I guess it is inevitable that these threads will devolve into arguments of critical taste and appreciation. But, ahem, to bring the focus back to the OP:
Lost in Translation: Prententious-check, unenjoyable-check. Excessively uninteresting juvenile filmmaking. I guess Sophia Coppola thinks she’s the bomb-diggity. Whatever.
Amelie:silly cartoon for adults who can’t grow up.
Zentropa: Lars von Trier recieved mention in this thread previously, and I can see why. Talk about style over substance. If ever there was a movie that shouted ‘Look at me! I’m cool and arty!’, this was it. I was 2/3rds through the movie and had no idea what was going on…which didn’t seem to be much.
Solaris: Maddeningly frustrating-the movie started off fantastically and promised some heavy shit, but it devolved into pure tedium for no discernible reason. Half the movie you just stare at some ugly guy, who oddly enough, is just staring at other ugly people.
2001: gives new meaing to the phrase ‘staring into space’.
Requiem for a Dream: oooh, it’s so ‘disturbing’. <cue cheesy Halloween music> Honestly, if you think this movie is disturbing or real, you haven’t experienced much. You live a sheltered, naive and most of all, gullible life. The movie is so silly and exaggerated I thought it was a comic satire at a few points. It’s like MTV made a 90 minute drug commercial.
Magnolia: Three hours of dogshit. The director thinks he’s blowing the lid off of society’s wild hypocisies and dirty habits. Ideas like this I expect from petulant tennagers who think they are very clever indeed by being able to point out adult flaws. But a grown man took this so seriously (insincerity would not create absurdity this calculated) as to spend millions of dollars creating his ‘vision’.
This is the reason I am highly reluctant to watch new movies at all. Any enjoyment I recieve from movies is almost always from older movies, when directors cared about their art and had exciting things to say, and exciting ways to say it.
It is my contention that almost every movie made after say, 1990, is going to be crap. When I spend my money on something, I demand the best for my money. And I have been getting burned way too many times at the theater to care at all about new movies. The number of insanely over-rated (have you ever seen an ad for an indie/art film that didn’t proclaim it a ‘masterpiece’?), unenjoyable and pretentious movies is vigorously on the rise.