# Most unusual Halloween costume that you have ever worn

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** fashion-clothing\
**Created:** [October 26, 2024, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275 "2024-10-26T21:21:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/61 "2024-10-27T03:37:39Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> I’ve always wanted to get dark glasses, sandals, and a volleyball and go as a nudist.

I went naked one year, just a clock face painted on my abdomen; found a girl with a big hand & a little hand who made me strike midnight! 😉

> [@terentii](#):
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> You just reminded me of this:

Was [Matthew McConaughey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7bvYsBudr0&t=52s) in the audience?

Lesse, over the years I’ve been:

- A mailbox - got some new appliance delivered in mid/late October when I was a kid.
- A bottle of J&B
- A _working_ keg of beer - pull the tap & beer really did come out
- A pimp - [silver pants](https://www.ctif.org/sites/default/files/styles/cover_image_boxed_teaser/public/2020-08/Airport-firefighters-drill.jpg) & a purple _Gloria Vanderbuilt_ fur coat
- The Tinman - same pants formed the basis

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/62 "2024-10-27T09:47:25Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> - A pimp - [silver pants]

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/qB8VBCIISd0/hqdefault.jpg "Kramer And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat - Seinfeld") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB8VBCIISd0)

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/63 "2024-10-27T09:50:37Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> I went naked one year, just a clock face painted on my abdomen.

Oh, a _clock_ face. At first, I thought you meant something else… 😳

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/64 "2024-10-27T12:50:07Z")

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Cousin and I shared an apartment. Had a big Halloween party. Dry ice vapor, the works. People where wandering in off the street.

I was Frank-N-Furter. Cousin was Magenta. But we ended up just looking some random S&M people.

I did Guido Sardocci one year. Had the hat, and owned one of those frock coats. Had to find a cross. Already had a mustache. Costume was easy, the accent, not so much. I kept getting out of charactor.

Brother and I where rock climbers one year. Very uninventive. All we had to do is gear up.

I did work in a haunted house one year. It was an abandoned industrial building. So it was perfect. We put up walls and stuff to make a path. I startled one guy so much, he jumped through the wall. Fun times.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/65 "2024-10-27T14:56:37Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> I did work in a haunted house one year. It was an abandoned industrial building. So it was perfect. We put up walls and stuff to make a path. I startled one guy so much, he jumped through the wall. Fun times.

Have ever seen the Halloween episode of the old _ **CSI** _ series that was set in an abandoned warehouse? It was both creepy and funny, especially when the midget (excuse me, “little person”) in it tried to hit on Catherine Willows by saying (to the best of my recollection) “Have you ever been kissed on the navel by a man half your height?” 🤣

OMG, that was like 20+ years ago! 😣 How time flies…

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/66 "2024-10-27T15:15:06Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> Have ever seen the Halloween episode of the old _ **CSI** _ series that was set in an abandoned warehouse?

No, never watched CSI. The haunted house was fun though. It was… oh 20 people involved. My good friend was heading up a lot of the stuff. He wanted to break into SFX (Special Effects) so he was into making props.

Was really fun when I was ~25 years old. Couldn’t do it today.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/67 "2024-10-27T15:32:46Z")

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I liked going as BubbleMan, the superhero with amazing powers of floatation. I just made a suit out of bubble pack, complete with a cape and the letters BM on the chest.

It got a lot of attention; people liked to pop BM’s bubbles.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/68 "2024-10-27T16:00:27Z")

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In college 1 year I was Amy Carter, and another year Queen Elizabeth 2. For context, I am a 6’3" male. No, neither looked at al convincing. But I did gain an appreciation for how comfortable skirts are.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/69 "2024-10-27T16:24:19Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> I’ve never had any grand ideas for a super obscure or weird costume but, one year around age 13, I settled on a fly mask with proboscis and compound eyes, a bowler hat, a plastic walking stick and wore a suit. Everyone asked me what on earth I was and I had no idea but it came together nicely and weirdly.

Sounds a little bit like the Humbug from _The Phantom Tollbooth_.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/70 "2024-10-27T17:53:32Z")

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That’s very cute and creative.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/71 "2024-10-27T20:37:22Z")

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> [@Misnomer](#):
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> I used to work at a place that had costume contests, and one year I went as my boss: she had just gotten her doctorate, and I wore a white doctor’s coat with her name on it (and a wig: I’m a brunette, and she had long blonde hair). I didn’t win the contest, but she got a _huge_ kick out of it. 🙂

One year in grad school, one of my classmates said she wanted the nerdiest Halloween costume she could think of, so she went as me.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/72 "2024-10-27T22:03:58Z")

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I saw a porch just now that has 2 pumpkins, one as a pineapple, the other with an ( empty) whiskey bottle in its mouth.

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**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/73 "2024-10-28T12:25:04Z")

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One year I went as Freddy Krueger’s grandma. I wore a pull-over rubber fright mask (a slavering psycho that covered the whole head) along with a full-length flannel nightgown, big fuzzy slippers and a frilly night cap. The hostess opened the door and looked horrified as she had no idea who I was.

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**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/74 "2024-10-28T12:47:21Z")

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My SIL showed up wrapped in a cylinder with a rope hanging out the bottom and carrying a red tricycle, announcing she was a menstrual cycle.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/75 "2024-10-28T17:15:06Z")

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Or just a tampon. Should be popular in Minnesota right now.

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**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/76 "2024-10-28T17:17:51Z")

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> [@Toxgoddess](#):
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> One year I went as Freddy Krueger’s grandma. I wore a pull-over rubber fright mask (a slavering psycho that covered the whole head) along with a full-length flannel nightgown, big fuzzy slippers and a frilly night cap. The hostess opened the door and looked horrified as she had no idea who I was.

Damn, this is awesome!! What a terrific costume idea!!

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**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/77 "2024-10-28T17:20:32Z")

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Thanks! It was more like “Oh crap, what kind of costume can I throw together in an hour? Well, we have this old rubber mask, what could I wear with it…?”

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**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/78 "2024-10-28T17:21:06Z")

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LOL, it’s the originality and imaginative nature of it that I love. 😃

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**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/79 "2024-10-28T18:44:21Z")

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I found a jumpsuit from a cancelled nuclear power plant at a discount store (Building 19 1/8?) that had extremely long legs. Since I couldn’t walk on stilts, I cut them off and made an extra arm to sew onto one side, rigged to my arm above it. I think I added a 3rd eye on my forehead and went as a nuclear power plant mutant. Cool costume, wicked hot to wear.

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**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-unusual-halloween-costume-that-you-have-ever-worn/1009275/80 "2024-10-28T18:52:33Z")

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That’s awesome!

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