Most Painful Condition?

Yes, before I found the treatment center where I am currently a patient, my migraines ruled my life. At their worst, I would be utterly non-functional, even going to the ER, where NOTHING gave me relief; not even direct injections of morphine. Sure, they make me fucked up and intoxicated but all that did was increase my nausea and make me vomit. I actually thought about killing myself, only to stop the unending misery.

Clubbed in the forehead with a wine bottle: not too painful, all things considered.
Gout: really painful.
Testicular torsion: way worse.

Is this really how this is supposed to work? Is there nothing they can do to relieve the pain of that??!

Why do I read these threads – I’ve gotten off easy so far and can only imagine what could happen. At least I can’t get testicular torsion. (Don’t remind me about ovarian torsion.)