# Most memorable movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 8, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565 "2000-08-08T14:37:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/181 "2000-08-23T19:11:17Z")
"They call me _Mister_ Tibbs!! ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/182 "2000-08-23T22:51:44Z")
“I am sorry with my rice.” ---
**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/183 "2000-08-24T09:04:40Z")
Big hitter, the Lama. Has anybody seen Sam Lowry? There’s a lotta in’s, a lotta outs, a lotta different facets, a lotta interrested parties. Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn’t yeah!?!?! You look terrible Mr. Wahuwahturi, you look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anybody could look good under these lights. I can feel them sucking the life out of me, suck suck suck. It’s noon, you must be parched. Let’s get this thing on the hump! Does Berry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? I gotta sleep next to a guy named after a ducks dork. I didn’t like him anyway. He wasn’t right…in the head. We grow copious amounts of ganja, right? You don’t understand, you can never ask me to stop drinking. He’s killed more people than smallpox. I will worship the movie trivia god who can name all of these films. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/184 "2000-08-24T09:40:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Occam \* > **Big hitter, the Lama.** Caddyshack > [@](#): > > **Has anybody seen Sam Lowry?** Brazil > [@](#): > > **There’s a lotta in’s, a lotta outs, a lotta different facets, a lotta interrested parties.** The Big Lebowski > [@](#): > > **Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn’t yeah!?!?!** Tremors > [@](#): > > \*\*You look terrible Mr. Wahuwahturi, you look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anybody could look good under these lights. I can feel them sucking the life out of me, suck suck suck. > > _AND_ > > It’s noon, you must be parched.\*\* I don’t know > [@](#): > > **Let’s get this thing on the hump!** Dr. Strangelove > [@](#): > > **Does Berry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?** The Breakfast Club > [@](#): > > **I gotta sleep next to a guy named after a ducks dork.** (\*guess) Sixteen Candles > [@](#): > > **I didn’t like him anyway. He wasn’t right…in the head.** I don’t know > [@](#): > > **We grow copious amounts of ganja, right?** Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels > [@](#): > > **You don’t understand, you can never ask me to stop drinking.** Leaving Las Vegas > [@](#): > > **He’s killed more people than smallpox.** I know this one but I cannot think of it! So you don’t have to completely worship me, but can I get a little love or something? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/185 "2000-08-24T17:21:54Z")
Occam wrote: > [@](#): > > You look terrible Mr. Wahuwahturi, you look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anybody could look good under these lights. I can feel them sucking the life out of me, suck suck suck. Ah, one of my all-time favorites. _Joe Versus the Volcano_. So, didja spot all 5 times that the “lightning bolt” shape appears in that movie? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/186 "2000-08-25T06:45:08Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Occam \* > > > [@](#): > > > > **I didn’t like him anyway. He wasn’t right…in the head.** > > I don’t know > \*\* Psst…Evilbeth. It’s _Braveheart_. “It’s my island.” My favorite line from the movie was “Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible. Dead…just as good.” ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/187 "2000-08-31T01:04:51Z")
“I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. I don’t like them myself. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.” ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/188 "2000-08-31T21:54:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GreatKingRat \* > **"I’m comin’ outta here… any fucker I see out there, I’m gonna kill him… and any fucker takes a shot at me, I ain’t just gonna kill him, but I’m gonna kill his wife and all his friends… and burn his fucking house, hear?"** OK, I know I’m gonna feel really stupid when I find out, but what is that from? ---
**Author:** ![Prosser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@Prosser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prosser)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/189 "2000-08-31T22:18:54Z")
Al Pacino in Devil’s Advocate in re modern society: “It’s cheat on your wife, fuck over your friend, and call your mother on Mother’s Day” ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/190 "2000-08-31T23:34:17Z")
-"I was shot twice in the _Tribune_. -“I read you were shot five times in the tabloids.” -“It’s not true. He didn’t come anywhere near my tabloids.” _rimshot_ ---
**Author:** ![iksova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/59ef9b/32.png) [@iksova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iksova)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/191 "2000-09-01T02:14:47Z")
From The Holy Grail… Some people call me…Tim? What, African or European? What, behind the rabbit? It IS the rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Chocobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Chocobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chocobo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/192 "2000-09-01T04:35:52Z")
From one of the Dirty Harry movies, when he gets into that plane and starts to take off. Co-pilot, giving him a funny look: You ever done this before? Harry, cool as ever: Nope. Jurassic Park, after Dr. Saddler gets done looking in the ‘dino droppings’. Malcolm: You, uh…You’re gonna wash your hands before you eat, right? And of course, from my fav. movie of all time, Star Wars… ## Luke, in a whiny voice: But I was going in to Tosche Station to pick up some power converterrrrs! ## Vader: I am your father. (In the Special Edition) Jabba: Why did you fry poor Greedo? And finally, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail… Bridge keeper: What…is your name? Knight (I forgot his name): Sir So-and-so Bridge keeper: What…is your quest? Knight: To find the Holy Grail! Bridge keeper: What…is your favorite color? Knight: Red…no bl-waaaaaaaaaaaa! ---
**Author:** ![tennents](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/fbc32d/32.png) [@tennents](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tennents)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/193 "2000-09-01T04:49:57Z")
Bridge on the river kwai (my relative helped bomb it) saito: if you were me what would you do ? nicholson: If i were you id kill myself. cheers! and anything from fear and loathing ---
**Author:** ![Angie\_Gailbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@Angie\_Gailbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angie_Gailbird)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/194 "2000-09-01T06:31:38Z")
The Last Unicorn “There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.” “She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits.” Mixed Nuts “Nothing’s wrong! Felix and Gracie have dressed the landlord up as a Christmas tree, and now we’re going to take him out and leave him on the Boardwalk.” “Now that’s a good plan. We’ll help.” (I don’t think that one’s exact.) When Harry Met Sally… “I want you to know that I will NEVER want that wagon wheel coffee table.” “I’ll have what she’s having.” Bringing Up Baby “Because I just went gay all of a sudden!” “I was born on the side of a hill!” The English Patient “We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps or the names of powerful men.” “You sing. All the time.” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/195 "2000-09-01T16:11:31Z")
Risky Business: " Joel, get off the babysitter." Payback: “Stop it, I"m getting misty.” " Don’t worry about him. Worry about me." ---
**Author:** ![Dawg144](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Dawg144](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dawg144)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/196 "2000-09-01T17:01:36Z")
“Money never sleeps pal” “Im not talking about some $400,000 dollar a year wall street working stiff, Im talkin about real money… Liquid” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565.md?page=9)