# Mother Fuck Cecil Adams!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 7, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586 "2005-01-07T16:37:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/61 "2005-01-07T19:34:01Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> It’s rumored that Cecil HAS shown his face to select Dopers…
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> Who were never seen nor heard from again.

…

The world is quiet here.

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**Author:** ![Mississippiman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Mississippiman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippiman)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/62 "2005-01-07T19:42:29Z")

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I actually I was a member back in 1999 under the username Killuminati but I just didn’t post that often. , you can search my posts if you want. And by the way i’m from Picayune, MS about an hour away from gulfport and and hour away from New Orleans.

Cecil, Show your face motherfucker because I’M MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHERFUCK RIGHT NOW. We all know you are out there!!

Sorry about my poor punctuation. You can suck my cock whoever tried to corrected me on that mang.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/63 "2005-01-07T19:49:38Z")

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> [@Mississippiman](#):
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> You can suck my cock whoever tried to corrected me on that mang.

Speaking of cock, I’m looking for a good capon recipe. How do you usually prepare it?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/64 "2005-01-07T19:53:06Z")

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[Go back and check the original thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241922&highlight=masturbating+mother+fuck)  
When comparing one’s masturbation, “mother fuck” is two words. TWO WORDS.  
Jeez. Get it straight, people.  
We’re here to **fight** ignorance, not feed it.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/65 "2005-01-07T19:53:06Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> Speaking of cock, I’m looking for a good capon recipe. How do you usually prepare it?

Ah, you’re actually speaking of the Cajun dish, _capon au fuque du mere_. Unfortunately, you have to be from Mississippi to prepare it correctly.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2005, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-cecil-adams/283586/66 "2005-01-08T14:02:16Z")

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Lest there be confusion, **Lynn** has closed the thread and banned the OP, for having at least six different “guest” sign-on names (one self-confessed.)

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