# Most Recurring Topic/Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [April 26, 2004, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052 "2004-04-26T06:21:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/1 "2004-04-26T06:21:38Z")

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I have checked this site out long before I started posting threads and there are certain threads that come up that seem very familiar, they are just worded differently. Out of every category on the message board from General Questions all the way down to the BBQ Pit what threads have came up the most in the past 6-12 months?

Thanx in advance for your posts…I read them all.

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**Author:** ![Fenneth\_Jr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Fenneth\_Jr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenneth_Jr)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/2 "2004-04-26T06:24:29Z")

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I’d say in terms of total number of posts then 0.99~ = 1 is probably the most common; there are a bunch of 100+ post threads on the topic.

Penis size threads too.

BTW, i have been lurking for years, don’t let about 10 posts fool you 🙂

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**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/3 "2004-04-26T06:29:38Z")

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HELP THERE ARE ADVERTISEMENTS IN MY GOOGLE RESULTS

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Deschain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@Roland\_Deschain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Deschain)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/4 "2004-04-26T07:19:07Z")

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I have spoken to many women who say that it does. In addition, if you read sites like [www.swingersboard.com](http://www.swingersboard.com) you will see it reported that well endowed men are often “popular” at these clubs (hey when your wife doesn’t put out you tend to read these sort of things!)

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**Author:** ![RandomLetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@RandomLetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandomLetters)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/5 "2004-04-26T10:35:12Z")

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Well, a thread about duck’s quacks tends to echo around here every so often.

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**Author:** ![Achilles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dc4da7/32.png) [@Achilles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/6 "2004-04-26T13:20:03Z")

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“Rape in Jail” always rears (snicker) it’s ugly head.

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**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/7 "2004-04-26T23:57:59Z")

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Some that come to mind:

“Ask the [whatever]”  
Sequential Thread Titles  
“Fuck you, [doper]”  
“[TV show] [date]” (ex. “Survivor 4/22”)  
Creation vs. Evolution,  
“I bet that if I’m obnoxious enough, you’ll ban me. But I’ll get attention! Just watch me!”  
Spelling/Grammar complaints/questions

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/8 "2004-04-27T00:01:55Z")

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‘Weird computer problem’ (OK maybe that one is a bit broad, because it isn’t _always_ the same problem, only _usually_)

‘Is this true?’ (list of email glurge ‘facts’)

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/9 "2004-04-27T00:31:29Z")

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“Other than hungry and angry, what words end with -gry.”

(Newbies posing this question, againandagainandagain, has been known to cause many a Doper’s head to explode in a rage…)

And although it has died down somewhat, for awhile there, you saw a lot of posts with the letters **LOTR** in them. As a fan, I wasn’t complaining, but I have to admit, sometimes it got to the point of ridiculous.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/10 "2004-04-27T10:18:15Z")

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> [@Achilles](#):
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> “Rape in Jail” always rears (snicker) it’s ugly head.

Not to mention threads about misuse of apostrophes.

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/11 "2004-04-27T14:09:31Z")

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“What’s the best cover song?” I’d swear, every other month in Cafe Society. And there very rarely any new answers.

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**Author:** ![Ottoerotic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ottoerotic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ottoerotic)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/12 "2004-04-27T16:24:01Z")

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Although I haven’t seen one for a while, there was a time on this board where you couldn’t go a week without seeing a thread titled:

**Do electrical muscle stimulators get you buff?**

They must be giving the product less infomercial time.

And the answer is no, by the way.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/13 "2004-04-27T16:33:15Z")

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And with the election coming up, we can expect a continuation of “Why Bush is bad” threads battling it out with the more recent surge of “Why Kerry is bad” threads.

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/14 "2004-04-27T16:34:48Z")

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In comments on Cecil’s column forum, easily the most common topic is about “The Whole Nine Yards”. Haven’t seen one in a while though. The newbies are falling down on the job…

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/15 "2004-04-27T16:39:27Z")

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For MPSIMS, the answer has got to be “Sequential Thread Titles” threads, which have been popping up about once per week since before Jesus walked the earth 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/16 "2004-04-27T18:50:37Z")

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Another one we get with regularity is “where’d your username come from?”

Plus the generic OP that can be paraphrased, “I know all these scientists are a lot smarter than me and stuff, but wouldn’t time travel work if \<insert random speculation\>…?”

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**Author:** ![Level3Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Level3Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Level3Navigator)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/17 "2004-04-27T19:15:23Z")

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Is glass a liquid or a solid?

Again, it has been a while since I’ve seen that one. Perhaps we should start asking if a nine-yard length of glass is a liquid or a solid?

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**Author:** ![Engywook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bc8723/32.png) [@Engywook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engywook)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/18 "2004-04-27T19:27:19Z")

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“What’s this green puss oozing out of \<random body orifice\>, and can you save me a trip to the doctor’s office?”

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/19 "2004-04-27T19:27:38Z")

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Hey, **Cervaise** , don’t discourage the time travel threads! And besides, there tends to be a fair bit of variation in the \<insert random speculation\> part, so I wouldn’t class those as all the same thread.

Another common GQ is the riddle about the three guys, the hotel room, and the “missing” dollar.

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-recurring-topic-thread/242052/20 "2004-04-27T22:07:10Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Hey, **Cervaise** , don’t discourage the time travel threads!

Really? Wanna unban [**BZ00000**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=143006)?

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