# Motherfucking Q **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 30, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-q/31309 "2000-08-30T06:39:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-q/31309/21 "2000-08-31T05:46:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satan \* > \*\*(List deleted—you didn’t really think I’d reply and quote the whole thing, did you?) > \*\* When I opened this thread, I didn’t look at the number of posts or the number of pages, and when it took so long to load, I said “WTF? Did we declare a mass genocide against the letter “Q”?” **Satan** is my new hero, by the way. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-q/31309/22 "2000-08-31T06:27:41Z")
My first true love… ::swoon:: ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-q/31309/23 "2000-08-31T06:43:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > **Satan is my new hero, by the way.** Gee, thanks! I would add you to my sig file, but the mods have already sent threatening letters about its length… * * * Yer pal, Satan [sub]TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Four months, three weeks, one day, 4 hours, 36 minutes and 11 seconds. 5767 cigarettes not smoked, saving $720.96. Extra time with Drain Bead: 2 weeks, 6 days, 35 minutes.[/sub] **_"Satan is not an unattractive person."_-Drain Bead** [sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!\*[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-q/31309/24 "2000-08-31T07:01:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satan \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > > > **Satan is my new hero, by the way.** > > Gee, thanks! I would add you to my sig file, but the mods have already sent threatening letters about its length… > > * * * > > Yer pal, > Satan > \*\* Tell me about it! They threatened me with banishment if I added more women to my sig. [sub] They didn’t even care how desperate I was to get laid! [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Qixotica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/5fc32e/32.png) [@Qixotica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qixotica)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-q/31309/25 "2000-08-31T16:16:31Z")
So **friedo** does this mean we are born enemies, since my screen name starts with that horrid little letter **Q**? Oh well, see you around. I’ve got better things to do then quibble over quite quaint quips such as yours. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-q/31309/26 "2000-09-01T04:15:38Z")
I’m the geekiest one here, I thought this was a Scrabble thread, and I raced in here to save the day and remind you that Qat and Suq are two great possiblitities for saving your butt when the tiles are stacked against you. But, um, never mind. I really hate the Vs in scrabble, for what it’s worth. And the Cs end up being damned annoying, too. ---
**Author:** ![Prosser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@Prosser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prosser)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-q/31309/27 "2000-09-01T05:24:59Z")
Wait a second, you’re not a Q-phobe, a Q-cist, or a anti-Q-tite are you? BTW: Which is it? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-q/31309/28 "2000-09-01T07:34:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Frankd6 \* > \*\*Did a bunch of Montreal residents shoot your pet ferret? > \*\* We did _not!_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/motherfucking-q/31309.md?page=1)