# Mother fuck fucking son of a fucking mother fucker! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 15, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432 "2001-08-15T19:54:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/1 "2001-08-15T19:54:48Z")
HAYFEVER SUCKS! _Snort_ Thang gyoo. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/2 "2001-08-15T20:17:28Z")
do probleb. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/3 "2001-08-15T20:25:47Z")
i agee. ib sucks. \ ACHOO! ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/4 "2001-08-15T20:36:28Z")
no shit. fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/5 "2001-08-15T20:48:42Z")
Well, in that case, shouldn’t the title read, “Mudder fug fugging son of a fugging mudder fugger”? My sympathies to you. I don’t suffer from hay fever, and I’m a complete wimp when it comes to congestion. Every time I get a bad cold, I’m supremely unhappy. Not because of the headaches or the fever, but because of the goddamned fifty gallons of snot that pour out of my nose while the bug runs its course. And naturally, it is always the congestion that is the last symptom to disappear for me. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/6 "2001-08-15T20:56:52Z")
Nyah nyah, I have no allergies whatsoever! I blissfully inhale lungfuls of pollen, then exhale at my friends and make them suffer! Ha! Ha! Well, not really, but that’d be a great evil villian - Super Pollen Man, or something, who incapacitates 95% of the city with chronic hay fever. ---
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/7 "2001-08-15T21:06:39Z")
I could handle the stuffiness and the sneezing and the stuffiness (did I mention stuffiness?) if not for the _itching_! My god, I feel like I’ve been sucking poison ivy! I want to take a wire brush to my soft palate and the back of my throat! Gahh! GAAAAH! Make it _stop_! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/8 "2001-08-15T22:09:33Z")
OK, so we have a mother and she must be a pretty terrible person. Now, she’s in the process of fucking someone. A son. Her son? I don’t know, let’s break it down. The son apparently came from a woman who was interested in having sex with her own mother. Wasn’t this on Jerry Springer the other day? But grandma and ma are having some sort of lesbian fling at the very same time as the grandson is in bed with that terrible person. So now either the mother fuck happened to find as a sex partner a man who came from an incestous relationship or the son, mom, and grandma are all in bed together like Fruedian pigs in a blanket. Either way, there are probably a plethora of diseases going around, hay fever being the very least of them. How did you get mixed up in all of this, **Podkayne**? ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/9 "2001-08-16T01:02:20Z")
One word–Chlortrimeton. [sub]I’d have made a terrible pioneer–how in the WORLD did they ever manage without antihistamines?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![YWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/6f9a4e/32.png) [@YWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YWalker)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/10 "2001-08-16T01:31:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LNO \* > \*\*Nyah nyah, I have no allergies whatsoever! I blissfully inhale lungfuls of pollen, then exhale at my friends and make them suffer! Ha! Ha! > > Well, not really, but that’d be a great evil villian - Super Pollen Man, or something, who incapacitates 95% of the city with chronic hay fever. \*\* Beware karma, **LNO**. Your cruel words may come around and bite you in the ass some day. I, too, was once the lone non-allergy sufferer in my household. But then I turned 30, and all of the warranties on my various body parts expired. I thig it’s tibe for anudder Actifed now… ---
**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/11 "2001-08-16T02:36:03Z")
Allegra saved my life. Claritin, on the other hand, was complete crap. There’s a website that lets you buy Allegra at half price from Canada, where it’s over the counter. The itching is definitely the worst. ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/12 "2001-08-16T03:19:22Z")
I came down with hayfever bad when I was 18. Suffered with it for 8 years, then as suddenly as it appeared, it disappeared. The worst 8 summers of my life. Dimetapp was the only thing that would work for me. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/13 "2001-08-16T06:36:25Z")
Oh yeah LNO! You know I didn’t suffer from hay fever until I got pregnant. As children I gave my brother endless shit over the fact that he was allergic to everything under the sun. Bad choice. He outgrew his allergies, and mine get worse every year. Someone pass the tissues? ---
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/14 "2001-08-16T15:06:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > How did you get mixed up in all of this, **Podkayne**? Er, it’s a Heinlein thing. Does that explain it all? Now, if you’ll all pardon me, I’m off to claw my eyeballs out of my head so they stop itching. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/15 "2001-08-16T16:40:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose \* > **I’d have made a terrible pioneer–how in the WORLD did they ever manage without antihistamines?** Most medical experts believe that allergies are partly caused by too LITTLE exposure to allergens as a child. By not being exposed to the allergens that cause hay fever as a child, your body never really build up immunity to those allergens properly. So, the early American Pioneers probably had fewer cases of allergies simply because their bodies were more immunie to allergens. How they got through a bad cold, I have no idea. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/16 "2001-08-17T02:23:16Z")
**Mother fuck fucking son of a fucking mother fucker!** That could be about almost any subject ever posted in the Pit. Descriptive titles please? ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/17 "2001-08-17T02:32:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LNO \* > \*\*Nyah nyah, I have no allergies whatsoever! I blissfully inhale lungfuls of pollen, then exhale at my friends and make them suffer! Ha! Ha! > > Well, not really, but that’d be a great evil villian - Super Pollen Man, or something, who incapacitates 95% of the city with chronic hay fever. \*\* I too suffer from allergies but it’s a sign of a super strong immune system. So when winter comes around and the pollen is all gone _YOU’LL_ be stuck with the flu whilst I frolic in the snow day in and day out. Nyah Nyah ppbbbtthhhhhh! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/18 "2001-08-17T02:40:17Z")
\*\*I’m so sorry, I don’t have allergies either. :o[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/19 "2001-08-17T03:50:22Z")
Just thought I’d point out that a “Mother fuck fucking son of a fucking mother fucker!” would be fucking his paternal grandmother. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432/20 "2001-08-17T13:19:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cykrider \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by LNO \* > > \*\*Nyah nyah, I have no allergies whatsoever! I blissfully inhale lungfuls of pollen, then exhale at my friends and make them suffer! Ha! Ha! > > > > Well, not really, but that’d be a great evil villian - Super Pollen Man, or something, who incapacitates 95% of the city with chronic hay fever. \*\* > > I too suffer from allergies but it’s a sign of a super strong immune system. So when winter comes around and the pollen is all gone _YOU’LL_ be stuck with the flu whilst I frolic in the snow day in and day out. Nyah Nyah ppbbbtthhhhhh! 😃 \*\* Ppphhhbbbbttttt!!! Right back. I have no allergies AND I have a strong immune system. Been sick maybe twice in the last five years, and then only for less than a day. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-fuck-fucking-son-of-a-fucking-mother-fucker/76432.md?page=2)