# Mother Fuck Cecil Adams!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 7, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586 "2005-01-07T16:37:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/21 "2005-01-07T17:08:28Z")
I have many friends in Mississippi. None of them would be proud that you’ve chosen to include the name of their State in your user name. You should be more thoughtful. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/22 "2005-01-07T17:09:00Z")
In this thread, there is much heresy and blasphemy against the name of Cecil, may his wisdom and justice endure forever. Repent, blasphemer, lest you suffer the wrath of the Moderators and Administrators, who are chosen by Cecil (MHWAJEF) as guides and a path for the Teeming Millions! Repent, lest they cast you out to suffer in ignorance eternal! ---
**Author:** ![Mississippiman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Mississippiman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippiman)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/23 "2005-01-07T17:10:32Z")
Are you being sarcastic or just pulling my chain John. I"M from south missisisppi. I did not do anything wrong ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/24 "2005-01-07T17:13:47Z")
_whistles_ _waits for the wrath of the mods to descend_ ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/25 "2005-01-07T17:14:40Z")
> [@Mississippiman](#): > > Are you being sarcastic or just pulling my chain John. I"M from south missisisppi. Just out of curiousity, can I ask where in south MS you live? (I’m from the coast.) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/26 "2005-01-07T17:15:53Z")
> [@Mississippiman](#): > > I"M from south missisisppi. South Mississippi? Then I’ll send Brent and Missy around to visit you. They’ll teach you the value of using proper punctuation. Among other things. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/27 "2005-01-07T17:16:45Z")
In before the lock. :wally ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/28 "2005-01-07T17:17:27Z")
“” Strolls in, looks around :: Will no one think of the hamsters? :: Saunters out :: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/29 "2005-01-07T17:18:45Z")
> [@Mississippiman](#): > > …just pitting Cecil for his inability to show his face. … Inability? INABILITY? You DARE question the Perfect Master? Had you been lurking so long you no doubt would have run into at least a few of the Perfect Master’s (more than 150) posts. It is not inability that determines the Perfect Master’s posting. It is worthiness. You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/30 "2005-01-07T17:19:09Z")
> [@Mississippiman](#): > > Man I’ve been here since 1999, just a lurker. Then you should know how things work around here, including the courtesy bolding of posters’ names, **Mississippiman**. So, **Kytheria, Darkhold** etc…how you doing this fine day? It’s a bit rainy in Orlando(ish)…supposed to get up to 80 today. ---
**Author:** ![booka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@booka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/booka)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/31 "2005-01-07T17:22:07Z")
> [@Mississippiman](#): > > no no you guys have it all wrong i am not being a jerk. I am just pitting Cecil for not showing his face. I don’t have a problem with the staff or the boards just pitting Cecil for his inability to show his face. I’ve been reading these boards for about 5 years and its the best message board on the net. All of you guys give great insight. > > ShOW YOUR FACE!! > > I am only a guest because I cannot afford the membership but soon I will be able to afford one. A few suggestions: 1. Try using “Please” - it might help. Maybe. 2. Maybe Cecil is shy - ever think of THAT? 3. If you have to “wait” to be able to “afford the membership” here, well, I think you’ve got more important things to worry about. ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/32 "2005-01-07T17:25:09Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > So, **Kytheria, Darkhold** etc…how you doing this fine day? It’s a bit rainy in Orlando(ish)…supposed to get up to 80 today. Snowing like crazy here. Just to think two weeks ago I was telling everyone how weak Nevada was compared to Wyoming. Then it dumped two feet of snow in a day and a half and two more storms on the way…How was I supposed to know it was saving it for all at once? ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/33 "2005-01-07T17:26:56Z")
> [@Mississippiman](#): > > Show your face bitch. Are you scared to show your face. Come on Cecil Adams show us your damn face we all want to see it. Ya damn coward. Step up to the plate man. :mad: > > Be a real man and show your face! > > I’ve had a bad day today. possibly the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/34 "2005-01-07T17:29:34Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > It is not inability that determines the Perfect Master’s posting. It is worthiness. You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. I think I love you! I’m doing good, ivylass, mi amiga. 🆒 It’s a gorgeous winter day outside in Toronto, all bright skies and white snow, and I’m going to go for a walk soon… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/35 "2005-01-07T17:29:51Z")
Methinks someone’s guest membership is about to hit the used-by date. ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/36 "2005-01-07T17:30:14Z")
You have been a lurker since 1999 but didn’t register because you couldn’t afford it? Did you not realize that until last year, it was FREE? Being a lurker for so long I am sure you knew that though. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/37 "2005-01-07T17:37:46Z")
Well, I’d say just by coming back and explaining yourself, you’ve most likely dodged a possible banning. Now you have to say something meaningful quick before this thread gets locked. 'cause if we’re just exercising the hamsters, this thread’s a goner. ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/38 "2005-01-07T17:38:25Z")
If you’ve really been a lurker here for five years, you should have known that this thread would go over like a turd in a punchbowl. ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/39 "2005-01-07T17:38:26Z")
I am curious, if “Cecil Adams” in the OP was replaced with “God” would the thread be moved to GD? ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/40 "2005-01-07T17:45:29Z")
> [@FordPrefect](#): > > I am curious, if “Cecil Adams” in the OP was replaced with “God” would the thread be moved to GD? Are you daring to imply Cecil is not god??? 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586.md?page=3)