# Mother Hubbard Murderer Gets Stuffed

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 23, 2007, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055 "2007-01-23T05:06:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055/1 "2007-01-23T05:06:50Z")

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Almost two years ago, I posted [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=254525&highlight=mother+hubbard). The guy kills his mother, stuffs her in the kitchen counter and seals it with silicone, then rents out the place to some poor bastard who calls the cop when fluids start leaking out. Well, you’ll be happy to know that[he got his](http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/8581710p-8474784c.html).

One creepy dude.

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055/2 "2007-01-23T05:10:09Z")

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Could you give us a synopsis? The site requires registration. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055/3 "2007-01-23T05:27:07Z")

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My computer brought the page up just fine, and lemme say, It amazes me how creatively cruel a human being can be. Oh, and, Ewww! Decomposition fluid is really all you need to say for me.  
-Lil

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**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055/4 "2007-01-23T13:13:00Z")

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I’m amused at the discussion of parole:

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> Normally Padgett, now about 42, would have been eligible for parole after completing one-third of his 99-year sentence. Now he will have to serve two-thirds before he can possibly be released.
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> Most prisoners who behave themselves in custody earn release after serving two-thirds of a sentence. It’s called “good time” release or mandatory parole.  
> …  
> But Padgett falls into an exceptional category of people who cannot be rehabilitated within the prescribed sentencing period.

Gee - instead of being paroled when he’s 75, he gets to be paroled when he’s 106.

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055/5 "2007-01-23T21:03:49Z")

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In other creepy news is anyone following the (WARNING: May not be safe to read while eating)[Robert William Pickton](http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/features/pickton/story.html?id=54c2a6c0-2840-4642-af91-84b65a3036dc) trial?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055/6 "2007-01-24T02:57:13Z")

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[QUOTE=fishbicycle]  
Could you give us a synopsis? The site requires registration. Thanks.  
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Yeah, but it’s free. The guy killed his mother, then stuffed her in the kitchen counter of her trailer, then sealed it up with caulking. He then rented the place out and then decided to lam it out of the state. So the moron heads for the airport with a gun in his suitcase and gets busted at the counter. Meantime, while the cops are holding him, the renters notice a foul stench and see body fluids seeping out of the counter enclosure. Penis ensued.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2007, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055/7 "2007-01-24T06:36:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Juliefoolie]  
In other creepy news is anyone following the (WARNING: May not be safe to read while eating)[Robert William Pickton](http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/features/pickton/story.html?id=54c2a6c0-2840-4642-af91-84b65a3036dc) trial?  
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In East Vancouver, Pickton trial follows _you_.

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2007, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055/8 "2007-01-24T12:50:51Z")

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I remember this story. I really wish I didn’t!

Ick.

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**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055/9 "2007-01-24T14:26:14Z")

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[QUOTE=percypercy]  
\>snip\< Ewww! Decomposition fluid is really all you need to say for me.  
-Lil  
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oh, man, that is for sure. until you get your own up close and personal whiff, you have NO idea what the smell is really like. unless you’re gabriela. 😃

that’s a memory - and a smell - that stays with you for a very long time. as a reporter back when the earth was still cooling, i saw my share of autopies and long-dead bodies. don’t miss 'em at all!

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-hubbard-murderer-gets-stuffed/389055/10 "2007-01-25T17:46:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Larry Mudd]  
In East Vancouver, Pickton trial follows _you_.  
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I bet! You know, you don’t see the “good” things about of East Van in the media coverage, and no one mentions the Downtown East side is really a few blocks fro Chinatown.