# Motherfuckering FCC

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [November 18, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513 "2004-11-18T19:01:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/1 "2004-11-18T19:01:28Z")

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[http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,65734,00.html?tw=wn\_tophead\_1](http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,65734,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_1)

What the fuck is this country turning into? You don’t like something don’t watch / listen to it. DO NOT SCREW WITH MY ABILITY TO ENJOY IT.

Assholes.

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### Author: ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/2 "2004-11-18T19:05:55Z")

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> Even PBS began leaning heavily on the bleep button, and last week, several ABC stations refused to air an uncut broadcast of Saving Private Ryan for fear that the FCC would issue fines for indecency. (“War is heck,” said one newspaper headline.)

The “Chilling Effect” in all it’s glory.

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### Author: ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/3 "2004-11-18T19:06:16Z")

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> With support from both Republicans and Democrats, the Federal Communications Commission is poised to get even more aggressive about enforcing moral values throughout broadcasting, even putting cable television in its cross hairs and taking aim at Howard Stern’s right to talk dirty on satellite radio.

So, even if I pay for it, they still don’t want to allow me to hear dirty words?

Thank God for Big Brother!

:rolleyes:

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### Author: ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/4 "2004-11-18T19:09:24Z")

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> [@World Eater](#):
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> What the fuck is this country turning into?

A bunch of litigious wusses who tell the Government to do their thinking for them because they can’t be bothered to think for themselves.

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### Author: ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/5 "2004-11-18T19:13:04Z")

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Yep, they are dangerously insane. What I object to most is the intentional ambiguity of their rules. And, as evidenced with Saving Private Ryan, they will not grant an interpretation up front even when they are approached with a specific, well defined question.

Vigorous enforcement of nebulous rules – it’s a recipe for intimidation.

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### Author: ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/6 "2004-11-18T19:16:19Z")

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Unfortunately, the American public is voting into office politicians on both sides of the aisle who agree with this crap. Those in office who disagree are too afraid to say anything, because it will be used against them come re-election. It is very sad that the general American voting public does not understand the abuse of the power it is giving its government, and instead numbly agrees to continually expand the power our government is abusing.

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### Author: ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/7 "2004-11-18T19:19:16Z")

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How odd it is that the advocates of government repression and the erosion of the first Amendment are the ones who yelp the loudest about “freedom.”

Freedom is slavery, indeed.

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### Author: ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/8 "2004-11-18T19:24:08Z")

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> [@gobear](#):
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> How odd it is that the advocates of government repression and the erosion of the first Amendment are the ones who yelp the loudest about “freedom.”
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> Freedom is slavery, indeed.

Wow. That post rivals one by **Lib** in inscrutability. After rereading it a few times, I think you’re implicating the Bush admin and their followers as those who yelp about freedom yet practice government repression. Nicht wahr?

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### Author: ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/9 "2004-11-18T19:28:26Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> Wow. That post rivals one by **Lib** in inscrutability. After rereading it a few times, I think you’re implicating the Bush admin and their followers as those who yelp about freedom yet practice government repression. Nicht wahr?

I’m being compared to **Lib** , the Yoda of the Carolinas? :eek:

I thought that it was obvious that I’m referring to the GOP and their allies as the hypocrites who talk about freedom but prefer authoritarianism in practice.

And the “freedom is slavery” line is one of the 3 principles of IngSoc, the ruling philosophy of the society depicted in George Orwell’s _1984_.

[sub] **Lib**? Yikes![/sub]

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### Author: ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/10 "2004-11-18T19:44:08Z")

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> [@gobear](#):
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> I’m being compared to **Lib** , the Yoda of the Carolinas? :eek:
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> I thought that it was obvious that I’m referring to the GOP and their allies as the hypocrites who talk about freedom but prefer authoritarianism in practice.
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> And the “freedom is slavery” line is one of the 3 principles of IngSoc, the ruling philosophy of the society depicted in George Orwell’s _1984_.
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> [sub] **Lib**? Yikes![/sub]

I have to stand by **Homey** on this one, **gobear**. Your first post was kind of ambiguous, and until I actually went back to make sure of the screen name, I wasn’t quite sure which side was getting shot. 🙂

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### Author: ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/11 "2004-11-18T19:46:25Z")

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_Et tu,_ **JayJay**?

