# Most Memorable Vanity Plates? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 22, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157 "2002-07-22T02:02:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/1 "2002-07-22T02:02:43Z")
There are so many, I know…but the one I saw today really sticks in my memory: “Keep Honking. I’m Reloading.” It’s so bad, yet so right-on. ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/2 "2002-07-22T02:18:32Z")
What state lets you have that on a plate? ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/3 "2002-07-22T02:22:01Z")
Well, it was compressed into KPHNIRL of course, but… ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/4 "2002-07-22T02:22:47Z")
**BABS4EVA** on a beautiful new BMW. Those BarbraHeads are out of control, I tell ya. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/5 "2002-07-22T02:56:23Z")
HILARI on a new baby blue Cougar. I have the oppurtunity to ding every morning and every evening yet I resist… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/6 "2002-07-22T02:59:32Z")
I saw one on the back of a porsche the other day that just cracked me up and I was suprised that it passed the DMV. \*\*SOFAKIT \*\* (So-fuck-it) ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/7 "2002-07-22T03:07:58Z")
On a sporty little number driven by a young-looking dude: THX DAD ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/8 "2002-07-22T03:17:31Z")
[Best Vanity Plate Ever](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/blueplate/assorgy1.html). ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/9 "2002-07-22T03:18:39Z")
TREPAN on a new Jag convertable. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/10 "2002-07-22T03:32:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\*[Best Vanity Plate Ever](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/blueplate/assorgy1.html). \*\* This is ab-so-lutely the funniest plate I’ve seen. And, it is by accident. It would be made so much sweeter if it was a little old lady driving the car. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/11 "2002-07-22T03:50:24Z")
Many years ago I saw a car in L.A. that had: ES DREK That’s Yiddish for “eat shit.” I can’t believe they got away with it. Haj ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/12 "2002-07-22T04:35:47Z")
On a BMW convertible driven by a blond hottie **FRM DADY** And many years ago on a vette as I recall **CMEXLR8** (See me Accelerate) ---
**Author:** ![irae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f0a364/32.png) [@irae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irae)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/13 "2002-07-22T06:38:12Z")
IMNNML on a junker while passing Detroit. ---
**Author:** ![Theobroma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@Theobroma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theobroma)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/14 "2002-07-22T07:40:02Z")
On a Saab– SLAAB ---
**Author:** ![Avoid\_Freud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5fc32e/32.png) [@Avoid\_Freud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avoid_Freud)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/15 "2002-07-22T08:21:51Z")
A big black BMW with a man driving: Jacker 1 ---
**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/16 "2002-07-22T11:38:24Z")
On a Porsche 911 Turbo - TUR80 ---
**Author:** ![crazy4chaucer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@crazy4chaucer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazy4chaucer)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/17 "2002-07-22T14:14:51Z")
On a refurbished shiny black hearse, ca. mid-60-'s: RGR MRTS ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/18 "2002-07-22T14:23:46Z")
Can’t remember the car, but I got a chuckle out of IYQ2. The one that amazed me was 4BNEZ–why on earth would you advertise that?! I had a coworker who was always late, so on her car: L8 L8 L8. Another coworker (a Scottsdale realtor) had a brand-new silver Cadillac that she graced with HI HO. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/19 "2002-07-22T14:45:18Z")
YOURN Though it does help to know that the owner was a urologist. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157/20 "2002-07-22T15:34:34Z")
“ **TIHZON** ” It read **“NO SHIT”** seen through the rear vision mirror. Well, almost. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-memorable-vanity-plates/120157.md?page=2)