# Most offensive jokes you ever heard.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-jokes-you-ever-heard/47923>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-jokes-you-ever-heard/47923 "2000-12-31T19:15:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![listedmia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@listedmia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/listedmia)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-jokes-you-ever-heard/47923/61 "2013-01-03T04:42:56Z")

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Zombie!  
Anyway, what’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-jokes-you-ever-heard/47923/62 "2013-01-05T14:53:02Z")

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I got three.

Here’s the one I heard:

**Seize the Day: Walk to End Epilepsy**

And two I made up:

**The Epilepsy Foundation: A Place To Fit In**

The place I just moved into has German appliances. The oven seats six.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-jokes-you-ever-heard/47923/63 "2013-01-05T16:47:31Z")

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> [@The\_Great\_Philosopher](#):
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> I’ve got a joke for you all. Not racist, not sexist, not ageist. It’s a bit mean, but nothing all celebrities (especially this one :D) get all the time.
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> (Just to fill those of you in the states/anywhere else in; David Beckam is a good, though overrated IMO, footballer who is considered not very bright and is married to Victoria Beckam, Scary Spice of the Spice Girls.)

Nitpick: Posh Spice.

Scary Spice was Mel B.

I can’t believe I’m contributing to a twelve-year old zombie thread.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-jokes-you-ever-heard/47923/64 "2013-01-05T17:13:22Z")

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What’s black and brown and looks good on a nigger?

A pack of Dobermans!

(I didn’t say it was _funny_, just _offensive_)

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