# Most Useless Element

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 4, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763 "2001-12-04T02:41:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Popup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Popup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Popup)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763/21 "2001-12-04T08:31:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by WEW \*  
> \*\*I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t remember the last time I knowingly used Tantalum. \*\*

They make the best capacitors!

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**Author:** ![Ace\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Ace\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace_Face)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763/22 "2001-12-04T08:33:28Z")

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Maybe sulfur is useful for something… but damn it smells _bad_.

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763/23 "2001-12-04T08:44:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Popup \*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by WEW \*  
> > I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t remember the last time I knowingly used Tantalum.
> 
> They make the best capacitors!

Used in cellphones, laptop computers, pagers, and PDAs. Now you know. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ogmios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/58956e/32.png) [@ogmios](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ogmios)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763/24 "2001-12-04T09:23:42Z")

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Disqualifying artificial elements and those that are incredibly rare (Francium, Protactinium), I propose Holmium.  
-og

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763/25 "2001-12-04T10:00:17Z")

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[Administratium.](http://www.laughnet.net/archive/career/newelem.htm)

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763/26 "2001-12-04T11:18:57Z")

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Since there’s no single right answer, I’ll move this to MPSIMS

bibliophage  
moderator GQ

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763/27 "2001-12-04T14:37:16Z")

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Gold. Completely worthless. Send whatever you’ve got to me and I’ll make sure it’s disposed of properly.

Or silver, that’s pretty useless too…

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763/28 "2001-12-04T14:56:09Z")

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**Lawrencium**

Rarest of the rare elements. With your 103 protons/electrons and 159 neutrons.

What’s that?  
You want me to _eat_ you?  
But I’m in the middle of a post!

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Hello, Ghiorso? I’m feeling tempted again…

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**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763/29 "2001-12-04T16:38:57Z")

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My vote is for **Protactinium**. Toxic and radioactive and no known use as far as I can tell. It is naturally occurring, but incredibly rare and expensive. It is obtainable in gram quantities if you’ve got enough money.

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763/30 "2001-12-04T17:08:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by rowrrbazzle \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Popup \*
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> > > [@](#):
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> > > \*Originally posted by WEW \*  
> > > I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t remember the last time I knowingly used Tantalum.
> > 
> > They make the best capacitors!
> 
> Used in cellphones, laptop computers, pagers, and PDAs. Now you know. 🙂 \*\*

And lots of people are [dying](http://thinker.mytoday.de/Tantalum-STimes.htm) because of it.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-useless-element/96763/31 "2001-12-04T21:31:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*  
> \*\*Gold. Completely worthless. Send whatever you’ve got to me and I’ll make sure it’s disposed of properly.
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> Or silver, that’s pretty useless too… \*\*

/Burl Ives voice/ Silver and Gold…

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