# Most specialized store you know of

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 1, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171 "2005-08-01T17:26:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/61 "2005-08-02T17:55:01Z")

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In Hollywood there is [Dudley Do-Right’s Emporium](http://www.seeing-stars.com/Shop2/DudleyDoRight.shtml) which sells nothing but souveniers relating to the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/62 "2005-08-02T18:04:35Z")

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I always thought that mattress stores were a weird boutique sort of thing. All they sell is mattresses - and how often do people buy mattresses? Worse yet, near one of our malls there’s at least THREE of them within close proximity!

There’s an **M&M** store in Vegas. You’d think it was a nice little candy shop that sold M&M’s in all varieties and had a fun wall of “mix your own M&M’s” with 50 colors.

Nope…it’s got all that sure, but it’s THREE FLOORS of M&M crap. Clothing, plush toys, trinkets, different types of M&M packages…VERY odd.

I’m sure there’s alot more little weird boutiques in Vegas but I can’t think of any more off the top of my head. They all mix together 🙂

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/63 "2005-08-02T18:27:49Z")

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In New York you can find:  
• a chain of magazine-only newsdealers  
• at least one roses-only florist  
• numerous butchers (usually Italian or German) who sell only pork products

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> [@Cliffy](#):
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> …He asked the clerk there what if he wanted a shade, and she said “I guess you’d have to find a place called JUST SHADES.” Jump cut to JUST SHADES, a tiny little cluttered store run by a little old lady who sold nothing but lampshades.
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> –Cliffy

Horribly, terribly pedantic and quibbling remark: that’s not a jump cut. A jump cut is an edit that goes from one shot (say president Bush speaking) to another shot of the same subject framed exactly or nearly the same way but at a different point in time. The result looks like Bush’s head suddenly _jumps_ from one position to another.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/65 "2005-08-02T18:45:27Z")

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My hometown is a smallish college town with a burgeoning music scene, but was for many years without a musical instrument store within its limits. Someone filled this niche by opening up a small shop called The String Shop that sold just instrument strings, plus picks, winders, slides, etc. There were a few used instruments on consignment and a back room for guitar lessons, but the store was essentially the front counter of a regular music store with a lot of empty space around it. We used to call it The Toast Shop becuase it was like a restaurant that sold only toast – handy, useful, perhaps, but limited. It don’t think it lasted a year.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/66 "2005-08-02T18:59:38Z")

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[Thrasher’s](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A64536-2004May28.html) in Ocean City, MD serves nothing but french fries.

Since their original location on the boardwalk is footsteps away from lots of other types of food stands, extreme specialization would make some sense.

I tried them once, and hated them – too goddamn greasy (and my favorite junk food is Long John Silver’s). Even worse, the grease seeps down, so that the further down you go in the cup, the greasier the fries are.

But since they’re been around since 1929, mine is clearly the minority opinion.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/67 "2005-08-02T19:13:45Z")

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> [@pinkfreud](#):
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> \*\*PEGASUS BOOKS - We specialize in fiction and nonfiction \*\*
> 
> Wow, that really narrows it down. :rolleyes:

I used to work for a small alarm company whose yellow pages ad, business cards, _and_ window stickers read:

> [@](#):
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> **PANTHER SECURITY**  
> _Specializing in Residential and Commercial Installations_

Brilliant.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/68 "2005-08-02T19:18:42Z")

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**Mole Hole** is a good one. A store dedicated to nothing but carvings, figurines, paintings, and various other items with… a mole theme. If you like moles, that’s the place to go.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/69 "2005-08-02T19:20:18Z")

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Can’t forget specialty auto mechanics, who might work only on obscure brands of cars (one garage in Buffalo services only Italian cars – at least the few remaining that haven’t rusted out from the road salt), or specific parts like alternators and speedometers.

Somewhere in NYC, you know there’s got to be a garage that’s home to “the best damn Volkvo fuel pump specialist around.”

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/70 "2005-08-02T19:25:21Z")

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> [@winterhawk11](#):
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> In my college town we had a (long defunct) store called “Socks Fifth Avenue,” that sold nothing but–you guessed it–socks.

