# Most Obnoxious Songs

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [February 13, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723 "2009-02-13T19:08:20Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author: ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723/41 "2009-02-14T20:23:11Z")

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Anything emo. Especially Fall Out Boy or All-American Rejects. That whiny mess that was in some unbelievably contrived way derived from punk rock just makes me want to punch right through the speakers. It’s the first genre of music that I don’t “get” and I’m not even 30 yet.

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723/42 "2009-02-14T20:55:38Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Oh HELL yeah. And **Put Me In Coach** , by John Fogerty.

That song never made sense to me. Don’t most people want to be upgraded to First Class?

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723/43 "2009-02-14T20:56:51Z")

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_Ironic_, by Alanis Morissette.

Isn’t it ironic?

No, it isn’t.

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### Author: ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723/44 "2009-02-14T21:00:57Z")

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I have always been amazed at how many people love The Smashing Pumpkins. I know that different people have different tastes, but some things sounds universally awful, for example a train coming off the tracks and tumbling into a ravine. The Smashing Pumpkins is like that.

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### Author: ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723/45 "2009-02-14T21:03:28Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> _Ironic_, by Alanis Morissette.
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> Isn’t it ironic?
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> No, it isn’t.

My theory is that that was the whole point of the song, not a single thing is ironic, which is ironic for a song titled ‘Ironic.’

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### Author: ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723/46 "2009-02-14T21:39:43Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> “Do they know it’s Christmas”… for many reasons.

I’m no fan of that song, but I’d like to know what your reasons are just to compare notes. 🙂

You’ve got to be long in the tooth to remember this song, but back in the 80’s there was a song called “Double dutch bus” (don’t know the artist). I HATED it. everyone else I knew loved it, convincing me that they were all easily entertained idiots.

There was also that song about passing a joint to the left hand side or something. Hated it too.

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### Author: ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2009, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723/47 "2009-02-15T00:14:14Z")

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I’ll admit, I liked that Shaggy song. Not the lyrics, just the tune.

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### Author: ![mutantmoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@mutantmoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mutantmoose)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2009, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723/48 "2009-02-15T00:50:28Z")

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[Nice legs shame about her face](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfEsmXbjcyg)

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### Author: ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723/49 "2009-02-15T01:03:35Z")

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> [@Jolly\_Roger](#):
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> I’m no fan of that song, but I’d like to know what your reasons are just to compare notes. 🙂
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> You’ve got to be long in the tooth to remember this song, but back in the 80’s there was a song called “Double dutch bus” (don’t know the artist). I HATED it. everyone else I knew loved it, convincing me that they were all easily entertained idiots.
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> There was also that song about passing a joint to the left hand side or something. Hated it too.

Frankie Smith and Pass the Dutchie.

The “Dutchie” isn’t necesarily a joint. It’s been retrofitted by the pot-smoking community to mean that, though.

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### Author: ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obnoxious-songs/485723/50 "2009-02-15T04:50:38Z")

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> [@mutantmoose](#):
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> [Nice legs shame about her face](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfEsmXbjcyg)

Oh my god, that is hilarious. It looks/sounds like an American parody of a British band.

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