# Mother of Mercy—Is this the end of Mr. Brain's Faggots? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-mercy-is-this-the-end-of-mr-brains-faggots/268066 "2004-10-07T18:18:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-mercy-is-this-the-end-of-mr-brains-faggots/268066/61 "2004-10-12T03:19:49Z")
> [@Kal](#): > > I bought some two or three weeks ago from Sainsbury’s. Had them for dinner yesterday. You paid for some faggots two or three weeks ago and you’re just now having them for dinner? Geez, and I thought _I_ took things too slowly. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-mercy-is-this-the-end-of-mr-brains-faggots/268066/62 "2004-10-12T03:33:47Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > You paid for some faggots two or three weeks ago and you’re just now having them for dinner? Geez, and I thought _I_ took things too slowly. “All good things to him who waits.” – Anthony Hopkins 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-mercy-is-this-the-end-of-mr-brains-faggots/268066/63 "2004-10-12T10:12:11Z")
I just checked [www.tesco.com](http://www.tesco.com) and they’re selling 4 faggots in rich sauce for £1!!! I ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-mercy-is-this-the-end-of-mr-brains-faggots/268066/64 "2004-10-12T17:00:51Z")
Diligent research turned up [this active site](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/food/faggots.htm) featuring Mr. Brain’s creations. Should your tastes run more to the Scandinavian, you can also get [Iceland faggots](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/food/faggots2.htm). That site proved to be most interesting. Here, for example, are [Mini-Dickmanns](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/food/minidickmanns.htm). And, of course, extensive previous discussion has already been done in regards to [Spotted Dick](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/food/dick.htm), which is “a favorite of schoolchildren throughout England.” Hmmmm… And of course faggots are traditionally served with peas and chips, such as these [Pricks.](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/food/prick.htm). And certainly anyone interested in the previous topics of the culinary art would find their meal topped off by a treat of some [Spunk](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/food/spunk.htm) – which intriguingly was named by Astrid Lindgren of Pippi Longstocking fame! Or perhaps you’d prefer a [Gaytime.](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/food/gaytime.htm) Also on our dessert menu is a [Banana Bum Bum](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/food/bumbum.htm). I positively refuse to write a double entendre link to [this](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/odds/spermdrink.htm). Those of differing tastes may prefer some [Jussipussi](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/food/jussipussi.htm). Clearly you will want, with it, some [Bush](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/food/bush.htm). And in tribute to the lady who first discovered faggots on the SDMB, allow me to take you to a page in honor of [Evaspussi](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/odds/evaspussi.htm). And I honestly don’t know what to make of [this](http://freespace.virgin.net/daz.bert/mirror/rudefood/odds/slutspurt.htm). ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-mercy-is-this-the-end-of-mr-brains-faggots/268066/65 "2004-10-12T17:45:54Z")
“rudefood” is not only bookmarked, but shall be forwarded to appropriate friends. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-mercy-is-this-the-end-of-mr-brains-faggots/268066.md?page=3)