# Mostly dead Republicans playing poker makes a place at the table for Sarah Palin

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 22, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612 "2012-04-22T18:39:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/21 "2012-04-23T14:39:29Z")

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> [@sugaree](#):
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> I like to imagine that they are laughing at her, not with her.

Aren’t they? Palin is holding her cards face out. It seems to me that the artist’s point is that she’s a moron and doesn’t belong at the table.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/22 "2012-04-23T14:49:20Z")

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Nixon’s cheating. You can’t actually see any evidence of this in the painting. But come on, it’s Nixon.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/23 "2012-04-23T14:52:09Z")

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I don’t like thinking of Reagan and Nixon as “mostly dead.”

That leaves room for improvement.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/24 "2012-04-23T15:08:05Z")

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They should put Michele Bachmann in there, but she’s using UNO cards.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/25 "2012-04-23T15:25:59Z")

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> [@Greg\_Charles](#):
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> Aren’t they? Palin is holding her cards face out. It seems to me that the artist’s point is that she’s a moron and doesn’t belong at the table.

That’s my take.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/26 "2012-04-23T15:33:31Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> Watch it! That penis won the war.

That’s what [Kay Summersby](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kay_Summersby#Relationship_with_Eisenhower) said!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/27 "2012-04-23T16:43:11Z")

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Heck, they could have a table with Kennedy, Lincoln, McKinley, and Garfield playing cards.

Call it _Tragic; the Gathering_.

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/28 "2012-04-23T17:07:10Z")

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Question: Who’s the dude between Lincoln and Nixon, smoking a pipe?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/29 "2012-04-23T17:13:52Z")

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> [@LawMonkey](#):
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> Question: Who’s the dude between Lincoln and Nixon, smoking a pipe?

I believe that to be Gerald Ford.

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**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/30 "2012-04-23T17:32:08Z")

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My two thoughts on seeing the Democratic president paintings:

1. Obama’s in the pool one, and yet Woodrow “I segregated the Federal civil service” Wilson hasn’t suddenly remembered an appointment he had elsewhere. :rolleyes:

2. In both of them, one of these men is _not_ like the others – and I don’t mean Obama. 🙂

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/31 "2012-04-23T17:46:14Z")

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> [@sugaree](#):
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> I like to imagine that they are laughing at her, not with her.

> [@Greg\_Charles](#):
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> Aren’t they? Palin is holding her cards face out. It seems to me that the artist’s point is that she’s a moron and doesn’t belong at the table.

This.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/32 "2012-04-23T17:48:07Z")

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In the Republican pool one - Abe’s not nearly tall enough, and it’s interesting that they show the two Bush’s palling around. The story was always that GW didn’t much care for dad (and vice versa?), but they may have made up since GW quit drinking.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/33 "2012-04-23T17:49:44Z")

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Can anybody see what Palin’s hand is? I can’t get the thing to zoom in properly.

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/34 "2012-04-23T18:14:12Z")

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Come to think of it though, why go to all the trouble of modifying a painting where Palin _isn’t_ at the table and have her sitting at the table, just to make the point that she doesn’t belong at the table? I think we’re missing a step here … a painting that includes Palin, but doesn’t have her holding her cards backwards.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/35 "2012-04-23T18:16:01Z")

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> [@sugaree](#):
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> Okay, that one’s pretty fun. I see Jimi and Janis and Morrison, and Kurt Cobain, and Roy Orbison behind Jim Croce. I think Jerry’s back off to the left. There’s Elvis. Is that supposed to be Phil Lynott with the red sash and his head tossed back? And Patsy Cline behind the captain? Who’s the captain?
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> I would totally buy that if he could ink Levon Helm in real quick.

What? No Freddie Mercury? And where’s Cobain?

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/36 "2012-04-23T19:43:39Z")

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Damn, they’re both really nice. FB!

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/37 "2012-04-23T19:45:47Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> Can anybody see what Palin’s hand is? I can’t get the thing to zoom in properly.

I can’t get it to zoom well enough to make out individual cards. Worst case, she’s got nothing. Possible flush, possible straight flush, and since we can see what appears to be a 10, I suppose we can’t rule out a possible royal flush. I guess the best joke would be that she has a royal flush and is showing all her cards.

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> They should put Michele Bachmann in there, but she’s using UNO cards.

I’m thinking [Rook](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rook_%28card_game%29) cards, as French suit playing cards are the Devil’s cards.

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> [@sugaree](#):
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> Is that supposed to be Phil Lynott with the red sash and his head tossed back?

Looks more like Pigpen to me.

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mostly-dead-republicans-playing-poker-makes-a-place-at-the-table-for-sarah-palin/619612/40 "2012-04-23T20:54:30Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I believe that to be Gerald Ford.

That would explain why I don’t recognize him. 😉 Didn’t know he was a pipester, either.

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