# Motherfucking bastard apartment superintendant **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 2, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-bastard-apartment-superintendant/74636 "2001-08-02T14:39:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-bastard-apartment-superintendant/74636/1 "2001-08-02T14:39:55Z")
You may recall my [earlier rant](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=75936) about the difficulty of finding an apartment in this god-forsaken City of New York. When I moved in, I met the super. “Kaz” (if that’s his real name). The bastard is obviously not taking care of his responsibilities. For example, the day I moved in, the air conditioning was not working (the place had just been rennovated, and the wiring was all fucked up.) _He fixed it the very next day._ Then, last night, I saw Kaz in the laundry room while tranferring my tighty-whities to the dryer. I mentioned that my toilet was clogged. _He insisted on coming to my apartment and fixing my narsty, backed up toilet, right then and there, at half past midnight._ What the _fuck_ is the matter with you, “Kaz?” I thought you were supposed to procrastinate and be and incompotent crackhead who doesn’t know how to use a screwdriver? You god damn, motherfuckin, piece o shit, _really nice guy!!_ ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-bastard-apartment-superintendant/74636/2 "2001-08-02T16:29:20Z")
> [@](#): > > He insisted on coming to my apartment and fixing my nasty, backed up toilet, right then and there, at half past midnight. Oh, friedo- In my haste to get home I forgot to “I’m sorry” for that. You know that Taco bell goes right through me. ☹ Zette