# Mother of Palin Daughter's Boyfriend Arrested

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 19, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946 "2008-12-19T18:07:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/21 "2008-12-20T04:48:16Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Name one meth dealer who’s had to get a bail out.

I’m sure there are many that get out on bail…

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/22 "2008-12-20T13:32:42Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I don’t remember Jack London mentioning meth…

Oh, yeah. What did you think _Call of the Wild_ was really about?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/23 "2008-12-20T16:26:17Z")

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> [@Sublight](#):
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> Oh, yeah. What did you think _Call of the Wild_ was really about?

This great big ol’ dog who a bunch of red necks beat the shit out…Oh.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/24 "2008-12-20T17:36:06Z")

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Somehow, I just can’t get mad at people who live in Wasilla for doing drugs. I would.

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/25 "2008-12-20T17:36:23Z")

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This thread wins the coveted “Most Possessive Nouns in a Thread Title (Non-Comical)” award for 2008. Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/26 "2008-12-20T18:29:50Z")

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As mentioned in an earlier post, AP now says it’s OxyContin…

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> A trooper spokeswoman said in a news release that the charges were in connection to the prescription painkiller OxyContin. Ms. Johnston is the mother of Levi Johnston, 18. Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican nominee for vice president, announced in September that her daughter Bristol, 18, was pregnant and that Mr. Johnston was the father. She is due to give birth this weekend.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/27 "2008-12-21T02:50:46Z")

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Maybe SP made a deal with Ms. Johnston to make a big batch of pills to send as a “thank you for your endless support” to Rush Gasbag, her greatest admirer. You know, like a batch of muffins or brownies in a cute basket, tied with a ribbon.

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**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/28 "2008-12-21T18:57:17Z")

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> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#):
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> This thread wins the coveted “Most Possessive Nouns in a Thread Title (Non-Comical)” award for 2008. Congratulations!

Yeah. So, an insignificant woman who happens to be the mother of somebody insignificant, who happens to be the boyfriend of somebody insignificant, who happens to be the daughter of… well, Sarah Palin, got arrested.  
If this gets any more indirect, I will probably be making the Alaska headlines myself soon. I’m sure I know someone whose sister’s best friend’s dog’s therapist once went to Alaska. And I once got a parking ticket, so there’s your story.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/29 "2008-12-22T02:52:25Z")

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Oxy eh? I’m surprised that Oxys haven’t become more DEA schedule restricted because the level of abuse on those suckers is unbelievable. Hillbilly Heroin is just too dangerous to keep stocked in pharmacies.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-of-palin-daughters-boyfriend-arrested/477946/30 "2008-12-22T03:09:45Z")

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What would she be accused of, obtaining prescriptions from more than one physician, or stealing the drug from a pharmacy?

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