# most outrageous place to do.......it

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**Created:** [May 7, 1999, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865 "1999-05-07T19:25:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 7, 1999, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/1 "1999-05-07T19:25:00Z")

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Ok, I was watching reruns of “Friends” in which the gang is sitting around a table and talking about the most outrageous place that they have ever had sex. I got to thinking, I don’t have any strange/public/outdoor locations. Do any of you?

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**Post date:** [May 7, 1999, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/2 "1999-05-07T20:07:00Z")

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The most outrageous place I ever did it was with my high school sweetheart under a blanket during a rainstorm at Blossom Music Center in Cuyahoga Falls, OH. (It was a Duran Duran concert, so I wasn’t missing much.)

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\*\* Phil D. \*\*  
“Not only is the world queerer than we imagine,  
it is queerer than we can imagine.”  
–J.B.S. Haldane

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**Post date:** [May 7, 1999, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/3 "1999-05-07T20:12:00Z")

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How about we give this three days, and then vote on the weirdest one…

The strangest place I’ve ever done it indoors is on the floor of a retail computer store in a mall (after hours). Outdoors, on a rock in the Northwest Territories - gorgeous view.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 1999, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/4 "1999-05-07T20:29:00Z")

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View of what, Eris? A good explanation may help you in the voting!

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The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik

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**Post date:** [May 7, 1999, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/5 "1999-05-07T21:28:00Z")

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View of a lake, forest, hills, etc. Nature-type things. What were you thinking???

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**Post date:** [May 7, 1999, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/6 "1999-05-07T21:52:00Z")

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Is there any way that the board moderators can block my mom from reading this thread so I can answer?

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**Post date:** [May 8, 1999, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/7 "1999-05-08T00:36:00Z")

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In mud…

Well, clay actually. My ex has a thing for mud (also known as a fetish) in its purest form and you can find said clay type mud in sand & gravel mines. He got hooked on it as a young man. Even had a mud bath in the house which he stocked with pottery clay at regular intervals.

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Those who can’t hear the music, think the dancer is mad.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 1999, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/8 "1999-05-08T01:42:00Z")

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Upside-down, hanging from a rock. Swear to God.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 1999, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/9 "1999-05-08T01:46:00Z")

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Two words: Church rectory.

\<g\>

-Melin

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I’m a woman phenomenally  
Phenomenal woman  
That’s me  
(Maya Angelou)

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**Post date:** [May 8, 1999, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/10 "1999-05-08T14:48:00Z")

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Church.  
On the side of the freeway (no…we weren’t in a car)  
Elevator  
Median strip of a US highway.  
Beach (right in the flight path of USCG helicopters…in broad daylight)  
On top of a semi trailer

there are more…

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OK, so God created me; so he has control over me; so he has no right to bitch about anything I do.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 1999, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/11 "1999-05-09T15:43:00Z")

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Does going thru the birth canal during birth count? After all does not a man’s genitals are in those of the mother. I guess this really counts high on the weird scale, eh?

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**Post date:** [May 9, 1999, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/12 "1999-05-09T15:44:00Z")

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Oh my sentence got all mixed up, but alas, Im sure the idea, & thus the message, did not.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 1999, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/13 "1999-05-09T19:44:00Z")

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On a large bouncy rectangular surface which was imbedded with springs–I can’t remember what it was called. Anyway there were a couple of light, soft objects at one end (about the size of two very large melons) and–get this–we were partially covered at times by these layered cotton tarps that covered the rectangular surface. I’m not kidding.

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Tim  
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”

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**Post date:** [May 10, 1999, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/14 "1999-05-10T01:19:00Z")

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Sunday matinee at the dollar movie, back row corner, almost deserted theater. What can I say, it was “Ernest Goes To Jail” and the mood just hit.

High on an ice cliff on the Matanuska Glacier in Alaska. Kinda slippery and a little cold, but very exciting.

This is very bad, but a couple of years ago me and a co-worker on top of the mainframe in the computer room during work hours. Because of his job position, he had access to the computer room.

Driving in a Datsun truck on the way back to my house. He drove over my garbage can (it was garbage night), over the curb and almost hit my tree.

Recently, more than a few times, in the karate dojo with my sifu.

I could continue, but I have a reputation to protect.

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**Post date:** [May 10, 1999, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/15 "1999-05-10T04:25:00Z")

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Swimming pool. (lame, but it was day light and not even our pool.)  
Balcony of the Walt Disney World Swan Hotel.  
Christened every house my husband has built.  
Christened every room in our house, the cars too. All the cars run great…if anyone needs a special …blessing… for their vehicle…

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They lived happily everafter. What is more important is, that they lived.

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**Post date:** [May 10, 1999, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/16 "1999-05-10T14:49:00Z")

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> I could continue, but I have a reputation to protect.

I am not saying a word.

Weirdest place for me would probably have to boil down to the hallway of a hotel. Hey, we were drunk and couldn’t find the key to the room.

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> Is there any way that the board moderators can block my mom from reading this thread so I can answer?

## However, without hearing any others, this one gets my vote, even if it doesn’t actually get posted…

**~jon**

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**Post date:** [May 10, 1999, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/17 "1999-05-10T21:18:00Z")

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[qoute]I am not saying a word.[/qoute]

Hey Jon, I won’t tell if you won’t. ::😉::

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\>^,^\<  
KITTEN

He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius

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**Post date:** [May 10, 1999, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/18 "1999-05-10T21:23:00Z")

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Shit. That quote thing doesn’t work if you don’t spell it right, does it.

## These sex threads get me all excited and I forget how to spell.

\>^,^\<  
KITTEN

He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius

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**Post date:** [May 10, 1999, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/19 "1999-05-10T21:33:00Z")

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Hmmm, so many choices… I’ll narrow it down to my three (in honor of Opal) favorites:

1. Gas station restroom. The lock was extremely rickety, so I balanced on the washbasin and braced one foot against the door.

2. On the side of the road. We parked the motorcycle between us and the freeway and it was falling dusk so I don’t think the people in the 10 or so cars that passed us noticed anything.

3. In a very small car with a very tall guy. Trust me, it wasn’t at all subtle. This was back when I was in the navy – the car was parked right smack in front of the Enlisted Club at NAS Sigonella, Sicily. And the dude was an officer – an EXTREMELY cute pilot that my friends and I had spotted and homed in on. I got him and nailed him in public so as to rub my friends noses in it. Nice, huh? Still, I remember the experience fondly… And am VERY thankful the Shore Patrol didn’t show up.

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Jess

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Full of 'satiable curtiosity

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**Post date:** [May 11, 1999, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865/20 "1999-05-11T08:41:00Z")

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This is slightly off topic, but tonight I went to a bar with my former best friend (we made up, btw, and I didn’t even have to do anything). Ended up running into two guys we went to high school with. Those two guys were with another ex-boyfriend of mine. All in all, there were 8 people other than me in the room. I’d had sex with three of them.

I can’t wait until I tell my roommates about this one…

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