# Most well-known sex joke? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 14, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719 "2007-10-14T21:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/21 "2007-10-15T00:28:28Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] A traveling salesman’s car breaks down on a rural road right near a farmhouse. The farmer tows the car in with his tractor, and tells the salesman he’ll have to sleep there overnight before he can get him or his car into town. He calls his nubile daughter, and the three of them begin searching the area for a punchline that has not already been used with this joke. [/QUOTE] Same situation but the father only has a son. The salesman says “I think I’m in the wrong joke.” Frenchmen going home to their wives after sex. ---
**Author:** ![Dog80](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Dog80](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dog80)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/22 "2007-10-15T00:38:15Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Mudd] “I imagine you’ll be wanting the bridal, then?” “No, I’ll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.” [/QUOTE] I don’t get this joke 😕 ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/23 "2007-10-15T00:52:50Z")
[QUOTE=Dog80] I don’t get this joke 😕 [/QUOTE] Bridal - bridle ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/24 "2007-10-15T01:24:57Z")
The first naughty joke I ever heard (and the first naughty joke LOTS of peopple ever heard, in grammar school) end with the punchline: “Me Chinese, me play joke. Me make pee pee in your Coke.” A few other VERY well known punch lines: 1. “Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.” 2. “And that’s not my finger, either.” 3. “Well, show her your nuts!” “Okay… WAAAAHAAAAHHHAAAAAHHAA!” 4. “Block that kick! Block that kick!” ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/25 "2007-10-15T01:27:07Z")
A John propositions a hooker. _Hooker:_ For $200 I’ll do anything you want. _John:_ OK, paint my house. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/26 "2007-10-15T01:31:36Z")
“Here. Iron this.” “No, I want it twice in the dumpster.” “Yes, but what are you going to do?” (my all time favourite) ---
**Author:** ![El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9c0ed/32.png) [@El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Perro_Fumando)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/27 "2007-10-15T01:35:07Z")
And the second salesman says, “I’m full. I just ate all that hot, buttered corn.” ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/28 "2007-10-15T01:54:00Z")
Damn you to heck sir. I just fired that line into Google and only one hit came back…[with only the punchline](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22all+that+hot%2C+buttered+corn.%22&btnG=Google+Search). Can you spoiler the setup please? I gotta sleep tonight. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/29 "2007-10-15T02:08:32Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] “Very well, you are sentenced to death by ooga booga!” [/QUOTE] Death By Snoo-Snoo! ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/30 "2007-10-15T02:14:36Z")
Do you smoke after sex? No, but I steam a little. How does a French woman hold her liquor? By the ears. What does Paris Hilton (ie the starslut du jour) put behind her ears to attract men? Her ankles. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/31 "2007-10-15T02:18:10Z")
Now where’s that Eskimo woman I’m supposed to wrestle? ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/32 "2007-10-15T02:33:49Z")
“I don’t know you naughty boy, I’ve never Kippled”. I must say I haven’t heard this one in a very long time though. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/33 "2007-10-15T02:41:43Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] A John propositions a hooker. _Hooker:_ For $200 I’ll do anything you want. _John:_ OK, paint my house. [/QUOTE] “Would you…study?” ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/34 "2007-10-15T02:56:46Z")
Out of all these jokes, I’ve only ever heard six, including the OP’s. Just thought I’d weigh in. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/35 "2007-10-15T02:57:04Z")
The aristocrats. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/36 "2007-10-15T03:01:51Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Damn you to heck sir. I just fired that line into Google and only one hit came back…[with only the punchline](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22all+that+hot%2C+buttered+corn.%22&btnG=Google+Search). Can you spoiler the setup please? I gotta sleep tonight. [/QUOTE] One variation is found [here](http://www.cluboasis.alaska.net/jokes.html). ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/37 "2007-10-15T03:53:05Z")
The prostitute says: Are you done, yet? Your girlfriend says: Are you done, already? Your wife says: The ceiling needs painted. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/38 "2007-10-15T03:54:34Z")
Plus, this classic punchline: I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, ten bucks to duck a fuck, and I’ve still got the fucking duck. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/39 "2007-10-15T04:39:10Z")
[QUOTE=danceswithcats] The prostitute says: Are you done, yet? Your girlfriend says: Are you done, already? Your wife says: The ceiling needs painted. [/QUOTE] Something tells me this is regionally associated with the area near Pittsburgh… ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719/40 "2007-10-15T05:10:24Z")
[QUOTE=Indistinguishable] Something tells me this is regionally associated with the area near Pittsburgh… [/QUOTE] One of us is being whooshed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-well-known-sex-joke/422719.md?page=3)