I saw a spot on CNN a couple of weeks ago about a store that one-ups that. They only sell _single_ socks. You know, so when you lose one, you don’t have to throw the other one out, or keep it in your sock drawer for five years in the faint hope that its mate will turn up.

And I almost forgot: Vancouver has [The Umbrella Shop](http://www.theumbrellashop.com/), which has done well these past 70 years selling nothing but well-made, durable brollies of an extraordinary variety. (I guess that’s not so surprising, considering.)

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/71 "2005-08-02T19:26:03Z")

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A few more New Yorkish emporia, all in or around Grand Central Terminal:  
A tiny shop that does nothing but re-string tennis racquets. New racquet? Not here. Busted frame? Tough. Worn out handgrip? Fuggedaboutit.  
A watchmaker who only does repairs, no sales.  
(Here’s a strange one) A father/son watch shop that sells, repairs, does bands and batteries, the whole nine yards, but calls itself simply “Watch Band Stand.”

New York also has a sportswriter who only covers boxing (Bert Sugar), a critic who only writes about “spirits” (Paul Pacult), and awhile back, _Esquire_ must have employed Pacult’s cousin: a columnist who only discussed mixed drinks.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/72 "2005-08-02T19:28:29Z")

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> [@cher3](#):
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> Poor Jean Teasdale of _The Onion_ and her father recently got involved in an ill-fated year-round Christmas shop. There actually is, or was, such a place near Erie, PA. I can’t imagine wanting to shop for Christmas kitsch, well, anytime, never mind year-round.

[Welcome to Frankenmuth, Michigan](http://www.bronners.com/)

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/73 "2005-08-02T19:34:29Z")

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I remember some years ago strolling through the biggest shopping mall in town and seeing a store right in the center, that opened off into the food court. All they sold were - kites. Not super-fancy kites like you might see a newscast about, or anything revolutionary - just kites.

I can’t help but wonder what the rental was on the floor space in this optimal location in the largest shopping mall was, and how many paper and balsa-wood kites they had to sell just to keep the door open.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/74 "2005-08-02T20:11:45Z")

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Bill Maher brought up this topic once on _Politically Incorrect_. What’s up with these stores you see in a high-traffic shopping mall that are centered on one product or one theme (the example he gave was “Everything’s Purple!” – toys, T-shirts, pens, notebooks, baseball caps, jelly beans, hairbows – everything they sell is purple)? One of his guests responded that it depends on novelty and a high traffic location: once the novelty wears off in a month or two, the owner closes his doors and re-tools the place with a different tack – “Everything’s Orange!” or fantasy posters or baseball caps with funny sayings – and starts all over again. It’s not going out of business – it’s the same guy. He makes his money until it stops being profitable and starts all over again, and the novelty value keeps people looking for his location to see what’s new.

Huh.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/75 "2005-08-02T20:44:42Z")

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In Dallas (on 35 south towards Waco, I think) there is a big warehouse-lookin’ joint that proclaims itself: **[So-and-so’s] Sumo Suit Rental**.

If you want a Sumo suit…I know a place!  
-Mike

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/76 "2005-08-02T21:16:57Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> A store devoted to cheese. It’s good cheese; in fact, it’s _awesome_ cheese, but it’s still cheese.

I wonder how many Monty Python fans torture the clerks.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/77 "2005-08-02T21:33:45Z")

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How?

“Let’s see, um… how about a little red Leicester?”

“Yes, sir. $3.99 per 100g. How much would you like?”

🙂

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/78 "2005-08-02T21:39:50Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> How?
> 
> “Let’s see, um… how about a little red Leicester?”
> 
> “Yes, sir. $3.99 per 100g. How much would you like?”
> 
> 🙂

Oh, sorry, the cat’s eaten it.

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/79 "2005-08-03T03:52:12Z")

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My parents own and operate a store devoted to puzzles. They do all right, but most likely not nearly well enough that they’d be able to afford the rent were they in a mall. I’m aware of two other puzzle stores in this state, both of which are in malls. We’ll see if they manage to survive.

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-specialized-store-you-know-of/315171/80 "2005-08-03T06:28:20Z")

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Right in my suburb we have a store devoted solely to buttons, and another one nearby only has braid and embroidery.

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