it was a nice touch when Marie used a helium balloon to do Little Nell’s lines.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/95 "2024-09-17T21:34:51Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> I did think it was a nice touch when Marie used a helium balloon to do Little Nell’s lines.

Did they have a warning about not breathing helium?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/96 "2024-09-17T21:45:48Z")

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I don’t think she had any idea it was done any other way.

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**Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/97 "2024-09-19T03:10:49Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> I made it through thirty seconds of that Donny and Marie presentation before I had to shut it down. That’s not the “Time Warp”; that’s an abomination of the “Time Warp.”

Same, I just couldn’t take it.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/98 "2024-09-19T03:27:11Z")

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What was worser-the dancing, or the costumes?  
BTW, “yes” answers understood, but not accepted. 😆

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-jaw-dropping-wtf-television-moment-you-ve-seen-scripted-division/1007283/99 "2024-09-19T03:29:53Z")

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I knew that clip wasn’t how I remembered it. Here’s the original broadcast with Lawrence Welk introducing the duo

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/eKslYBMycHM/hqdefault.jpg "The Lawrence Welk Show . One Toke Over The Line (Live Performance - 1971)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKslYBMycHM)

It starts later than I would like, but half the youtube results were with the other guy

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Anything in “Xavier: Renegade Angel”.

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