# Most offensive thing one movie character has ever said to another

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 4, 2007, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697 "2007-06-04T15:15:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/41 "2007-06-05T08:36:44Z")

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]  
“In order to understand Death you must fuck Life in the belly”

From “Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein” (which Andy Warhol had virtually nothing to do with). Among other things, it bothered me because the quote seemed backwards – the Doctor wants to understand Life, after all, and he’s violating a corpse.  
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..you must fuck life in the gallbaldder acuaully..

and that’s what Andy Warhol died of. Ironey centranly.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/42 "2007-06-05T08:57:10Z")

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[QUOTE=betenoir]  
..you must fuck life in the gallbaldder acuaully..

and that’s what Andy Warhol died of. Ironey centranly.  
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He died of being fucked in the gallbladder?

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**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/43 "2007-06-05T09:16:49Z")

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> **[The Granny (Video 1995) - Quotes - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113210/quotes/)**
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> The Granny: Directed by Luca Bercovici. With Stella Stevens, Shannon Whirry, Luca Bercovici, Brant von Hoffman. Granny's family wants her dead so they can collect her insurance. While she is on her death bed, she drinks an eternal life potion and...

“You were a load I should have swallowed”

From Lake Placid

“Of course not! That information is cleverly concealed in books!”

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/44 "2007-06-05T11:33:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Princhester]  
He died of being fucked in the gallbladder? Not that I know of.

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Well he died of gallbalddder desease. But he khew life first!!!

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/45 "2007-06-05T12:52:04Z")

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[QUOTE=River Hippie]  
“I will gouge out your eyes and skull-fuck you!”  
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Where is that from? It sounds very similar to “Back off! Or I’ll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!” from Trading Places.

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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/46 "2007-06-05T13:07:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Labdad]  
Leo (Robert Prosky) to Frank (James Caan) in [_Thief_:](http://imdb.com/title/tt0083190/quotes)  
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I had forgotten that one- that’s my favorite as well. Tuesday Weld…yummy.

Ans **mswas** ,\*\* GildedLily \*\* has the line quoted correctly.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/47 "2007-06-05T13:20:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Cuckoorex]  
Where is that from? It sounds very similar to “Back off! Or I’ll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!” from Trading Places.  
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Jack Nicholson to Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/48 "2007-06-05T13:34:58Z")

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[QUOTE=WOOKINPANUB]  
Jack Nicholson to Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men.  
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R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/49 "2007-06-05T13:43:30Z")

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Found the [clip.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUc62jD-G0o&mode=related&search=) Hartman says it at around 3:35. All four minutes plus of this clip would qualify for this thread.

Not nearly as offensive, but one of my favorites, “You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.”

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/50 "2007-06-05T14:08:04Z")

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[QUOTE=ianzin]  
I don’t have direct quotes to hand, I’m afraid, but I would have thought several of Ben Kingsley’s outbursts and diatribes in _Sexy Beast_ would deserve a mention in this thread. ‘Offensive’ doesn’t even _start_ to describe the way he addresses the other characters.  
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Good call.

‘Don Logan’, IMO the scariest sociopath ever committed to the big screen. The magisterial, unhinged menace of Ben Kingsley’s character is a sight to behold. One of the finest performances ever. And what a script.

The best rant of all:

> [@](#):
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> Gal: What happened Don?
> 
> Don Logan: What happened?  
> What fuckin’ happened?  
> I’ll tell you what fuckin’ happened. You tell me, Gal. You tell _me_ what fuckin’ happened. Give me a fucking knock-back you fat fucking cunt.
> 
> Aitch: Problem with the plane Don?
> 
> Don Logan: What’s that? What did you fuckin’ say, cunt, what?  
> Problem? Fucking problem?  
> No, mate, no.  
> No fucking problem with the plane, cunt, fucking plane was fine, fucking plane was all right, fucking plane was perfect, it’s you. You’re the problem. You’re the fucking problem.  
> You fucking Dr White honkin’ jam-rag ‘ucking spunkbubble, I’m telling you Aitch, you keep lookin’ at me, I’ll PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING GROUND I PROMISE YOU!

Now, thanks to the miracle of YouTube, [here it is](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSBH80jm-rc) in all its horrid glory. NSFW language! Also, that scene contains a bit of a spoiler, so if you want to see the movie in the future, stop watching the clip at 2:35.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/51 "2007-06-05T14:13:56Z")

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Having never seen the movie, I have to ask if the lack of quotes here from “In the Company of Men” indicative of the film not being as offensive as I’ve been told or is it merely not offensive in quite this way?

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/52 "2007-06-05T14:39:03Z")

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Just found another great Don Logan rant - talking to Gal about Gal’s wife Deedee, a former porn actress:

> [@Don Logan](#):
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> You know Vicky Raisins, the pornographer? He’s an old man, but he still operates off the Old Kent Road. Says Deedee’s still got a fan club. They meet up every month.
> 
> The Wednesday Wank, they call it.
> 
> They’re in big demand nowadays, those films. She’s very popular. Very popular. You seen 'em? I’ve seen 'em.
> 
> What a stain on your life. All the Persil in the world couldn’t shift it.
> 
> She’s disgusting.

Glossary for the bits that might be unfamiliar if you’re not a Brit:

Dr White - a brand of “sanitary belt”  
'onking - “honking” - blowing one’s nose on, possibly, or snorting  
jam-rag - used tampon  
'ucking - could either be “fucking”, “sucking”, or “hucking” in a London accent - I think he means “snorting” or “sniffing” personally  
spunkbubble - bubble of semen  
Persil - a washing powder

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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-offensive-thing-one-movie-character-has-ever-said-to-another/406697/53 "2007-06-05T19:35:38Z")

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\>\>You fucking Dr White honkin’ jam-rag 'ucking spunkbubble\<\<

This is my favorite line from the film, but can someone 'splain it to me? I assume jamrag = tampon, but what about the Dr. White part? Honkin? Spunkbubble? 😕

Thanks \*\*jjimm, \*\* you anticipated my needs!

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