# Most memorable movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 8, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565 "2000-08-08T14:37:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/41 "2000-08-08T18:32:52Z")
“The new phonebook’s here! The new phonebook’s here!” “You can’t fight in here, this is the War Room!” “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.” ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/42 "2000-08-08T19:04:22Z")
We have to go to kmart. 400 oak street in Cincinnati. We have to go to kmart to buy boxer shorts. ---
**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/43 "2000-08-08T19:10:40Z")
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/44 "2000-08-08T19:14:03Z")
" I have always depended on the kindness of strangers…" “You sure got a purty nouth!” “Tomorrow _is_ another day” newer ones “Call the WHAAAAA-ambulance!” “Its a chicken farm! And _we’re_ the chickens!” ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/45 "2000-08-08T19:15:41Z")
oops, That was “purty MOUTH” [slaps forehead] ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/46 "2000-08-08T19:21:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*We have to go to kmart. 400 oak street in Cincinnati. We have to go to kmart to buy boxer shorts. > \*\* Ok, since I am almost out of my stupid ass kmart job, I shall put up a quote from Rainman that states my sentiments towards it: _ **"Kmart sucks."** _ ---
**Author:** ![katey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@katey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katey)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/47 "2000-08-08T19:26:34Z")
The greatest trick the devil ever did was convincing the world he didn’t exist. Do I listen to pop music because I’m miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music? ---
**Author:** ![blokeychap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@blokeychap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blokeychap)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/48 "2000-08-08T19:35:57Z")
‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat’ ‘Do they speak english in What?’ ‘I’m Batman’ ‘God? Where was your God when my mother stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger whan I was still in the womb?’ ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/49 "2000-08-08T19:54:52Z")
… and the hits just keep on coming Tell me about your big but. Squeal like a pig. Warriors, come out and play-ay. (Repeated over and over in a whiny voice, preferably while clinking 2 bottles together) ---
**Author:** ![Ramboli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Ramboli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramboli)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/50 "2000-08-08T20:10:19Z")
“We are a couple that doesn’t touch.” “I’ll bust your hole.” “How’s that working out for you?”, “What?”, “Being clever.”, “Great.”, "Keep it up, then. “We’re not electing the fucking pope here.” ---
**Author:** ![Agentakbar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Agentakbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agentakbar)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/51 "2000-08-08T20:17:40Z")
Katey, That is my all-time favorite movie, but the last line was better. And like that -poof-he’s gone. Bri ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/52 "2000-08-08T20:29:07Z")
“I remember…the Alamo!” “I rule!” “Where are all the white women at?” “Not unless round is funny” ---
**Author:** ![Dawg144](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Dawg144](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dawg144)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/53 "2000-08-08T21:01:12Z")
“Yer days of finger-banging Mary Jane RottenCrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!” “Luke I am your Father” ---
**Author:** ![wavedancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f07891/32.png) [@wavedancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wavedancer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/54 "2000-08-08T21:24:04Z")
“come, let us dance like children of the night!” hehe…love that movie ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/55 "2000-08-08T21:44:05Z")
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that. They’re ba-ack. ---
**Author:** ![katey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@katey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katey)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/56 "2000-08-08T22:46:54Z")
Agentakbar, That would have been my second choice from “Usual Suspects”.Another great one: “I believe in God but the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.” And from an old classic “Raymond, why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire.” ---
**Author:** ![Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/977dab/32.png) [@Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/57 "2000-08-08T23:36:57Z")
“What’s this part?” “That’s the sanity clause.” “Ahh, you can’t fool me. There’s no such thing as Sanity Clause.” ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/58 "2000-08-09T00:02:44Z")
Damn, “we’re gonna need a bigger boat” got posted already! “Son, did you know you’ve got a panty on your head?” “Watch me faggots!” “Excuse me while I whip this out.” PS- what movie did the “don’t fuck with me fellas” quote come from? I will watch it just for that! ---
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/59 "2000-08-09T00:03:12Z")
Name the flicks these gems come from: “Sometimes, people just explode.” “Sister, when I’ve raised hell, you’ll know it.” “Name’s Smalls, Leonard Smalls. Friends call me Lennie, but I got no friends.” “There’s a fine line between clever and stupid.” “Never trust a man who wears a belt _and_ suspenders. Man don’t even trust his own pants.” “Nobody–I mean nobody–puts ketchup on a hot dog.” “We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound _fine_ to you?” “Just a few minutes of your time … which is just about the duration of the rest of your lives.” “Ve should dizcover vedda he is vollowink in his grandvadda’s vootschtaps!” ---
**Author:** ![katey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@katey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katey)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565/60 "2000-08-09T00:12:58Z")
Scupper- “There’s a fine line between clever and stupid” - This Is Spinal Tap Ve should dizcover vedda he is vollowink in his grandvadda’s vootschtaps!" is from Young Frankenstein, right? It pains me to admit that those are the only 2 I can get [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-movie-quotes/28565.md?page=4)