# Most unhealthy, generally available snack **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 10, 2016, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016 "2016-06-10T13:01:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/41 "2016-06-16T00:22:04Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > You get weighed at the autopsy. “It was either the Octuple Bypass Burger or the Deep Fried Butter. I won’t know till I get him back to the lab.” ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/42 "2016-06-16T00:32:18Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > “It was either the Octuple Bypass Burger or the Deep Fried Butter. I won’t know till I get him back to the lab.” “And we’re still trying to figure out how to get the front-end loader through the morgue doors.” ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/43 "2016-06-16T01:04:03Z")
There’s always a few places that pride themselves on ‘The Fattest, Most-Unhealthiest (sic), Most Disgusting, Sugariest Burger/Pizza/Sandwich/Doughnut/Whatever!! And if you finish it in less than 11.3 seconds, you get another absolutely free!!!’. _ **Jackass** _ with food. ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/44 "2016-06-16T06:12:56Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > Pork Rinds. Definitely pork rinds. Super high in all the couch potato food groups, starch, sugar, fat, salt, and since they make you thirsty, alcohol. This is my “eat all you want and never get fat” snack. Though I don’t like it too much. So I probably won’t eat more than a small bag at a time. ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/45 "2016-06-16T06:15:50Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > Slim Jims: coffin nails made of pink slime, pure cholesterol, and salt. I love them so ☹ Another snack I consider healthy. ---
**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/46 "2016-06-16T15:45:00Z")
Broccoli. Extremely unhealthy to anyone who tries to serve it to me as a snack. Triage nurse at ER: “You have broccoli stuck up _where_?” ---
**Author:** ![GunnarFranz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/da6949/32.png) [@GunnarFranz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GunnarFranz)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/47 "2016-06-16T18:44:40Z")
I’m disappointed that sour gummy worms are so high up on the list but my guess would have to be something like cosmic brownies, due to their relative weight to all these foods and their stupid high amnt of saturated fat… ---
**Author:** ![appleaday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@appleaday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleaday)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/48 "2016-06-18T00:28:53Z")
So many yummy things that are so unhealthy, it’s hard to choose. Let’s see . . . There’s the doughnut burger, of course: hamburger patty, cheese, bacon, and glazed doughnuts instead of a bun. Saw that at a fair once, but didn’t try it – looked kind of gross, really. Fried ice cream – That’s a magnificent, unhealthy treat if there ever was one. It’s wonderful if made fresh and served warm; nowadays, though, it’s usually made ahead of time and served cold. Just not the same. Oh, and double-fried doughnuts – doughnut dunked in a sweet batter, deep-fried, and served with chocolate syrup. ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/49 "2016-06-19T05:32:08Z")
> [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](#): > > Broccoli. > > Extremely unhealthy to anyone who tries to serve it to me as a snack. Triage nurse at ER: “You have broccoli stuck up _where_?” You win the thread! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/50 "2016-06-20T21:58:50Z")
> [@appleaday](#): > > There’s the doughnut burger, of course: hamburger patty, cheese, bacon, and glazed doughnuts instead of a bun. And the double cheeseburger with two grilled cheese sandwiches for the bun. It was at Friendly’s; sadly ours closed down before I could try it as a birthday treat. [http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/](http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/) “47-Layer Dip”?! ---
**Author:** ![appleaday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@appleaday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleaday)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/51 "2016-06-21T03:41:55Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > And the double cheeseburger with two grilled cheese sandwiches for the bun. It was at Friendly’s; sadly ours closed down before I could try it as a birthday treat. > [http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/](http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/) “47-Layer Dip”?! I checked out that link-- I think I gained 10 pounds just by looking at that stuff. (OMG, twinkie casserole!) ---
**Author:** ![MacLir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@MacLir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacLir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/52 "2016-06-22T13:46:25Z")
:rolleyes: Must not be any Southerners here, because no one mentioned the semi-legendary Moon Pie. Two large flat cookies, with marshmallow filling between them, then covered in icing. And let’s not forget the artificial banana flavoring, if that is your flavor of choice. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![MacLir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@MacLir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacLir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/53 "2016-06-22T13:50:21Z")
♫ …In the daytime I’m Mr. Natural Just as healthy as I can be. But at night I’m a [Junk Food Junkie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQnIL-XPerQ) Good Lord have pity on me … ♫ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/54 "2016-06-22T14:45:54Z")
> [@MacLir](#): > > :rolleyes: Must not be any Southerners here, because no one mentioned the semi-legendary Moon Pie. Moon Pie together with a tall, cold Yahoo. :o About the only two things I enjoyed spending my summers in West Virginia. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/55 "2016-06-22T19:38:01Z")
Just stopped by to mention Pop-Tarts. ---
**Author:** ![JR\_Brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JR\_Brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JR_Brown)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016/56 "2016-06-22T22:09:02Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > [http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/](http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/) “47-Layer Dip”?! [checks out site] […] **Breakfast Cookies** Potato patties filled with ham, bacon, and cheese. **Thanksgivukkah Holiday Balls** Crisp latke-style potato and onion batter crusted ball encased in turkey and sage sausage stuffing shell with a liquid cranberry sauce center. \*\* KFC’s Deep Fried Soup\*\* A creamy soup corn potage deep fried to a crisp. **Bacon Mac ‘N’ Cheese Pie with Bacon Lattice** Mac ‘n’ cheese in a crispy woven lattice pie crust. **Baked Brownie Ice Cream Bowls** [checks hours until dinner] Now I really want to try those latke turkey cranberry things… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unhealthy-generally-available-snack/757016.md?page=2)