# most outrageous place to do.......it **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 7, 1999, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865 "1999-05-07T19:25:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
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> [@](#): > > This is slightly off topic, but tonight I went to a bar with my former best friend (we made up, btw, and I didn’t even have to do anything). Ended up running into two guys we went to high school with. Those two guys were with another ex-boyfriend of mine. All in all, there were 8 people other than me in the room. I’d had sex with three of them. At the same time? Did the other 5 just watch? 😜 ## Dang, girl! \>^,^\< KITTEN He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius ---
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How about a deserted beach under a full moon? Not weird as such, but very nice. A BJ in a bunk bed of a homeless shelter (it was my birthday). On a Green Tortoise bus somewhere in Baja, the pitch and sway of the bus helped and there were only 10 people or so on board. This one also consisted of oral and digital only, not exactly presidential sex, but we both got our nut. ---
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On the Solders and Sailors Monument (the Circle), downtown Indianapolis. 2 am. I guess is was that big phallic pseudo-Washington Monument thing that got her going… * * * ‘Shut your pie hole’-Jbird ---
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## In a hot tub, in the wide-open courtyard of an apartment complex in Hollywood (Whoohoo!!! Ride 'em cowboy!). Not so exotic, but certainly one of the most enjoyable encounters I’ve had (that boy could _dance_!) **StoryTyler** Derwood and Kirby’s mom ---
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You all have me beat by miles. I thought doing “it” on the concrete floor in a garage when it was about -5 degrees was pretty bad. I do know somebody though that professes to have engaged in the dirty deed in the middle of a cemetary (parked in a car at the time) I also know another person who claims to have done “it” in the women’s bathroom at The Palace during a Metallica concert (with about 50,000 other people in the building at the time) ---
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If we’re going to expand this to include stories we’ve heard, I had a friend overseas who claimed to have done it in the intake manifold of an F-4 fighter jet. His girlfried wanted to see if it could be done. ---
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> [@](#): > > In a hot tub, in the wide-open courtyard of an apartment complex in Hollywood (Whoohoo!!! Ride 'em cowboy!). Not so exotic, but certainly one of the most enjoyable encounters I’ve had (that boy could dance!) > > * * * > > StoryTyler I’ll have to second that emotion. Last Saturday night after he mowed my lawn - me and my new sweety in my patio hot tub under the stars with a bottle of wine. Something about the rolling warm water and the weightlessness. . . . * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius ---
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K-Mart paint dept. Sunday morning. Standing up, leaning against a running paint shaker. Woo-HOO! (Libby - I know that feeling - from among the attendees at my wedding, I had had sex at various times with my bride, (duh) the maid of honor and her hubby, (the best man) (in tandem, gaw!) the matron of honor and two of the guests. Cripes, a man of oustanding moral qualities). ---
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In the middle of the street in front of our house. It was about 1 in the morning. I was naked and she had on a black merry widow outfit. In the public hot tub at a resort in PA about 8 in the evening. On a lonely road standing up through the sunroof of the car. In the front yard or on the porch lots of times. Driving down the interstate (oral) Gosh this is getting me “bothered” * * * The South is a place. North, East and West are only directions. ---
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Cemetary. Yup, and NOT in a car. Hmmm… where else? Lots of outdoor locales. Presidential sex in the steam room at the gym. Sometimes in the hot tub, but I gotta admit, it grosses me out. I can’t believe we were the only ones doing such things there, and it’s kinda gross to think of what’s in the water. How 'bout in the bathroom in an Amtrak train? That was sorta fun. ---
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> [@](#): > > Something about the rolling warm water and the weightlessness. . . . ## That’s it exactly! The gent in question was quite adept at “reading the swells” if you will, and each wave brought new (heretofore unknown) sensations. Forget roller coasters - sex in a hot tub is the ultimate ride! WOOF! **StoryTyler** Derwood and Kirby’s mom ---
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In the conference room of an office building, during lunch. Not so strange but it gets better. Sitting in a chair with her on top I became a bit too horizontal, and, whammo, fell over backwards. I cut my head (40 stitches), she broke her nose on upon hitting the floor (where were her hands, anyway?). Needless to say, I (we) are no longer employeed at said office building. Ahh, memories. ---
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The most outrageous place I ever did it was next to the podium in an lecture hall auditorium at Rutgers University. ---
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At a bar I was bartending at. I was back in the kitchen and my boss brought a hot blonde back and told me to drop my pants because she wanted to see my legs…I did, she told him to leave. We did it all on the kitchen counter where the food is prepared while people walked back and fourth to use the employee bathroom…we then moved to the bathroom and ended up breaking the sink off the wall…what a night…I miss that job. * * * Visit Spedrick’s Playground @ [http://members.xoom.com/Spedrick/](http://members.xoom.com/Spedrick/) ---
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{{{ That’s it exactly! The gent in question was quite adept at “reading the swells” if you will, and each wave brought new (heretofore unknown) sensations. Forget roller coasters - sex in a hot tub is the ultimate ride! WOOF! }}} StoryTyler Hmmm…we reserved the Honeymoon Suite at a nice hotel this weekend and it has a jacuzzi in the room. I’ve never done it in a jacuzzi before. This ought to be a pretty interesting weekend 🙂 Shadowfox ---
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Well, how about in the front hallway of my grandfater’s house? I was living with him and my girlfriend came over and she couldn’t come back to my room because I only had one of those sliding accordion-style vinyl doors between my bedroom and the kitchen, so we did “it” standing up in the hall, being VERY quiet so as not to disturb my greandfather of my uncle who was visiting at the time! Or in a public pool, during the day just standing in the "deep-end "! Or back to the “hallway” girlfriend, she was a friend of my sisters, and one night during a “sleep-over” I went to my sister’s room where my girlfriend was spending the night in a sleeping bag on the floor so we had sex at the floor near my sleeping sister’s bed! I have become very boring in my “old age”, and limit myself to “normal” places…bed, floor, kitchen table, conference table at work(after hours)…! * * * “The universe doesn’t give first warnings or second chances” ---
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Well, as many of you know, I’ve never done “it” before (cripes, I’m only 16, give me a break!), but I knew a guy that did it in a coffin at some girl’s house. Why the coffin was there I may never know. I think a cemetery would be a fun place. * * * Welfy I wonder what the king is doing tonight? ---
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A coffin sounds a bit cramped. But I guess some people like that sort of thing. * * * Neil “. . .they could as easily have been carrying euphoniums and wearing war paint for all the notice their quarry would have taken of them.” -Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything ---
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It? What’s “it?” ---
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In the middle of the lake… on a hot summers day… with friends/family swimming a few feet away. In the middle of a field… during a spring shower. * * * In the end… the love you take is equal to the love you made… JLennon [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-outrageous-place-to-do-it/13865.md?page=3)