# most obscure person you hate

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 7, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858 "2002-08-07T22:24:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/1 "2002-08-07T22:24:44Z")

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If I had my way, I’d kill Brad Ference. Then again, women usually don’t take kindly to people killing their boyfriends!

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**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/2 "2002-08-08T00:02:17Z")

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The trouble with this thread is no-one’s going to have heard of the people you nominate, rendering it rather pointless.

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**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/3 "2002-08-08T01:01:19Z")

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I hate Dylan McDermott for absolutely no reason.

I could probably think of another obscurely hated celebrity if I tried…No obscure normal people, though.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/4 "2002-08-08T01:57:12Z")

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Julia Kristeva, no question about it.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/5 "2002-08-08T02:25:55Z")

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Well, I _do_ think Sandra Bullock is a pug-nosed bitch, but not in a _bad_ way!

😉

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/6 "2002-08-08T03:13:52Z")

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I wouldn’t piss on Shintaro Ishihara if he were on fire.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/7 "2002-08-08T03:32:17Z")

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You _do_ realize that this is rather childish and especially inane, right?

“OOH, I HATE THAT SUMBITCH!”  
“Who?”  
“Oh, someone you’ve never heard of. BUT I DO HATE THEM!”

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/8 "2002-08-08T03:35:21Z")

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[Oh, and Shintaro Ishihara is a racist son of a bitch.](http://www.imadr.org/new/ishihara1.html)

Sangokujin, indeed!

I love Google. New morons for a new day! 🙂

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**Author:** ![bristlesage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@bristlesage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bristlesage)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/9 "2002-08-08T04:56:09Z")

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Mark Hanna, a semi-obscure 19th century American politician. I hate that guy. I’ve expanded on it before, but I believe that rant is now part of Our Winter of Missed Content. I’d like to say it was a thing of beauty, but mostly it wasn’t.

But man, Hanna was a jerk.

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/10 "2002-08-08T05:14:05Z")

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I wouldn’t say that I _hated_ him, but I find [Brian Dennehy](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Dennehy,+Brian) irritating as hell.

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**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/11 "2002-08-08T05:42:51Z")

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This is gonna sound funny, but the only guy I can think of hating right now, I have never even met. I don’t even know much about him.

All I know, is he used to go out with this great girl I know, and from what I understand, he is a complete and total asshole. I don’t mean your run of the mill asshole, I mean a REAL asshole. I don’t even know the guy, but I harbor this strange hatred of him.

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**Author:** ![buckgully](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@buckgully](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckgully)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/12 "2002-08-08T06:28:06Z")

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Actually, I just found out (moments ago) that I’m currently some other guy’s random obscure object of hatred.

I went out with a girl twice, and then broke things off, because she isn’t quite wired to code, so to speak. Then she starts dating a coworker of a good friend of mine. At lunch today this person (not knowing that my friend knows me) starts telling him about how much of an dickhead I am, because of a whole bunch of random stuff that never happened.

Anyway, I have an active dislike for Keith Ledger, even though I can’t explain it at all. It’s such an obscure hate that not even I know where it comes from.

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**Author:** ![Osakadave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f07891/32.png) [@Osakadave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osakadave)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/13 "2002-08-08T08:03:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sublight \*  
> \*\*I wouldn’t piss on Shintaro Ishihara if he were on fire. \*\*

I’ll bring the gasoline!

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/14 "2002-08-08T18:25:11Z")

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I can’t stand Dylan McDermott either. Mel Gibson is a tool too.

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/15 "2002-08-08T18:27:52Z")

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The most obscure person? That would be the woman driving the Ford Expedition in front of me on the way to work today. Those things are \* huge \* and you can’t see around them. As she turned off to the left into a strip mall, I looked at the vehicle (\* up \* at the vehicle) and thought, “Geez, that’s a stupidly big vehicle. I dislike anyone who owns one. Specifically _you_.”

Mind you, this isn’t one of those hates that rages with the light of a 1000 suns. More of a 650 nm laser diode.

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/16 "2002-08-08T21:40:09Z")

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If I ever meet former Deputy Secretary of State Elliot Abrams, I’m gonna kick him in the goddamned nuts.

Also, our current “President”, George W. Bush. I think he’s stupid rather than evil, but there’s no excuse for seeking and accepting an office that important if you’re not up for it. Is it still legal to say you hate the President? Oh, yeah, I hate John Ashcroft, too. It’s not just a matter of disagreeing on political issues; he’s trying to subvert the constitutional republic I love. I hope he dies soon.

Oh, and the guys who burglarized and burned down my home back in 1986.

Otherwise, I don’t hate a lot of people.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/17 "2002-08-08T21:42:37Z")

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Derleth, that’s the point!

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/18 "2002-08-08T21:47:48Z")

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**Sorry, sorry!** Evidently as soon as I started typing, I completely forgot the OP; obviously the President and the Attorney General are not “obscure”.

Let me just include the assholes who torched my place. They only stole a tv and a stereo; the idiots left to burn hundreds of books, some of which are now rare and worth money. This was a ridiculous thing to do, and I’d like to explain that to them using a 4-foot stick of hickory.

[Adam Sandler character]“You’ve got to let go of the hate, to make room for the love!”[/Adam Sandler character]

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/19 "2002-08-08T21:49:22Z")

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I won’t even dignify this ass-zit by putting its name on the board. Lets just say I hate it. (fat, lazy jack-ass I used to work with. Let me rephrase that- fat, stupid, lazy jack-ass who took up valuable space in the building I used to work in.)

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-obscure-person-you-hate/122858/20 "2002-08-09T03:44:40Z")

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I hate myself…

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