# Most One-Sided Fights

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-one-sided-fights/481936>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 19, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-one-sided-fights/481936 "2009-01-19T03:13:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-one-sided-fights/481936/21 "2009-01-19T16:37:26Z")

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Dubya vs. a thrown shoe

King Kong vs. a plane on a treadmill

Pennywise (from _IT_) vs. Ronald McDonald

John Wayne Gacy vs. Pennywise

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-one-sided-fights/481936/22 "2009-01-19T16:41:45Z")

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> [@Apocalypso](#):
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> Teenagers vs Jason, Freddy Krueger, or Michael Myers.

The _Family Circus_ kids vs. Jason, Freddy Krueger, **and** Michael Myers!

“Mommy says you guys are cereal killers! Why?! We **like** cereal!”

[screams and red mist fill the air]

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