I shall strive to post in a less gnomic fashion henceforth.

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### Author: ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/12 "2004-11-18T19:52:20Z")

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> [@gobear](#):
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> I’m being compared to **Lib** , the Yoda of the Carolinas?

_snork!_ Funniest [explitive deleted] I’ve read all week.

I’m right there with you on the hypocrasy of the GOP, but I think the linked article made it clear that this is not a partisan issue.

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### Author: ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/13 "2004-11-18T20:01:01Z")

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> [@gobear](#):
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> _Et tu,_ **JayJay**?
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> I shall strive to post in a less gnomic fashion henceforth.

_wiggles fingers Jedi-fashion_

These are not the daggers you’re looking for…

And I DID say that once I figured out who posted it, I understood which side of the matter was being lambasted… 🙂

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### Author: ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/14 "2004-11-18T20:01:12Z")

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I’d like to expand Worldy’s rant to include that dumbfuck racebaiter Tony Dungy for calling the MNF skit of this week “racist” because it showed a black man in a locker room with a white woman jumping into his arms. Where’s the racism? I thought sexually promiscuous skit with people of two colors was _progressive_, not _racist_. WTF?

Fucking punk.

[http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3172694](http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3172694)

Sam

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### Author: ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/15 "2004-11-18T20:05:34Z")

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> [@GaWd](#):
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> I’d like to expand Worldy’s rant to include that dumbfuck racebaiter Tony Dungy for calling the MNF skit of this week “racist” because it showed a black man in a locker room with a white woman jumping into his arms. Where’s the racism? I thought sexually promiscuous skit with people of two colors was _progressive_, not _racist_. WTF?
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> Fucking punk.
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> [http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3172694](http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3172694)
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> Sam

Ugh I just read about that 5 minutes ago, and my eyes rolled out of their sockets. Words don’t do that comment justice.

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### Author: ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/16 "2004-11-18T20:13:20Z")

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> [@GaWd](#):
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> … Where’s the racism? I thought sexually promiscuous skit with people of two colors was _progressive_, not _racist_. WTF?

OK, to be clear I am **not** supporting this point of view (having not seen the skit, I have no intelligent opinion on it), however, my understanding is that it is supposed to be perpetuating the stereotype of black men “going after” white women in preference to black women.

BTW, I totally got what **gobear** was saying. It didn’t seem vague at all to me.

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### Author: ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/17 "2004-11-18T20:16:05Z")

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I find it absolut-ly hilarious that the ad on the page when I clicked on the article was of an Absolut bottle ejaculating diamonds with the tag “Absolut Release”.

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### Author: ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/18 "2004-11-18T20:24:06Z")

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> [@Binarydrone](#):
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> OK, to be clear I am **not** supporting this point of view (having not seen the skit, I have no intelligent opinion on it), however, my understanding is that it is supposed to be perpetuating the stereotype of black men “going after” white women in preference to black women.

I know what he’s saying about the skit, but it’s still a bunch of bullshit. It’s PC, whiney, crap. It takes a lot for me to say something like that, too, because I have to constantly argue with people who use “PC” as an excuse for why everything happens to white people or in the favor of a person of color.

Sam

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### Author: ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/19 "2004-11-18T20:34:29Z")

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> [@gobear](#):
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> [sub] **Lib**? Yikes![/sub]

Yes, even Marsha Brady never faced such a mess.

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### Author: ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfuckering-fcc/275513/20 "2004-11-18T20:35:41Z")

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> [@GaWd](#):
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> I know what he’s saying about the skit, but it’s still a bunch of bullshit. It’s PC, whiney, crap. It takes a lot for me to say something like that, too, because I have to constantly argue with people who use “PC” as an excuse for why everything happens to white people or in the favor of a person of color.
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> Sam

My apologies. I read your post as not understanding what he was saying. On the “whiny PC bullshit” front, I am in complete agreement with you.

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