# Mother of Palin Daughter's Boyfriend Arrested

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 19, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946 "2008-12-19T18:07:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/1 "2008-12-19T18:07:23Z")

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Yes I know it’s pointless, that’s why I posted it here!!! About the mother of the self-proclaimed “fucking redneck”, [NY Times / AP reports:](http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2008/12/19/us/AP-Palin-Johnston-Arrest.html)

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> ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) – Alaska state troopers have arrested the mother of Bristol Palin’s boyfriend on drug charges.
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> Sherry L. Johnston was arrested Thursday after troopers served a search warrant on a Wasilla home. The 42-year-old Johnston has been charged with six felony drug counts.
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> Troopers did not identify the drug involved in a brief mention on the agency’s Web site.
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> Johnston is the mother of 18-year-old Levi Johnston. Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the GOP nominee for vice president, announced in September that her 18-year-old daughter, Bristol, was pregnant and Johnston was the father.
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> Sherry Johnston was released from jail in Palmer on $5,000 bail.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/2 "2008-12-19T18:13:24Z")

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I suppose if my child were to marry into the Palin family, in my distress I would seek relief in some like fashion.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/3 "2008-12-19T18:20:22Z")

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So, is the wedding still on? Funny that we haven’t heard much about it lately. When’s the big happy joyous day?

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/4 "2008-12-19T18:22:16Z")

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Six felony drug counts, who stays there Keith Richards?!

My money is on meth.

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/5 "2008-12-19T19:20:00Z")

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The Palins are such social climbers! Marrying to move into a better class of Alaskans–postively shameful!

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/6 "2008-12-19T19:22:35Z")

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There’s those family values we hear so much about, you betcha!

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/7 "2008-12-19T19:30:23Z")

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Holy crap. Maybe this is why there hasn’t been a wedding.

Jon Stewart picks the damnedest time to go on vacation. He’s missed the shoe-throwing incident, Caroline Kennedy’s bid for the Senate, Madoff (did he miss Madoff?), and now this.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/8 "2008-12-19T19:41:41Z")

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> [@Jenaroph](#):
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> So, is the wedding still on? Funny that we haven’t heard much about it lately. When’s the big happy joyous day?

For that matter, has Bristol given birth yet? She’s due about now, right? I haven’t even seen any recent pictures of her.

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**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/9 "2008-12-19T19:42:01Z")

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The Mat-Su Valley, where Wasilla and Palmer are located, is rife with meth, so that’s what my money is on.

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/10 "2008-12-19T19:43:40Z")

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This couldn’t possibly be a set-up to enable the Palins to gracefully bow out of the wedding plans. He’s clearly not good enough for her…what with being the son of a druggy criminal.

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/11 "2008-12-19T19:51:33Z")

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Maybe the Gov can pardon her in time for the birth and/or wedding?

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**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/12 "2008-12-19T23:48:14Z")

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The governor must be so proud!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/13 "2008-12-20T01:22:17Z")

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> [@kaiwik](#):
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> The Mat-Su Valley, where Wasilla and Palmer are located, is rife with meth, so that’s what my money is on.

I don’t remember Jack London mentioning meth…

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/14 "2008-12-20T01:30:14Z")

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> [@Cluricaun](#):
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> My money is on meth.

I was thinking marijuana…until I realized this was Alaska. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/15 "2008-12-20T02:39:54Z")

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> [@Cluricaun](#):
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> My money is on meth.

Have you ever thought about finding a more reputable source of income?

😉

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**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/16 "2008-12-20T02:44:53Z")

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> [@Ale](#):
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> Have you ever thought about finding a more reputable source of income?

Like selling second-hand women’s designer clothes only used for fancy pageant walkin’, perhaps?

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**Author:** ![Joe\_Kerrman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@Joe\_Kerrman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Kerrman)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/17 "2008-12-20T03:03:11Z")

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AP now says it’s OxyContin. Not too far off, \*\*Cluricaun. \*\* The other white trash med.

And, yeah, where is this little Levi/Bristol, anyhoo?

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**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/18 "2008-12-20T03:39:14Z")

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> [@Ale](#):
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> Have you ever thought about finding a more reputable source of income?

lol!

Prescription meds huh? Another popular choice in the Valley.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/19 "2008-12-20T03:44:42Z")

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> [@Joe\_Kerrman](#):
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> And, yeah, where is this little Levi/Bristol, anyhoo?

MSNBC was saying the baby’s due date is tomorrow. Good luck, kid! You’re gonna need it.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/20 "2008-12-20T03:45:31Z")

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> [@Ale](#):
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> Have you ever thought about finding a more reputable source of income?
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> 😉

Name one meth dealer who’s had to get a bail out.

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