# Mother Fuck Cecil Adams!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 7, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586 "2005-01-07T16:37:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mississippiman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Mississippiman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippiman)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/1 "2005-01-07T16:37:30Z")
Show your face bitch. Are you scared to show your face. Come on Cecil Adams show us your damn face we all want to see it. Ya damn coward. Step up to the plate man. :mad: Be a real man and show your face! I’ve had a bad day today. ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/2 "2005-01-07T16:41:14Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve had a bad day today. And so getting banned over a nonsensical post seems like a good idea to you? Weird. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/3 "2005-01-07T16:42:09Z")
Go away. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/4 "2005-01-07T16:45:53Z")
Tick. Tock. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/5 "2005-01-07T16:47:42Z")
Yeah, nobody’s ever done this before. You are the first. Congratulations are in order you clever, clever bastard. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/6 "2005-01-07T16:50:08Z")
**Mother Fuck Cecil Adams!!!** Shocking! Does Mrs. Adams know what Cecil and your mom have been up to? ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/7 "2005-01-07T16:52:48Z")
I read this post before anyone replied and it scared me so I hit my back button and took cover, figured it best left for the “clean-up crew” ---
**Author:** ![Mississippiman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Mississippiman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippiman)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/8 "2005-01-07T16:54:41Z")
I thought this was the pit. Why would I get banned for this? Isn’t this the right forum? I am pitting Cecil for not showing us his face. I thought I could rant about this if I wanted to. We wanna see your face! We wanna see your face! Brother clayton we need to see your face (chapelle reference) ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/9 "2005-01-07T16:59:03Z")
It’s hard to show you’re face when you don’t exist. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/10 "2005-01-07T16:59:29Z")
> [@Mississippiman](#): > > I thought this was the pit. Why would I get banned for this? Isn’t this the right forum? I am pitting Cecil for not showing us his face. I thought I could rant about this if I wanted to. > > We wanna see your face! > > We wanna see your face! Brother clayton we need to see your face (chapelle reference) Well…uhhh…technically. Hmmm. I guess you can pit anyone you want. However, calling the master a _ **Bitch** _ is not really a good way to make your debut. ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/11 "2005-01-07T17:01:27Z")
Well there’s two rules you might be running afoul of. > [@Pit Rules](#): > > 1. No fake pittings. If you pit someone, you’re supposed to mean it. This doesn’t mean the pitting can’t be funny. And > [@](#): > > If the ONLY reason you are here on the SDMB is to complain about the message board, the way it’s run, the staff, or other posters, this is a violation of the “Don’t Be A Jerk” rule. I would think that this is self-evident, but apparently it’s not. So if your posts are ONLY bitching about the board, the staff, or other posters, don’t be surprised if you are banned without warning. Either you’re joking and being an idiot or you’re just here to bitch for no good reason. Given that your status is “Guest” I doubt you have a posting history that would exempt you from the second rule. Of course I’m in no way shape or form a mod. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/12 "2005-01-07T17:02:22Z")
In all fairness, your entire head seems to be obscured by what appears to be a buttock. Can’t really expect Cecil to do what you won’t now, can you? ---
**Author:** ![Mississippiman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Mississippiman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippiman)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/13 "2005-01-07T17:02:46Z")
Man I’ve been here since 1999, just a lurker. And did not have they money to buy a subscription. But I read everyday buddy. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/14 "2005-01-07T17:03:58Z")
Ah, the parsing… “Mother, fuck Cecil Adams!” (desire for yet one more among the Teeming Millions) “Mother, fuck Cecil Adams!” (assessment of irrelevance of Adams) “Mother Fuck, Cecil Adams.” (an introduction of The Perfect Master to someone creatively-named) “Mother Fuck Cecil Adams!” (band name!) “Cecil Adams: ‘I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHERFUCK!!!111’” (Film at 11) “Mother Fuck! Cecil Adams!” (Is it really You?) “Mother Fuck! Cecil Adams!” (and darnit all to heck, by gum!) …'s all I got. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/15 "2005-01-07T17:04:04Z")
You should know then that wanky stupid threads like this go down like a bucket of cold sick. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/16 "2005-01-07T17:04:27Z")
No mortal can see his face and live, for his countenance shineth like unto the glory of a trillion suns! ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/17 "2005-01-07T17:06:33Z")
> [@Mississippiman](#): > > Man I’ve been here since 1999, just a lurker. And did not have they money to buy a subscription. But I read everyday buddy. errr and you being a longtime lurker somehow changes this thread how? ---
**Author:** ![Mississippiman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Mississippiman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippiman)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/18 "2005-01-07T17:07:06Z")
no no you guys have it all wrong i am not being a jerk. I am just pitting Cecil for not showing his face. I don’t have a problem with the staff or the boards just pitting Cecil for his inability to show his face. I’ve been reading these boards for about 5 years and its the best message board on the net. All of you guys give great insight. ShOW YOUR FACE!! I am only a guest because I cannot afford the membership but soon I will be able to afford one. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/19 "2005-01-07T17:07:39Z")
> [@gobear](#): > > No mortal can see his face and live, for his countenance shineth like unto the glory of a trillion suns! Yea? Then who’s that behind the curtain? ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/20 "2005-01-07T17:07:49Z")
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